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@hulatommy.bsky.social
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I’m as disappointed as you are.

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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Christmas Lights in Willington
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meeting some German folk in Munich to teach them a thing or two about popping beers down the tommy.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Considering going to The Bedford for the first time in 20 years, but it will involve wearing shorts with loafers.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Warming a quiche in the oven, which I will pop down the tommy when it’s gone all buttery and flaky. (Cheese and Onion).
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In Spenny Spoons interacting with voters again #hula2032 #change #tits
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The creator behind the Smirnoff lime and lemon thing should be sent to prison.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mogwai make a tremendous racket. Cathedrals of Sound etc etc
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve never seen so many goths in my life.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Heading over to watch Fat Bob play Disintegration in a field.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna buy a motherfucking Speedboat
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My wife particularly keen to have me pictured having a pint at the Steps of Shame for whatever reason.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Listening to the Dawson’s Creek theme poolside with Raymond, looking at the sun set over the mountains.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Raymond has discovered YouTube and is engaging with content.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone should invent a word for that smell after it’s been dry but then it rains.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I had my time again: breakfast sandwiches.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You just know some kid is going to come in and blow the breakfast sandwiches game apart. It’s too late for me, but there’s money to be made in breakfast sandwiches, and it’s there for the taking.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m starting to think some of the pit villages around Durham might almost be too patriotic, if that’s even possible?
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Have started providing unprompted vague fatalistic sounding updates to colleagues, as part of my brand outreach.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Elegant lunch of a ham sandwich and a simple bag o’ Quavers.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m going to see Bruno Mars tonight and I’m not going to spoil it for anyone.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In a pub that smell quite pleasantly of gravy, having a couple of pints (£8.75 per gan, unbelievably).
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Might start an ingredient led restaurant with an emphasis on flavours.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want them to lose on penalties. That would be the most delicious.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck off out of here you fucking prick
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harrysword.bsky.social @harrysword.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So much of Europe is walking around near silent villages buying cured meats.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Paredes playing like he had a couple of pints of Best Scotch at half time, which is fair enough.
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[ 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚘 ] 🟡 @carrozo.com · 19/07/2026
this is worse than that time all those people died
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What happened to having a fucking pie and a pint and checking your fucking bets for fucks’ sake?
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This all feels pretty iconic for bad reasons
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You have to have balls of steel to play a song that weak in front of that many people.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Madonna Is 70 In a field With Muppets
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Madonna In a Car park What?
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ha’way Spain these are shite
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want the Spanish to pass these shithouse pricks to death.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Beautiful rendition of the Spanish national anthem to be fair #brass
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
PACE KILLS
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
These French lads don’t like it up ‘em.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Shit missed my 6:15 call with Andy
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey nonny nonny Wine down the tommy
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Watching Spenny Town Band rip through a spirited ‘Mr Brighteyes’ in Jubilee Park while dipping my lip. Splendid.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One wonders whether these Argentinian lads like it up ‘em.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can’t believe Gary McAllister is still turning out for Argentina
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is incredibly English behaviour from the French lads.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Deschamps has the look of a man witnessing the preparatory stages of his own execution.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Brioche buns available in Spenny ASDA. The game’s gone.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Might show some leadership around the sangria in the back garden.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hendo has gone full kit wanker
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ha’way these aren’t Brazil
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wonder if these healthy, strapping Norwegian lads like it up ‘em?
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