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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Macaulay Culkin apparently now passes federal court judgments on Christmas-related media. Sure. Whatever brings it all down faster so we can finally rebuild. #LetsGo2026
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Aw, man. I was just about to launch my career as a TikTok influencer.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FIFA is a corrupt organization so it's no surprise they make up an award and give it to a corrupt head of state to win favors. "Ladies and gentlemen, The Weeknd"
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Don't go through an existential crisis because you find yourself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. She has a long way to go, so remain steadfast and carry on. She'll mess it up eventually like Megyn Kelly did in 2017. #bulldogshavingcream
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
MTG is planning for the post-Trump GOP. She'll be up against Vance, Haley, and maybe Pence for control.
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Dave Sanders @itsdavesanders.com · 04/11/2025
I don’t care if Dick Cheney was right once. He fucked America so bad that we will literally be paying for it for generations. 20 years and $3T of those deficit dollars everyone is freaking out about. Not to mention a lot of dead soldiers and civilians. Fuck Dick Cheney.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Is it just me or do baseball analysts seem to use players' nicknames more often than they used to? #pregameshows
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Elise Stefanik is scrubbing photos of herself accepting awards from the vile Young Republicans caught in the Politico group chat. She supported every single one of them in New York State.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UPDATE — PERRY COUNTY: The man arrested for sharing Trump’s words “we have to get over it” in a group about a Charlie Kirk vigil has a bond hearing in December www.tennessean.com/story/news/c... original bond: $2 MILLION His family says his 1A rights are being trampled.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I bet Shaggy's going to start using a kiss cam during his performances of "It Wasn't Me" while cutting to random couples.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I wonder if Mark Cuban is considering forming a new network to build around Colbert.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Family pets are being left behind at Southern California shelters as their families face deportation. At Carsom Animal Care Center, dogs like Bruce and Coco are quiet, confused, and up for adoption. Shelter staff say they've seen emotional goodbyes as families forced to leave the U.S.
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Grant Stern @grantstern.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base. This man has no citizenship now.
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Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Just hook it to my veins!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Using the Doobie Brothers reunion as an excuse to post this very fun and stupid old “Conan” bit, “Camp Michael McDonald”, featuring Jon Glaser. #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/p6hclTqXvBw?si… via @YouTube
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Satellite TV Channels Camp Michael McDonald
YouTube video by 20 Years of Conan O'Brien | TEAMCOCO.com
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This was the opening lines to "Lose Yourself" moment for Sen. Alex Padilla and he mucked it up with that press conference.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
For the people who first heard of George Wendt on "Animaniacs". RIP Norm
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I just learned about this James Comey seashell thing that's all the controversy right now. I laughed. I seriously laughed. You may be more concerned about it and that's fine. But holy fuck is that hilarious.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Which Congressperson will DESTROY a member of Trump's cabinet today? Place yer bets now, ladies and germs! #ThursdayTang
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Prophecy of the Popes is no more. We passed Peter the Roman and now onto uncharted territory. #blankspaces
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I heard the new Pope is an Second City alumni. #ChicagoPope
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ugh. Does anyone speak Latin nowadays? What did he say? #newpope
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I got "Eurotrip" in my head right now. #whitesmokeontherooftop
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This whole thing of the Trump photoshopped as the Pope makes me want to revisit Tom Fontana's "Borgia" which is about Pope Alexander VI and his family. So many similarities: mistresses, two sons, a daughter, and an egomaniac. Let's watch!
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The way you all keep misspelling Michael Waltz as "Walz" make me yell like that one episode in "Oz" where Schillinger finally loses it after someone misprounces his name again. Time to discipline your autocorrect and show it who's Bose.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I may not be "notable", but I'm somewhat "authentic".
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm starting to think this Prophecy of the Popes was pure malarkey. Where's Peter the Roman? #eastermondayvibes
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We should try to stop yelling into our echo chambers and instead go outside of it and pass our frustrations on to those who we're against as I write this from a room with tiles. #CrappyThoughts
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Does anyone else constantly have the theme for Bulk & Skull from Power Rangers playing in their head? #EasterSundayNextWeek
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Cheryl Hines knew what she was getting herself into. I'm glad she got snubbed by Trump at the UFC event. Hope it happens more. #CrazyColoredPopcorn
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Am I the only one who thought Jim Backus and R. Lee Ermey were the same person growing up? #FullMetalMisterHowell
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Has Trump already taken credit for the Dow Jones surge after he announced a pause on his fuckup? I'm sure he has. #takebacksies
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
@v1-osw.bsky.social Hey brah! I have a brand new, never worn Oakland A's hat I can send you to replace the stolen one. Unless you've been offered one already, no worries. Otherwise, it's yours!
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
That Tim Apple must be feeling really silly right now for kissing the ring. Apple has lost 250 billion in value in the 1st 10 minutes of trading today. #April32025
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
About to have a banana nut muffin with my coffee while I watch history unfold. I never liked the economy anyways. #stockmarketnosedive
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I miss social distancing. #fiveyearsago
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Mayor Eric Adams is having the "best day ever". #lawsareforpoorpeople
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Starting to think that Sen. Booker gave this record-breaking speech feeling the results of the these special elections. Like if they stay red, people will at least have the filibuster. #AvrilsNobodysFool
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen. by Merrick Garland
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I appreciate that Jeffrey Goldberg did not sit on this news for a book that he writes two years from now
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"The new hottest chat group in D.C. is the Houthi PC Small Group. It has a former Fox News drunk, Russian agents, a guy who searches for loose change in couches with his penis..."
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hegseth, Gabbard, Ratcliffe, and rest did not conduct themselves properly. A clear violation on the OPSEC responsibility we constantly watched back in the day as deployed troops. youtu.be/TJaHHxGKB4w?...
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AFN Commercial - OPSEC 24-7
YouTube video by killinscuds
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm cool, Bluesky. Still trying to pay off my "Make Donald Drumpf Again" hat I bought from John Oliver back in 2017. Keep reaching for the stars!
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Stop with putting your old Twitter pic on your Bluesky profile. It's a brand new day. Pick a new pic. Your friends will find you. Trust me. #avoiceinthecrowd
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sick fucks.
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Huey Rocks @hueyrocks.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Everyone needs to calm down about Pete Buttigieg today. Don't commit to any endorsements. Remember Beto O'Rourke? Chill out. Relax. Take acid or something. #ThursdayMotivation
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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