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H_Ram

@hram.bsky.social
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 23h
i feel like in my head it's gonna be salted the way a pretzel might be but it's SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why does Regal Cinemas not know how to spell John Malkovich?!?
Email from sender Regal Crown Club with subject "Heather, John Malkavitch and Sam Rockwell..."
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I prefer all the erroneous ones I've been getting to get school pictures of my child Payzlee
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keep getting spam emails claiming to be from my (dead) dad, so that's fun
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Browsing online for some stuff and: COSTUME INCLUDES: Poison Ivy Tights DOES NOT INCLUDE: Costume
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reading an article about AI and part of what GPT was trained on was "a corpus of websites that have been linked to Reddit posts that have three or more upvotes. The idea is that having three upvotes from Reddit ensures that the webpages have a certain level of quality." A certain level = 0?
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They are setting it up to be a web-based phone number with some app but we can't install anything without IT doing it for us and my ticket last Thursday still hasn't gotten a response
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My desk phone at work was broken but I never did anything about it because it was forwarding to my cell. They finally took it offline so my work number no longer works.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pumpkins be out here with BBLs this year
Photo of a pumpkin that has a luscious ass growing out of its bottom
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need the browns to score, not because I need them to win, but because I cannot go to sleep until this ends and I really really want to go to sleep
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
either way i'mma suggest freezing a water bottle and then doing essentially gently foam rolling but over the ice bottle
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh thanks for fucking up that sentence autocorrect
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of times on GBBO they use "cheeky" phrasing on purpose but then they asked this older gentleman man about the lemon party
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Specifically one event
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The customer support guy was like "you should be fine but I can just transfer $1 from one account to the other just in case?" and so we did that and modern life is just so stupid, y'all.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had Discover accounts that got taken on by Capital One and got an email that my account was going to be closed due to inactivity. Uh, you just took over my account two seconds ago, what are you talking about?!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone else still think about Fabio from early Top Chef saying "is Top Chef not Top Scallop!"?
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
but now people are mad at him 😭😭😭
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cornell isn't even over there?!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lonely Island (and Seth Meyers) podcast mentioned that Al Franken wrote the Colon Blow SNL sketch and is Al Franken the only guy who like actually seems to have been truly canceled? Haven't heard a peep in YEARS.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
even just for bills games i'd want a roof! it's cold as fuck!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so, like, oil refiners are getting destroyed in russia and the middle east is like 'no more oil for y'all' so uhhhhh we still thinking this whole war thing is a good idea orrrrrrr
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hopefully tonight I will get to it!! My stupid BF had to watch stupid FOOTBALL. 😂
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think so!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we have a "knight" and he is a problem
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, I get it, everyone loves Widows Bay
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I chose to have a chicken Caesar wrap at work so I'm guilty too
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This article feels very disrespectful to Mercury. Also "BepiColombo". apnews.com/article/merc...?
apnews.com
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Came to see TLC (well, actually we wanted to see En Vogue and Salt n Pepa but while we're here...) and it's not even TC, it's just C! I'm livid.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love how much they seemed to want each other to get it!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hated the Snow book! And I never hate books
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apparently we were all staying up late watching tennis and no one told me
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Driving home from work the other day, a car stopped at the red light, then put their hazards on, ran the red light, and turned the hazards off. Is this a secret loophole?!
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Among my many internet pet peeves is clicking (what I think is) an article link and then having it actually be a tiny summary of what's really an audio article / podcast.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Summary of my work life the past few days: Dept Chair: Change the schedule Committee Chair: Don't change the schedule Committee Chair: Schedule a meeting about it Boss: Don't schedule a meeting about it
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I use some sick time from work because some of these people make me fucking sick??
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wait bachelor parties are FUNDRAISERS over there??!?
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like every arrogant person who tries to make another person look stupid by bringing up HIPAA spells it HIPPA. "Ever heard of HIPPA?" No, but I've heard of HIPAA, asshole.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
apparently people fake apply to college and get real financial aid and then drop out
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Signed up for an online seminar about AI and Fraud and thought it was going to be about ACADEMIC fraud but it seems to be about financial fraud, which does not pertain to me at all.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had to explain both what beef tallow fries are and how it's a symbol of them going all conservative to my BF the other day
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tangent: I would watch John Larroquette play Kenny Rogers in something
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me: i'm winning! everyone else: you're the dumbass in the corner stuck behind a wall
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I imagine most of y'all have not watched Nation's Dumbest, but it's a really good time. Ice T didn't know who Bert & Ernie were and then they showed him footage of him ON Sesame Street and he was like "how does that exist?" as if he'd never done it.
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Googling how old is Donald Trump for no particular reason today
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
watching a work AI training and it's like 'make sure all its citations are real, read everything twice because it can be confident but wrong' how is this saving me time if I have to do all this shit??
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
shoulda been using crystal pepsi
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H_Ram @hram.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Have an annual (lady parts) checkup and the pre-check-in is asking me if the amount of blood during my period bothers me? Well, like, the fact that there's blood at all is pretty bothersome?
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