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Hysterical Raisins

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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOLY SHIT! How did I not realize until today that Missouri is represented in the Senate by HAWLEY SCHMITT?!
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Holy Shit Shades Off Meme
ALT: Holy Shit Shades Off Meme
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@msnowevents.bsky.social Just bought a membership, thinking I can watch whatever episode I want. How long does it take for you to post a full episode of a show after it's aired?
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@repjamesclyburn.bsky.social It would be nice if one South Carolina politician wished Jewish citizens a happy Rosh Hashanah. I don't expect it from Republicans, but I do expect it from you. Verydisappointed.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They're gonna name a lake after Flabby Felon as soon as they find one that's wide and shallow enough.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Kristi Noem's husband: I need bigger balloons.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a feeling Scott Jennings wants to replace the nattering chipmunk as Press Secretary, especially after hearing that he contacted Kristi Noem's husband about where to obtain a pair of fake tits.
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Esme Grubb @esmegrubb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If it isn't in writing, it can still be discharged. Ben & Harry Litman discuss how Senator John Cornyn of Texas used his legal background as a former Texas Supreme Court justice to methodically cross-examine & exposed AG nominee Todd Blanche during his confirmation hearing. youtu.be/2DzoYroAz7w
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Trump gets INSTANT KARMA as GOP Senator GETS REVENGE!!!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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Brian @brianwithaneye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As a Kentuckian who actually knows Kentucky law and Kentucky politics, not one person online knows dick about what's going on in my state.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Palm Beach International Airport is officially renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport. Virgin Atlantic is warned it won't be safe to land there. We know what he likes to do to virgins.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This summer's record-setting heat wave is making wildfires in states like Colorado and Utah even worse. And to top it off, private equity investors are even price-gouging firefighters.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/06/2026
Ossoff: "Mike Collins is a bigot and antisemite under federal investigation for the illegal misuse of tax dollars, widely known as a man of poor character who lacks the judgment and integrity to serve in the Senate."
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ returns, turns algae-infested water in reflecting pool to wine, is arrested for vandalism. Charges are dismissed after US Attorney Jeanine Pirro drinks all the evidence.
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Paul Krugman is right: there's nothing “inevitable” about Social Security cuts. The crisis is political,not mathematical. Corrupt Republicans took new revenue off the table so they can force benefit cuts onto workers. Don’t accept the gaslighting. #HandsOffSocialSecurity #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🎵 What's it all about, Algae? Is it just for the moment we live? What's it all about when you sort it out, Algae? Are we meant to take more than we give? Or are we meant to be slime?🎵
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Frank D. Russo @fdrtoday.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ken Paxton’s Impeachment Defense Lawyer Endorses James Talarico NOTUS Texas lawyer who helped lead Republican Ken Paxton’s defense during a 2023 impeachment trial said Paxton “has lost sight of his core mission” Talarico not Paxton believes in unity & will get Dem, R and Ind votes bit.ly/4oix6ei
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Ken Paxton’s Impeachment Defense Lawyer Endorses James Talarico
A Texas lawyer who helped lead Republican Ken Paxton’s defense during a 2023 impeachment trial said Paxton “has lost sight of his core mission.”
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FigsDee @figsdee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Republican candidate running for governor knows his base. During interview, he admits to being a muderer. #CrazyShit www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbOx...
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🚨WATCH: MAGA Frontrunner Admits To KILLING PEOPLE...Trump HIDES!
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
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Ingvald @ingvald1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#America: Trump Just Took Us Somewhere the Country Has Never Been Before. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/o...
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Opinion | Trump Just Took Us Somewhere the Country Has Never Been Before
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fuck Ballroom Bezos' @postopinions.bsky.social. Look at this headline: America’s income tax is progressive The rich already pay more than their fair share. Same day they editorialized that public school teachers should not be allowed to strike. Fucking cowards!!!!
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Would you look at this shit from @washingtonpost.com!!! No need to read the BS they spew, just read the headline: America’s income tax is progressive The rich already pay more than their fair share. Dictation from Ballroom Bezos the same day they say public teachers shouldn't be allowed to strike.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I love irony! www.cnn.com/2026/03/24/p...
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Democrat Emily Gregory will flip deep-red Florida House district that includes Mar-a-Lago, CNN projects | CNN Politics
Democrat Emily Gregory will win a special state House election in a Palm Beach district that includes President Donald Trump’s Florida home of Mar-a-Lago, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, adding another ...
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Robert Moffitt @justplainbob.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Trump administration is testing another terrible idea in Minnesota, and we need to fight back against this, too. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Military attorneys fill Minnesota prosecutor gap, raising civilian legal questions
A federal judge will hear arguments on whether Army lawyers can prosecute civilians after a Minnesota prosecutor shortage in a case tied to a protester charged after an ICE encounter.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov I know you're a fucking coward who probably won't come here to see how angry people are with you, but I want it on the record that the next clusterfuck that occurs under the reign of Mushmouth Mullin will be your fucking fault. You spit in the face of those who voted for you.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@yahoonews.com What the actual fuck? I tried to reply to a story about Markwayne Mullin. I said the only thing he's qualified to do at Homeland Security or anywhere else is to unclog toilets. What is so offensive about that? He was a plumber. Is toilet a dirty word now.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@yahoonews.com is such shit. Rejected my comment, because I used the word Moron. Moron is the name of a city in Cuba in the article I was commenting on.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hope there is a photographer around when they tell Markwaynebillybobjohnboyellymaecharlene that he has to fuck Corey Lewandowski now!!
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov Why are you only posting on Twitter and not Bluesky? Don't you want to hear what real Democrats are saying? Are you that much of a coward that you can't face criticism? #AnotherCoward
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Same bullshit story every time... www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Texas man was fatally shot by a federal immigration agent last year during a stop, new records show
Newly released records show a U.S. citizen was shot and killed in Texas by a federal immigration agent last year during a late-night traffic encounter that was not publicly disclosed by the Department...
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Please refer to those in the @GOP the correct way. Instead of (R-state) after their names, put and E instead. For example Lindsey Graham (E-SC). When someone asks what the E is for, explain that it stands for Epstein. Thank you for you attention to this matter.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I really don't like the fact that, if someone blocks another user, it automatically means I block them too. Is there any way to stop that from happening?
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My subscription to @washingtonpost.com is up today. It's fun telling Ballroom Bezos' editorial board what pieces of shit they are, so now I'm debating whether to re-up my subscription to this propaganda sheet now that they've offered a full year for an embarrassing $12.87 (not each month, all year!)
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
They don't know how to report negative numbers. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Gallup ending presidential approval ratings as Trump’s dips below 40%
Gallup has scrapped its presidential approval tracking polls for good just as President Donald Trump hits rock bottom in its numbers. The venerable public opinion firm announced Wednesday that it woul...
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You have to go through 7 pages of bullshit to cancel a @washingtonpost.com subscription. Make sure you get an email from Ballroom Bezos's shit paper to prove that you've cancelled.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@washingtonpost.com Didn't see any reporting in your shit newspaper about how Billionaire Ballroom Bezos left his international workers stranded when he fired them, and they had to set up GoFundMe accounts in order to try to get home with their belongings. Piece of shit paper, piece of shit owner.
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dr. menlo @drmenlo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Today is the 58th anniversary of the Orangeburg Massacre, FYI. Why don't you piss off white supremacist pieces of shit like Ron DeSantis and the current American president by going and reading about it today? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangeb...
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Orangeburg Massacre - Wikipedia
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The shit paper, @washingtonpost.com, has a guest editorial extolling the virtues of the Christian sports movement. He apparently doesn't have any Jewish friends, as he hasn't changed his name--Paul Putz!!!!
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thank you, world, for booing this piece of shit @jd-vance-1.bsky.social at the Olympics. We feel the same!!!
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This judge has had it with Puppy KIller
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Fucking @yahoonews.com won't even allow you to point out that Pamela McClintock at The Hollywood Reporter has written 3 articles in the last 4 days about that bullshit propaganda film Melania.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
OMG!!!! LOL!!!!
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Maybe Dopey or Grumpy? Maybe Doc...like in Mengele.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@nicollewallace.bsky.social Please stop saying that Alex Pretti and Renee Good lost their lives. They didn't lose their lives, their lives were taken from them. Their lives and futures were stolen.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Which will show up first--ICE or a pardon?
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Removing Bovino and replacing him with Homan is like taking a huge disgusting shit in your pants and changing your shirt.
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Hysterical Raisins @hraisins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Kristi Noem's War on Truth from the amazing Nick Anderson open.substack.com/pub/nickande...
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Kristi Noem's War on Truth
The most disturbing thing about what happened in Minneapolis isn’t only that another civilian is dead.
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