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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why does Regal Cinemas not know how to spell John Malkovich?!?
Email from sender Regal Crown Club with subject "Heather, John Malkavitch and Sam Rockwell..."
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pumpkins be out here with BBLs this year
Photo of a pumpkin that has a luscious ass growing out of its bottom
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No! Absolutely not!
British Vogue facebook post about Margaret Qualley wearing "barefoot sandals" on a red carpet. It's a fucking eye patch but around her heel instead of her eye. WHY.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
😍
Bad Bunny feeding his dog at a fancy dining table
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also apparently in Cincinnati the geese use the crosswalks. They made it across before the light changed and everything.
Four geese crossing the street in the damn crosswalk
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cincinnati Zoo looking like what I was giving to Blathers in 2020
Beetles. Lots of beetles.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not sure if "the daily tism" is a problematic source but this randomly appeared in my feed and made me laugh
Picture of a guy gesturing to his phone with caption "Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse". Credited to "the daily tism" which is hopefully actually run by people with autism bc otherwise yikes
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Clickhole still out here doing the lord's work
Clickhole post with a picture of Robert Pattinson and attributed quote "It's so crazy that the guy's name was Odysseus and he want on an Odyssey. I'd love to go on a Robessy some day!"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For some reason, gmail decided to put its own labels into my list of labels and in THIS order?! why are Updates, Forums, and Promotions in the middle of my shit now for no fucking reason??
Gmail label list, where Gmail stuck Updates, Forums, and Promotions into random places on an otherwise alphebatized list
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Simultaneously find this cool and fun and deeply embarrassing
10th Anniversary Championship Celebration. Join us and rewatch the 2016 NBA Finals Game 7, etc. etc.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hi, it's me, your
Plants with a sign saying "low maintenance favorite"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Uhhhhhhhhh I mean gonna guess there's a lot of those around but okay
Screenshot of a reel with text "spotted: big black hog. Cleveland, OH"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Let's fucking goooooooo
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Who says journalism is dead?
Screenshot of a facebook post from The Independent with headline "the Strait of Hormuz was declared 'completely open' by Iran on Friday" but the image is two improbably colorful Starbucks drink with label "Starbucks reveals summer menu return date and new items".
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This storm thirsty af for my attention, damn
Screenshot of a voicemail list with 5 voicemails in a row from the weather service
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Surely you can tell which one is me
Text conversation:
Person 1: hadn't thought about snacks, honestly
Person 2: that's all I ever think about
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
These cold medicine pills I bought look like little oil beads I used to hoard for baths as a kid. Why are they so vivid and shiny?!
Two shiny purple ovular capsules
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I know people don't like "I read ___ as ___" for comedy but if you saw my try to process Fruit Fry Lube as I scrolled by it, you would have thought it was funny, I promise.
Bottle of "Fruit Fly Lure", which is probably just sugar water but okay charge me $30 or something for it
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Did not realize the Pitt was about goths
Screenshot of a New York Times post about the Pitt where everyone looks like they just got thrown out of a goth party bc the host's parents came home early but decided to take a quick pic in their backyard first
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
How to ensure I will never look at your photo album
Thumbnail from a facebook photo gallery with a "+338" over it, indicating that the album has THREE HUNDRED THIRTY EIGHT photos in it for some fucking reason
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Don't normally do airplane window pics but this view leaving Denver for Palm Springs was just so gross I had to share
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
just realized from this thumbnail that my Blackbeard costume is also basically a Mantzoukas costume, I just don't need to put on all the tattoos.
Jason Mantzoukas, looking delighted and deranged, mouth wide open, eyes buggin', curly hair floofy af, beard out to here, black leather jacket over what might be a navy polo
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Looks fucking smug about it too
Photo of mom with baby and headline: mom's 15 month old son bites her nipple off whole breastfeeding, says it was 'hanging on'
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
so THAT's why these jeans are fitting so weird
Article headline: Scientists Find a New Moon Orbiting Uranus
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Why does this Pokemon look like a butt with little legs sticking out of a ruffled skirt
Snom Pokemon
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Y'all need anything, I'm going to the
Packaging that says FU•STORE
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Screenshot from Our Flag Means Death
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"How do I publish my course??"
A course tile with a Publish button in the upper right that apparently is invisible to anyone with a doctorate
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Excellent exam questions over here, as always.
Question: Freeze dried cadaver bone acts as:
"Joke" Answer choice: "I see dead people"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
at least I was able to give you this
a post with 69 likes on it
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
luv 2 catch up on all the entertainment news on the av club dot com!
Screenshot of an article on the AV Club website where you can see two lines of text surrounded by 4 ads for the same thing
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Saw this guy on a walk and had to make a lil somethin' out of it
One of those geese people have on their porches dressed in a hot dog costume, with a speech bubble added above that says "we're all trying to find the goose who did this!"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Imagine getting caught eating Domino's Pizza
Facebook post from Domino's Pizza saying "imagine getting caught watching Coldplay"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
lol lmao
Sponsored post from Fisher Investments - When to Retire: A Guide for American Investors with $1M+
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Look at how George is holding this pizza
George Costanza holding one piece of pizza in each hand. One slice is fully sideways in his hand. He holds the other by the crust, like a normal person.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
@ilikemints.bsky.social voice: Did a spider write this
Article: Pest experts warn you should never squash spiders in your home--here's why
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Correct.
Image of Weird Al with caption Don McLean thinks Weird Al's "Star Wars" Parody of "American Pie" is "Better than the original"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Just got this email from the accommodated testing office
Student: Fakey McFakerson
Exam Type: Final
Date: 5/30/25
Time: 9am
Approved Accommodations: Reduced Distraction
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not even a little bit
Text reading: Do you have the capacity to job today?
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think we only watched one episode of Foundation but got damn, maybe I should get back into it
Thumbnail image for an article about the next season of the Foundation. Image is Lee Pace wearing some kind of little skirt toga situation and looking fucking ripped.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Some real freak shit (complimentary)
Final Cavs score: Cavs 138, Heat 83
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Up to the Mariah Carey lesson in Duolingo
French translation exercise for "I don't know her"
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Apparently I don't even know what a toilet IS!
Reels page. Image of a lit stove burner with a fork being heated in it. Words on the image say: You've been using toilets wrong!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Answer:
Ad for Jimmy John's toasted sandwiches.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Let's play a game: guess what the ad was for that got this comment:
An fb comment that says: Breathing thy Father's consciousness in my Father's WILL, Only find life through the continuous name of God as witnesses of the Glory, yadda yadda yadda
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Never forget
Picture of Bobby Flay next to the banner someone had fly over him that says CHEATER
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
love the film fest. this is part of a spreadsheet about food we're bringing in for each other. Guess I'm glad I'm coming in Saturday for the non-expired Cheez-Its and not today for the expired ones?
Snacks:
FRI: Nut Sacks/Expired Cheezits
SAT: Not expired Cheezits
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