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Sit Down, Be Humboldt

@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
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he/they - 31 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity

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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 03/10/2026
SillyFrillyLillyDoll posting "whoopsie forgot to take my meds and set a cop car on fire, such a silly bean!"
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 03/10/2026
I think my favorite furry social media trope is when someone's sona/art/postings is cutesy and uwu wholesome, except for the one rare glimpse into the rest of their life like "got fisted in the sling at the gangbang last night teehee"
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 26/09/2026
Forever flipping between, "These weighted stuffed animals are essential tools for soothing and regulating my autistic nervous system", and, "I'm gonna bounce on that plushie in a loaded diaper until I see stars and my nose starts bleeding"
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SharkyPadded @sharkypadded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kovu commission for anonymous :)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/09/2026
In no particular order, curated down to one album per artist/group
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 23/09/2026
Omg twinning I threw my last vape away last Friday, and will be done with patches and gum this Friday Stronger together 💪
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
I might have just conditioned myself then - my first orgasm was from a back massager vibe on a wet Goodnites, and the rest is history 🙈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
This might just be my weird body, but I don't need to be fully hard in order to get off from diaper buzzies! Are you trying with something strong (like a Hitachi), or something weaker?
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
I'll start by sharing: I'm the sole moderator of r/DiapersAndChastity, with over 30k subs! Unlike most of ABDL Reddit, it's a highly curated space for sharing photos/videos and discussions related to BOTH diapers AND chastity (And I started it as an easy means of collecting free porn 😈)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
First day of (prescribed) Adderall, and of course it's dead quiet at work 😅 #TMITuesday I feel like oversharing today lmao
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 12/09/2026
Fun Hum fact: I still sleep with the baby blanket I was given when I was 0 days old 🚼 Any time I've been separated from it, I've literally been unable to fall asleep - that's 31 years of evidence Idk whether this is an ABDL thing or an autism thing, but uhh I'm pubby 🐶
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
High key the most influential books in my life - Te of Piglet is forever my #1 🩷
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
Hot take: Segufix is wasted on the diaperless.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
Nothin' to see here, runt; just a gym dog with a fat hog 😈 (This wasn't even an intentional #BigDiaperFriday, turns out Egosan swells like it's a cloth-backed BetterDry - oops!)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
As a bonus, if you're always pointing down, there's a lower chance of leaking!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
There's also long-term denial spiking libido, which, with no "traditional" means of resolution, often turns into "diaper-brain". When I've been locked for a week or two, I feel much more strongly drawn to sleep with a paci, wear my littlest clothes, or put on a bigger diaper than I otherwise would.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
There's no wrong answer! A lot of people fall into a cycle of "diaper up > use diaper > cum > take off diaper", and for them, chastity breaks the loop - possibly enough to push them into trying extended-wear or 24/7.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 10/09/2026
...and humped my soggy diaper into the pillows for all of two minutes, made spurties so hard I felt like I had a concussion, and promptly passed out for an hour. Then woke up and did it again 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 10/09/2026
Took off the remnants, tried to play it cool, and told myself I'd be a good boy until I got home. That lasted all of four hours - I was so pokey, I'm pretty sure my diapertent was casting its own shadow 😖 Found a chance to excuse myself from the group for a "nap", went back to my tent...
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 10/09/2026
Forgot to share a fun story from earlier this summer: Went "glamping" for three nights up north for a friend's wedding - each couple had their own tent. Woke up on the second day, and took off my soaked bedtime diaper, to realize my cage had snapped 😱
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 08/09/2026
Opposite side of town from me, and I don't have any Little Pawz on hand, but you had me sweating for a sec 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 02/09/2026
Dawg mine is ex-military, hardcore conservative, and also my parents' PCP 😅 Which gods must I pray to, to find one like yours?!?
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Van Halen Rush Circa Survive Coheed and Cambria Dance Gavin Dance Angine de Poitrine Four Tet Diplo Mac Miller Joey Bada$$
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/08/2026
NGL I would be the type of dad to get my kids "Baby's First Athleisure", Puma tracksuits and kicks that match mine 😂
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/08/2026
Unpopular opinion: Some of y'all dress like babies who pick out their OWN outfits (clashing patterns, mismatched colors) When what y'all really need is to dress like babies whose outfits are picked out FOR them (color-blocking, balanced patterns)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/08/2026
They tore down my favorite childhood McDonald's with the massive Playplace 😭 Where am I supposed to attain full self-actualization by pooping my diaper and having an earth-shattering orgasm in the ball pit now?!? This is discrimination 😡
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/08/2026
I've seen a lot of folks complaining about shipping times and unresponsiveness from Trest, but I've only had good experiences myself!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/08/2026
Current loadout is Rearz Mega Inspire+ with a Rearz Overnight Booster, but I bounce around between Trest, Bumz, and other ultra-high-capacity models based on price and availability
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Caramel Bunno (NSFW) @caramelscomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Reward Systems" Timelapse ($5 and up): subscribestar.adult/posts/2663887 #abdl #chastity
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/08/2026
This is my gender
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
I'm a big fan of "puppy formula" - soymilk, vanilla protein powder, peanut butter powder, psyllium husk, MiraLax, and a bit of THC tincture - best served in a big ol bottle and enjoyed in bed with plushies 🐶
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
Good for a 45-min gym routine and a few chores afterwards - definitely gonna leak through the subsequent nap Very discreet and good range of motion, but that's really the only use case I can think of
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
Broke: "belted incontinence undergarment" Woke: diaper bikini #TMITuesday, ask me anything as I do boring chores and snuggle my kitties 😻😻
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
🚒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and tries to get off on it but isn't allowed to BUT HE STILL GETS OFF because he loves his diapers so much
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
It can sometimes be something that improves with time, after new treatments have stabilized in your system. If it persists longer than that, definitely consider alternative treatments!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
It does help that most of my l friends are at least aware I have vague "bladder problems" - many of the closer friends are aware it runs a little deeper than that 😜
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
This is true - although I work in a hospital, surrounded by doctors, nurses, and others who *should* recognize diapers given their exposure to older/disabled patients Still, no comments or stares on my end!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
It's worth it bruv In 10 years I've been clocked once, by a lifelong friend who's notorious for being blunt and rude, and everyone else in the room called her out on it and told her to stop being a b-word lmao And honestly that was just a stray pull-up waistband 😂
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
And even if someone did find out, it's not their business, and you can tell them to fuck off. As an incontinent person, I give you permission to lie and say it's a medical thing. If wearing diapers makes you happy, stop worrying about what others might see or think. Worry about your own happiness!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
I'm not kidding, I wear a 10L+ diaper with a 2L+ booster for 10 hours, under white/pastel slim-cut scrubs. Blessed enough to have narrow hips and big thighs, they help to hide it, but honestly anyone can with the right clothes. If you like wearing diapers, wear them everywhere. No one can tell.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
Step 1: So much fiber and so much water Step 2: So much diaper and so much booster Step 3: So much workday Step 4: So much pushies Step 5: Repeat forever
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
I used to be able to make that last a whole workday, but I think my sog game has intensified in recent years 🌧️ 💦
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
Hmm I'll let it pass for now, but we can always pump those numbers up 📈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
This is the volume of diaper y'all need to be wearing to work, sorry 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 22/08/2026
🔥 When he wears diapers 🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby 🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and gets off on it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and tries to get off on it but isn't allowed to
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 20/08/2026
If this is what a win gets you, I'd hate to see that after a loss 😳
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 20/08/2026
Weirdly headspace-affirming feels, filling out intake papers for a new PCP like: ✅Bedwetting ✅Overactive bladder ✅Constipation with occasional soiling ✅"Absorbent briefs" 3-5x/day Still waiting for my official diaperboy registration card in the mail though 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 19/08/2026
Had the opportunity to read through my old medical records as my hospital changes systems, and a few things stood out to me: "Grumpy" "Stubborn" "Still soiling himself" Some things never change 😁
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 18/08/2026
I've been running through old episodes of Barney and Friends to find the ones that were my favorites when I was a *baby* baby 🙈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 18/08/2026
For the classics: Luigi in a "uwu soft baby" way Wario in a "sniff my leak-guards, nerd" way Link in a "do I have to, mommy?" way
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