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Sit Down, Be Humboldt

@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
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he/they - 31 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity

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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/09/2026
In no particular order, curated down to one album per artist/group
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 15/09/2026
First day of (prescribed) Adderall, and of course it's dead quiet at work 😅 #TMITuesday I feel like oversharing today lmao
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/09/2026
Nothin' to see here, runt; just a gym dog with a fat hog 😈 (This wasn't even an intentional #BigDiaperFriday, turns out Egosan swells like it's a cloth-backed BetterDry - oops!)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 25/08/2026
Broke: "belted incontinence undergarment" Woke: diaper bikini #TMITuesday, ask me anything as I do boring chores and snuggle my kitties 😻😻
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 24/08/2026
This is the volume of diaper y'all need to be wearing to work, sorry 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/08/2026
Today's episode of "Fun and Exciting Ways to Cum in your Cage", brought to you by Lockup Day #5 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 05/08/2026
I've been told my work lunch is "recreational pooper"-coded.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 31/07/2026
Yoooo we're bed twins!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/07/2026
Getting funny tummy feelings when I grab the handle on the pulldown machine at my gym 🥴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/07/2026
I just go til the bag's empty! 🤷
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 17/07/2026
Boutta push out 3.5L of big boy thoughts 😵‍💫
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 14/07/2026
The plushie polycule is now a dragon's horde 🐉
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 14/07/2026
The latter:
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 11/07/2026
After-beach crowded public bathhouse diaper change --> your swim diaper got your shorts all wet --> now you're stuck riding home like this 😳
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 06/07/2026
First day back at work after vacation has me feeling...um...I, uh... 🥴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 03/07/2026
Omg our babies are twins (quadruplets?) lmao
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/06/2026
This week required becoming tiny and being put down for a nap 😴
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 21/04/2026
I turned my whole front yard into a wildflower garden, and replaced most of my backyard with clover - gotta feed the lil buzzy guys!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 27/01/2026
Pooping in the bathroom is easy, I don't see what all the fuss is about...🤔 Off work and set for a lazy, snowed-in #TMITuesday! Ask me anything y'all 💙
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/01/2026
(cw irl nub) Sharing an AirBnb with a bunch of friends for NYE, so 12 of my closest friends are about 20 feet outside the door while I'm tryna change as quickly and quietly as possible 🙊
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 30/12/2025
#TMITuesday end of the year edition! Ask me anything! (Pic of my son ominously staring for attention)
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 30/12/2025
Troublesome *thwap!*ing sounds from the kitchen intensify
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 30/12/2025
Can't even be trusted to do chores without making it naughty 😈
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 26/12/2025
Very ominous, given what my bedroom looks like at the moment 😅
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 26/12/2025
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods... ...and these 😳
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 23/12/2025
Omg I think we might have the same armor 👀
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 06/12/2025
Apparently 2025 marks the true beginning of my BARNEY-BOY ERA 💜
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 02/12/2025
Having another "dark colors won't save you" day at the gym 😎
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 09/10/2025
Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 09/10/2025
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!" 1: I like 'em BIG 2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em 😎
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 08/10/2025
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 07/10/2025
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 07/10/2025
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 06/10/2025
Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/10/2025
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/10/2025
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today? *sniff sniff* Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/10/2025
4 cans of cider CRUSHED 5 hours of d&d ENJOYED DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED Sweatpants SOAKED 😤
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/10/2025
Commence good boy month 🔒
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/09/2025
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/09/2025
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/09/2025
Idk chat I think ya boy's really cooking with this
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 12/09/2025
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/09/2025
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 04/09/2025
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 01/09/2025
There are some similarities, but: 1: these have a wetness indicator 2: I don't remember the shell of the Kiddos standing out to me, but these feel exceptionally glossy I don't have any Kiddos lying around ATM for a side-by-side comparison though
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 30/08/2025
This #BigDiaperFriday was a trial of something interesting Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 13/08/2025
Thinking about...stuff 👀
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 29/07/2025
This'll make sure I stay in REAL diapers for a while 😵‍💫
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 28/07/2025
My experience with the latest Goodnites is about the same as it was in 2004: I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰
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Sit Down, Be Humboldt @humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 08/07/2025
These are my gym clothes 💪 As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈
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