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Sit Down, Be Humboldt

@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
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he/they - 31 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity

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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 19h
I think my favorite furry social media trope is when someone's sona/art/postings is cutesy and uwu wholesome, except for the one rare glimpse into the rest of their life like "got fisted in the sling at the gangbang last night teehee"
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 26/09/2026
Forever flipping between, "These weighted stuffed animals are essential tools for soothing and regulating my autistic nervous system", and, "I'm gonna bounce on that plushie in a loaded diaper until I see stars and my nose starts bleeding"
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SharkyPadded @sharkypadded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kovu commission for anonymous :)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/09/2026
In no particular order, curated down to one album per artist/group
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
First day of (prescribed) Adderall, and of course it's dead quiet at work 😅 #TMITuesday I feel like oversharing today lmao
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 12/09/2026
Fun Hum fact: I still sleep with the baby blanket I was given when I was 0 days old 🚼 Any time I've been separated from it, I've literally been unable to fall asleep - that's 31 years of evidence Idk whether this is an ABDL thing or an autism thing, but uhh I'm pubby 🐶
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
Hot take: Segufix is wasted on the diaperless.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
Nothin' to see here, runt; just a gym dog with a fat hog 😈 (This wasn't even an intentional #BigDiaperFriday, turns out Egosan swells like it's a cloth-backed BetterDry - oops!)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 10/09/2026
Forgot to share a fun story from earlier this summer: Went "glamping" for three nights up north for a friend's wedding - each couple had their own tent. Woke up on the second day, and took off my soaked bedtime diaper, to realize my cage had snapped 😱
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Van Halen Rush Circa Survive Coheed and Cambria Dance Gavin Dance Angine de Poitrine Four Tet Diplo Mac Miller Joey Bada$$
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/08/2026
Unpopular opinion: Some of y'all dress like babies who pick out their OWN outfits (clashing patterns, mismatched colors) When what y'all really need is to dress like babies whose outfits are picked out FOR them (color-blocking, balanced patterns)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/08/2026
They tore down my favorite childhood McDonald's with the massive Playplace 😭 Where am I supposed to attain full self-actualization by pooping my diaper and having an earth-shattering orgasm in the ball pit now?!? This is discrimination 😡
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Caramel Bunno (NSFW) @caramelscomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Reward Systems" Timelapse ($5 and up): subscribestar.adult/posts/2663887 #abdl #chastity
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/08/2026
This is my gender
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
Broke: "belted incontinence undergarment" Woke: diaper bikini #TMITuesday, ask me anything as I do boring chores and snuggle my kitties 😻😻
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
I'm not kidding, I wear a 10L+ diaper with a 2L+ booster for 10 hours, under white/pastel slim-cut scrubs. Blessed enough to have narrow hips and big thighs, they help to hide it, but honestly anyone can with the right clothes. If you like wearing diapers, wear them everywhere. No one can tell.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
This is the volume of diaper y'all need to be wearing to work, sorry 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 22/08/2026
🔥 When he wears diapers 🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby 🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and gets off on it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and tries to get off on it but isn't allowed to
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 19/08/2026
Had the opportunity to read through my old medical records as my hospital changes systems, and a few things stood out to me: "Grumpy" "Stubborn" "Still soiling himself" Some things never change 😁
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/08/2026
Today's episode of "Fun and Exciting Ways to Cum in your Cage", brought to you by Lockup Day #5 😅
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One Diaper after another @lokipup.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Puppies should be allowed to go to daycare instead of work.
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Buddy • Cranky @youthfool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Guys only want one thing in life and it’s digusting #abdl #diaperfur
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 05/08/2026
I've been told my work lunch is "recreational pooper"-coded.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/08/2026
Me but with D&D This is why, every time I lock up, all my best campaign writing gradually becomes horny 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/08/2026
Boys who grunt and say "poopy", then hike up their tail and fill their pants 😵‍💫
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/07/2026
Getting funny tummy feelings when I grab the handle on the pulldown machine at my gym 🥴
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Tangoh’s Dirty Diaper Pail @uhohtangoh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Some stinky tummy time.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 18/07/2026
Mum says it's my turn to be the orange lolly today 🥺👉👈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 18/07/2026
Idk if it's the "these are just M3g4M4x with a superhero print", or the dozens of promoter posts telling me to buy them, but honestly I'm ambivalent Will likely try a bag when I re-up on wipes and boosters, but not feeling the "MUST HAVE NOW" I felt with, for example, Pixel Pals
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/07/2026
Encouraging my husband to exercise for his own health and fitness ❌ Encouraging my husband to exercise so he can carry my 6' 180lb ass like a teeny tiny baby puppy ✅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/07/2026
Realizing my colon has a larger displacement than my Subaru's engine 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/07/2026
Boutta push out 3.5L of big boy thoughts 😵‍💫
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Kotto! @kottocotito.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Careful who you bully, they might end up liking it 🍼💕✨ A little sketch from personal experience hehe 📎 #abdl #babyfur #diaperfur
Two characters, one of them is mocking the small one telling him he's a little baby.
On the next panel, the small one is now wearing a diaper, mittens and a pacifier muzzle. Speech bubble: can't believe they were right.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 14/07/2026
The plushie polycule is now a dragon's horde 🐉
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/07/2026
Buying an oversized weighted sensory plushie for autism reasons 🥺👉👈😇 Buying an oversized weighted sensory plushie for autism reasons 😈💦🍑🥴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/07/2026
Verify your age: I pooped my pants while watching Mulan debut in theatres. Stayed clean during A Bug's Life though!
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Leakguard Licker Aurora @aurorapossum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
me going "yaaaaaay!" and clapping excitedly to encourage my babysitter to keep bouncing me on their cock
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/07/2026
How do I know I'm ace? Feeling nothing from looking at an aesthetically hot vanilla guy even after being locked for 2 weeks, then going absolutely FERAL for a still life shot of an authentic 90's kidcore nursery with Barney decor 😵‍💫
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/07/2026
After-beach crowded public bathhouse diaper change --> your swim diaper got your shorts all wet --> now you're stuck riding home like this 😳
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Cookie Bandit (Casper!) @cookiebandit.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Deep clean
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 09/07/2026
CEO of the hospital walks into the bathroom at the exact moment I exit the stall with a ✨fragrant✨ bagged-up diaper and toss it into the trash can Half a mind to be like "we need adult changing tables dawg"
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Harder Better Dadder Diaper @liononmane.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“And remember: a Clean Puppy is a Happy Puppy”
Locked up adult puppy kid on his change table, with an empty enema bag hanging on the open gate of his crib. The line attached to the bag leads right to his bottom, and an inflatable plug and an absorbent pad are there to make sure that he holds its contents until Dad has him safe and secure in a diaper. For some reason he seems a little embarrassed and is covering his face with his paws?
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 06/07/2026
First day back at work after vacation has me feeling...um...I, uh... 🥴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/07/2026
Forever seeking the absolute unicorn of a man who's willing to: -Run a D&D campaign for my husband and I to play -Change my diaper, and tuck me into bed -Go across the hall and fuck my husband so loudly than I can hear it over my lullabies ...he exists somewhere out there, doesn't he? 😫
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/07/2026
Crank my AC and throw me in the dinosaur bed like this for ~16 hours, it'll fix me I swear 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 30/06/2026
Finding a hot bartender to fuck my husband while I'm visibly leaking on his barstool wasn't on my Montreal bingo card, but here we go #diapercuck
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𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓏𝓏𝓎 @dragonsnazzy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
clarifying to your friend with a stomp and whiny voice that you're a diapercuck! Not a babycuck!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/06/2026
This week required becoming tiny and being put down for a nap 😴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/03/2026
Little bro with an undies fetish always trying to steal big bro's tighty whities Finally sneaks some, puts them on, gets so worked up that he has a big poopy accident
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Tennet but 🔜 BFC @tennet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well well! Smells like someone is being a very good boy, yes he is!~ I had an urge to make a messy alt and it just would not go away, so
Artwork of a rather fit and muscular anthropomorphic golden retriever. He is laying down in an adult sized crib with his hands in mitts, which are tied to the back of the crib. He wears a soggy diaper, and is in the middle of messing said diaper. His face is strained as his diaper tents from the rear.
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