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I’m as disappointed as you are.

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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 9h
Commanding midfield performance from hulalottie in an impressive 4-0 win.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 9h
Some snaps from Washington Wetland Centre I saw in Brinkburn C.I.O.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unless they tidy their act up, I will have the whole place levelled and converted into a Fun Pub.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe I will start wearing waistcoats?
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reflective mood as I gaze at the rough-hewn, imperfect, milk-froth heart sitting atop my £4.50 cappuccino.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s just bollocks. Waste of my fucking time.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t reckon anyone has ever got the lion in the cage. Not possible in my opinion.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll not be cheeked, mind. Particularly not on the internet.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point I feel like I’m just never going to put the lion in the cage.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Christmas Lights in Willington
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meeting some German folk in Munich to teach them a thing or two about popping beers down the tommy.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, it still seems really nice. It gladdens me.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Considering going to The Bedford for the first time in 20 years, but it will involve wearing shorts with loafers.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Many thanks Neil. I continue to monitor the position.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ll not be cheeked.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have tried to think what this may have been a metaphor for, and have struggled.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Warming a quiche in the oven, which I will pop down the tommy when it’s gone all buttery and flaky. (Cheese and Onion).
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In Spenny Spoons interacting with voters again #hula2032 #change #tits
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Very nice.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The creator behind the Smirnoff lime and lemon thing should be sent to prison.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be fair, their song is excellent.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mogwai make a tremendous racket. Cathedrals of Sound etc etc
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I AM
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve never seen so many goths in my life.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m in Edinburgh you massively silly sausage
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Am I?
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Heading over to watch Fat Bob play Disintegration in a field.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Classic Beames
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I sharn’t support any cheek directed at me, Dan - particularly on the internet. I shannot stand for it.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s a big moon, Dan.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Or Gresford
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GRIMBLADE
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Probably have to moor it in Hartlepool though.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gonna buy a motherfucking Speedboat
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My wife particularly keen to have me pictured having a pint at the Steps of Shame for whatever reason.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(Just outside)
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am in Dubrovnik, bonny badger.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Listening to the Dawson’s Creek theme poolside with Raymond, looking at the sun set over the mountains.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He’s still 100% Raymond but at 0.5x playback speed.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Raymond has discovered YouTube and is engaging with content.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I use it to set my daughter maths quizes, and to answer questions about plumbing. It’s really impressive. People should generally relax, but the problem is those who have bet a gazillion dollars on it changing Everything have to have it change Everything, and it just won’t.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Could actually have been both, the way she snapped the glove off her hand.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LADS I NEED A DUMP MAN FFS
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The first time I had my prostate checked, the doctor commented “very nice, nice and smooth” as she removed her fingers from my anus - and I’m still unclear as to whether she was referring to her technique or my prostate. No clarification offered.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mebbies ‘WetDog’
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone should invent a word for that smell after it’s been dry but then it rains.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I had my time again: breakfast sandwiches.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You just know some kid is going to come in and blow the breakfast sandwiches game apart. It’s too late for me, but there’s money to be made in breakfast sandwiches, and it’s there for the taking.
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anyway, I’m in Spenny Spoons now connecting with voters. While my whimsical linen shirt does mark me out somewhat, maybe that’s good for voter recognition etc
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hulatommy @hulatommy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Won’t stop ‘em voting for Appropriate Change (and tits) in 2032.
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