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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃

@hrfmichael.bsky.social
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Working class writer, director and One to Watch. Mocatriz. Rep'd by Louisa Minghella at Revolution Talent.

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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel every single email I have to send today in every cell of my body.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Well, That Escalated Quickly.
ALT: Well, That Escalated Quickly.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woo-ah Huh Woo-ah Ah - 'TRANSylvania', Kim Petra
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly a queer icon! @therealelvira performs Here I Am in Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988), drawing on Cassandra Peterson's real experience as a Vegas showgirl. Listen to our new episode (which also features Callum doing the Elvira rap from this number in its entirety): linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Ernest Hemingway tells you it's time to cut back on your boozing... Letter from Hemingway to his friend F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ParaNorman (movie) and ParaNorman (fragrance) are both all timers for me.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I use my powers for good!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do a wee triangle with a wee exclamation mark in it when something on my to do list is urgent and I have four wee triangles with wee exclamation marks in them and it's not even ten.
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Au revoir, Simone! The Cabazon dinosaurs sequence is a highlight - shot with panache by Tim Burton, showcasing the ridiculous comedy of Pee-wee Herman with a bittersweet tinge. Check out our new episode about Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) with @julesscheele.bsky.social linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New episode: Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) with @julesscheele.bsky.social Listen: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs “Be sure and tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) VHS
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love Lupercalia! I don’t think he’s got a bad album, to be honest…
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The joke is truly on us (it's diabolical).
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For a while 'trainee' was an intercommunity word within my subset of the queer internet, a stand in for... the t slur cis people aren't allowed to say but some trans people are reclaiming. So a bunch of film and TV organisations in Scotland promoting their 'trainee finder' always makes me laugh.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing is more of a recession indicator than the handful of screenwriters I know currently pivoting into a weird sort of… screenwriter-influencer space. Incredibly suspicious but, worse, extremely cringe.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I generally work with teenagers - in a film context, but we have the same conversations - and they're usually already having these conversations amongst themselves by the time we talk about a film. If anything, they can be a little... zealous in the other direction!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At the same time: read those books - that have some iffy stuff in them, probably akin to Walliams or Rowling - loved them, still think they're amongst some of the best work for children of all time, and they haven't affected the way I think or feel. I think it's about trust, on the whole.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been thinking about this, recently, because my niece is super into magic and school stories and she loved The Worst Witch and I feel like I know what's coming next! I was a big Dahl fan as a kid, and I remember how it felt when I found out about his (open, in interviews) antisemitism.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't know where I think I live that I thought a borg cardigan was going to be the right thing to wear in September because I am somehow too hot AND it's raining so I'm going to smell so bad, but that's the magic of Glasgow, baby!
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We love Miss Piggy. Check out our new episode about The Great Muppet Caper (1981) with @jonjnorth.bsky.social Follow us: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember the other day when I said everywhere I go on the internet for escapism I have to contend with the steady creep of fascism or the fact that the industry I work in is in freefall? Anyway, all the stupid Doctor Who background noise channels are picking over a BBC brief/tender document.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These books - horrible, wretched, absolutely abysmal - have been a BIG money spinner, so whatever this is, it must be pretty fucking nasty
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Always find it weird how often comedians are included in the 'who will be the next Doctor Who?' conversations but I keep hearing George Fouracres and... yeah. I could be into that.
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New episode - The Great Muppet Caper with @jonjnorth.bsky.social Listen: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs “It’s plot exposition, it has to go somewhere.”
The Great Muppet Caper VHS
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
me when the girl from Brave is at my front door
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cheers!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's 60 days overdue, I've sent a second invoice with the late fee, but what do you do when they're not responding to the late fee?
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Broke my own rigid 'I don't work with universities as a freelancer' rules and might as well be firing these invoices into the fog.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 16/09/2026
We are joining Macklemore in donating to the people of Palestine with another $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, which will help aid families amid the ongoing genocide. We encourage our followers & anyone with the means to join if they can: pcrf.net
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can’t find a picture from the actual film, but Gareth Gates plays a belly buttonless clone of Gareth Gates in Seeing Double
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very excited to be running some audio drama/podcasting sessions with kids through @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social next month!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might be looking to the Big Finish/Doctor Who people here - are there any audio dramas for primary school kids, or that would be suitable for sharing with primary school kids, especially ones that show how you do action in audio?
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≠matthew←kinlin●●◯♜ @matthewkinlin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beyond Grandeur & Other Stories is now out ⚡️ A mix of decadent, slipstream and horror fiction. (Or a series of“acid bath fables” - James Nulick). There’s even a short play in there 🎭 The title story was shortlisted for the Desperate Literature Short Fiction Prize 2026. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Links below 🔥
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you know what, in the age of AI, it's almost quaint that GMail still goes, 'oh, you're attaching 8 film stills as JPGs to this email, you'll want them to show up as 8 enormous images within the body of the message, right chief?' and just goes ahead and does it anyway.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Didn’t they turn her off?
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Same! I had a fun time with it, but it is... rough. The performances are nice - especially Diane Wiest - but the script could have done with a couple more drafts, I think.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a good time at the pictures, it's nice to just get out the house.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The thing about Bluesky is I used to just not say anything about things that didn't work for me over on Twitter because you never know who you're going to work with and you knew who would see it, but only complete freaks are on Bluesky so you can say what you want.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nicole looked great, at least.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think AI witch hunts are a loser's game - some people are just shitty writers - but I got such a whiff of ChatGPT in a big film I was really looking forward to and it has broke my brain. Specific sequences, I mean, dialogue with AI phrasing, jokes that don't really make sense. Rank.
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Caleb Ranson @calebransonwriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/s...
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Jack Thorne warns some fellow scriptwriters are using AI ‘to cheat’
Adolescence co-writer criticises government inaction and calls for laws banning secret use of AI to generate scripts
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Once Upon A VHS - 80s and 90s Fantasy Podcast @onceuponavhs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tilda Swinton's remarkable performance and camcorder footage of angel Jimmy Sommerville in Sally Potter's Orlando (1992), a brilliant adaptation of the Virginia Woolf novel and a classic of New Queer Cinema. Listen: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yawnin' stretchin' tryna come to life
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh gosh, just catching up - glad you’re home safe!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Teaching a class on creativity next week and wondering whether it's time to drop my spicy opinions on The Artist's Way.
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lovely to see this doing so well already - put those fingers in those pockets, piggies!
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the very depressing things about the past year is that engaging with the things I like, that I usually go to for escapism - Buffy, Drag Race, Doctor Who - is engaging with the fact that the industry I work in is dying and nobody gives a fuck.
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