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Hungry Joe

@hungryjoe.bsky.social
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Nude selfie purveyor, erring on the arty. Shower pervert, formerly of kinky twitter. "Sexy, soapy flamingo". "All the variety, all the charm, all the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow" He/him. Old enough to know better.

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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 7h
For #FCF a #FridayThrowback to holiday a month ago when I had nothing to do but idle thoughts to think.
Mono pic of white male sitting in a chair, in only a patterned short sleeve shirt, legs open, one hand on upper thigh, the other obscuring his face.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SundayShower post swim. May go for a walk this afternoon, drink in the last stops of summer before the endless winter...
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, viewed from above with strong overhead lighting, so the background is mostly shadow. His lower face, shoulder and chest are visible, as is a shower spray, one hand is raised behind his head.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right. Maybe swimming will fix my brain.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does this count as a subtle #FCF or do I have the spoons to do more? 🤔
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A lunchtime #ThighThursday for all those who celebrate.
Mono pic of white male standing in a living room, in grey tshirt and black briefs, his jeans lowered to his knees, held up by the fingers of one hand, the other resting on his hip.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two weeks ago, in my happy place. #AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos #Humpday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a changing room, facing away from the camera.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bit of #MonochromeMonday from last week's hotel and slightly odd cuck chair.
Mono pic of naked white male sitting in a chair dieectly under a lamp, casting strong shadows, as he leans slightly forward. A hotel bed is visible in the background.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forgot to say, in Chicago I had a 'pizza pie' at Giodano's and their t-shirts are quite a thing...
T-shirt with 'I got stuffed in Chicago' in pink letters on black.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late photo today, from last week on the road, but only landed back home this morning. 'Business or pleasure?'
Mono pic of naked white male sitting on a bed, looking at his laptop, one knee raised with foot flat on the bed, the other leg ticked under him, he is reaching gor the keyboard. Single source of light behind is casting shadows abd creating highlights on his shoulders, arms and tops of limbs.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Checking out of Chicago with a #FCF that uses the around mirror lighting. When in a hotel, right...?
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a hotel bathroom, in front of a mirror and sink, one hand on his head, the other holding a phone for the selfie in front of his face.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ThighThursday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, cropped elboto mid thigh, 3/4 view away from the camera, looking up slightly.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Colour version of Monday's pic for #AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos #Humpday
Colour pic of naked white male standing in a hotel room, facing away from the camera, answering the telephone on a table between two beds. He's standing in front of the wall mounted lamp, the only source of light.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Day 2, scrubbing up for the client...
Guy in blue suit, salmon shirt standing in front of a mirror.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An early #TittyTuesday from the midwest
Colour pic of naked white male standing in a hotel room, cropped mouth to upper thigh, hands resting on thighs.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here's a #MonochromeMonday: 'room service'
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a hotel room, facing away from the camera, talking on a phone on a bedside table, with single light source in front of him casting heavy shadow.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Made it to the modestly-sized hotel room near to the client...
Huge hotel room with two double beds and wardrobe.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I didn't expect United Airlines to be giving out in-flight condoms...
Suspicious condom-like packets given out to boarding passengers
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Managed a swim this morning. Now to pack for Chicago.
Pope Leo strutting in the Vatican to the applause of a non-clerical audience. In thus ivstance, it's a metaphor for me thinking I'm a smooth achiever instead of the dork I really am.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New testicle euphemism just dropped.
Bounce snack described as 'nut butter filled protein ball'
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sad to leave this behind #SaturdayShower
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, facing away from the camera.  The door is ajar and he is half in the cubicle, one arm behind him closing the door.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Too late for a cheeky #FatCockFriday? Making the most of this Airbnb front room chair. #FCF
Mono pic of a white male sitting in a chair in a patterned dark shirt, he is naked below the waist, with his hands resting on each thigh, legs open.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yesterday on holiday at the pool, I think this counts as #ThighThursday?
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a changing room with a towel in front of his face, one hand is in front of his lower belly.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A cheeky Airbnb #AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos #Humpday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, facing away from the camera, visible through an ajar door.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#TittyTuesday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a wardrobe, hands on hips, cropped nose to groin.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A holiday #MonochromeMonday and #ManHandMonday from Cornwall.
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, looking in through a gap in the glass door. He is side on, visible from head to hip, one hand is reaching out and gripping the edge of the door in focus while the rest is more blurred and shadowy. His face is bit-mapped.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you're in south Cornwall but also need a spouse to edge to...
Google map featuring the location of Goonhusband
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Second day of holiday and no bathroom pic yet?
static.klipy.com
Liz Truss: That is a disgrace
ALT: Liz Truss: That is a disgrace
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New euphemism just dropped
Ready to trap my bishop?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just snuck in a cheeky ##BankHolidayBumDay
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, viewed from ground level and behind, up to and including his butt.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sunday in a hotel 🙂
Colour pic of naked white male standing in a bathroom, taking a selfie in the mirror, with a mirror circle blurring his junk.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A more up-to-date pre #ShowerSaturday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a doorway, taking a selfie, holding a mug in front of his junk.  The mug says 'caffeine' on it in the style of a generic drugs brand.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really hard to tell which is the oldest photo on my phone because they all have the date stamp of my last phone upgrade 😐 There's definitely older ones of me but this must be pre-2019 because no beard...
Colour pic of naked white male, cropped nose to midriff, hands behind his head wearing a leather collar with silver ring in it.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Silhouette #FCF #FatCockFriday
Mono pic of white male, naked from the waist down, im white t-shirt. The image is cropped from the naval, he is standing in a living room, with light behind him, his penis is erect, appearing in silhouette against the light background.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bit of #MonochromeMonday to start the week
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a bathroom, facing the camera, leqning over it, cropped nose to groin.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Contemplating actually going fucking swimming once I've fueled up... 😐
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a window, curtains open so strong light casts shadows. He is standing with a coffee mug at groin level, other hand restinh on a box on the window sill.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Birthday week so it's apt today's #moodymono reflected the feeling of getting old...
Mono pic of naked white male standing, cropped from waist, looking from below, he is shaving, one hand is drawing a razor down his cheek, there is heavy shadow.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The swim was swum.
Mono pic of naked white male, viewed down his back, sitting in a changing cubicle.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well, this swimming isn't going to swim itself...
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Saturday.
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a window, one hand leaning on the sill, the pther holding his junk, looking down, face bit-mapper out.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Calm down, Manilife peanut butter...
Manilife peanut butter sitting on a supermarket shelf in a box that is being displayed the wrong way around and so it says "This is my backside. Flip me around for the Mani shot"
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shirt nonsense, from Friday. #ShirtSunday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in front of a wardrobe, wearing a double cuffed white shirt that he is removing, one hand unfastening the other cuff.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Right then, swimming...
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Delia Smith: Let's Be Havin' You
ALT: Delia Smith: Let's Be Havin' You
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#SaturdayShower ...trying to rediscover some mojo
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a shower, cropped mouth to groin, viewed from above, one hand holdingnthe camera, the other covering his genitals. Strong overhead light casts shadows.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ladies, form a queue... 😏🍆
Back of a van with the name JC Coster (metal works) who offers a 'steel erection'...
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No time for a proper #ThighThursday as I'm finishing up on a half day...
Colour pic of man's lap with denim-clad legs, on which sits a laptop.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The back end of the day, so still time for #AssWednesday #MiercolesDeCulos #Humpday #WagonWednesday
Mono pic of naked white male standing in a bathroom, facing away from the camera, cropped shoulder to mid thigh, slightly wrapped in a towel.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Swimming two days running 🏊‍♂️💪
Mono pic of naked white male sitting in a changing cubicle, facing the camera, cropped beard to groin, arms stretched out either side of the frame.
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Hungry Joe @hungryjoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Too late for a little #FCF?
Mono pic of white male sitting close cropped, camera below, legs open, one hand's fingers  resting on the thigh, he is wearing a Pixies t-shirt.
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