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HP Zoner

@hpzoner.crashmania.net
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"The Crash Mania guy", as I've been called. Almost never here unless I just played something I really liked or I'm speaking up against something nefarious. My wife @teiranova.com drew the banner. Profile pic is from Nicola Saviori's art.

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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/10/2026
The spine on the box looks like a cookie warning.
A promotional image showing the game box for Bubble Bobble 4 Friends: The Baron is Back! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Stardrop Mountain.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/10/2026
New challenger announced: "Bubble Bobble 4 Friends: The Baron is Back! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Stardrop Mountain" Just rolls off the tongue.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/09/2026
Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP.
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Liam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The message included with this proto dump is rad
Today, I’m releasing the SNES proof-of-concept alpha of Project Dream, the proto-type that would go on to become Banjo-Kazooie.

I’ve held on to this for years, it was fun to have something that only a handful of people had, and as I am several people removed from how it got out of Rare to begin with, I didn’t want to risk that it could somehow get someone else in trouble, (so how I got it is a story I don’t plan to share.) I will just say that I got it from someone who got it from someone, who got it from somewhere.

But with the current state of the industry and Microsoft's current heartless gutting and mismanagement of Rare and other companies it controls, plus with how long it's been, I feel it's more important to make sure this is properly preserved, and the ROM dissected by people with far more knowledge on how to do such things.

I hope by releasing this, that it also inspires other people to release what they have as well. I know the Twelve Tales Conker 64 prototype is out there somewhere, but sadly, this is the only thing that I have.

There is little joy left in the industry, as it relentlessly marches towards AI, layoffs, l anti-preservation and ownership tactics, and, in Microsoft’s case, the support and approval of literal genocide in Gaza.

Let’s get the last beautiful things hiding on our hard drives out there for everyone. That's all we have left.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 10/09/2026
In their defense, her track record for not letting said planets explode is not great.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 09/09/2026
Her visor keeps getting ANGRIER.
A 3D render of Samus Aran, as she is depicted in Metroid Prime. She is fully covered by the robotic sci-fi suit she's wearing, appearing closer to a robot than a human.A 3D render of Samus Aran, as she is depicted in Metroid: Samus Returns. She is fully covered by the robotic sci-fi suit she's wearing, appearing closer to a robot than a human.A 3D render of Samus Aran, as she is depicted in Metroid Dread. She is fully covered by the robotic sci-fi suit she's wearing, appearing closer to a robot than a human.A 3D render of Samus Aran, as she is depicted in Metroid Ravenous. She is fully covered by the robotic sci-fi suit she's wearing, appearing closer to a robot than a human.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 09/09/2026
Like, it's been 16 years. It's fine, Nintendo. We're proud of you for getting through the Other M trauma and allowing Samus to speak again. Prime 4 got me worried, but I'm glad we're back on track with that. I still think the one time she spoke in Dread was one of her best moments.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 09/09/2026
No surprise that I lost my mind at the reveal of Metroid Ravenous (or, as I've decided to call it, Metroid Hungus). It's just... such a perfect trailer for a Dread sequel. I'll take all your stylish CRAZY SAMUS vs Alien Desert Bandits antics on day 1. And it does me good to hear her speak again.
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Dlusional (Commissions Opened) @dlusionalx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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TeiraNova 🔥 Traditional Commissions OPEN @teiranova.com · 15/07/2026
Art Attack (revenge) done for @tuherrus.bsky.social recently, really loved drawing her 🦊🔥💖 #art #artfight #furryart
Traditional drawing of an anthro fox character named Matti, jamming on her guitar. Done with Copic Markers.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 09/07/2026
🚨 #ChatControl 1.0 HAS PASSED - despite a majority voting against it (314:276) 🚨 After the EU parliament has rejected #ChatControl TWICE in the past, it has been pushed as an urgent procedure for a new plenary vote. TODAY the EU parliament has voted YES for #ChatControl 1.0😡
Parliament President Roberta Metsola (EPP) who revived Chat Control 1.0 shaking hands with Mark Zuckerberg.
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 05/07/2026
Sony is desperately trying to sweep things under the rug. Make sure they run out of brooms. Keep the pressure up! FIGHT FOR PHYSICAL GAMES AND OWNERSHIP!
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
It's impossible for me to play these games or see these characters without you coming to mind. Glad the wait is finally over for ya (in the meantime, my copy will continue to taunt me until the weekend)!
A physical copy of Rhythm Paradise Groove.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
Why most social platforms haven't evolved to include spoiler tags despite all the trash no one asks for, I'll never know.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
(Dread SPOILERS) The ending of Dread was intentionally vague and could go either way, so "Ravenous" could be something else entirely. But I do find it intriguing to have Samus assume the role of "I'm glad she's on our side... Right?" But honestly? I'm just glad we're getting a new Metroid.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
(Dread SPOILERS) Prime 3 toyed with the idea of Samus becoming corrupted, but she didn't succumb to it, and I respect that. Dread however, shows what happens when the most capable hunter out there can't control a newfound, deadly, primal urge, and that's scary, even to the Federation.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
(Metroid Dread SPOILERS) "Ravenous" immediately brings to mind the final moments from Dread. They can do a really interesting story that ties directly into the gameplay mechanics. Fusion may not have pitted Samus against the Federation like we all assumed, but Dread might have.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026
I'm losing my mind at the Metroid Ravenous leak, because: 1. It's Metroid; 2. Not only is it Metroid, it's probably a Dread sequel; 3. With a subtitle like that, it makes me think it'll go all out with the big twist from Dread; 4. Potential 2026 release date? And I need to talk about #3.
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apologies, we for got the alt text! Here it is.
This is unfortunate news for those who still prefer buying games on physical media, and is certainly a hit to consumer rights, the resale market, and game creators whose businesses rely on the physical market. But from the perspective of professional preservationists, this doesn't have as much of an impact as you might expect.

The reality is that the vast majority of video games produced over the last two decades were not made for dedicated home video game consoles, let alone pressed to physical media. And even when they were released on physical media, a day-one digital patch was all but guaranteed, meaning that even though a disc is preserving data in an accessible way, it may not represent the game that people actually played. Museums and archives have been preparing for this future for a while, with the expectation that putting discs on a shelf isn't going to be a long-term solution for preserving new games.

What continues to baffle us is what the industry expects institutions like ours to do about it. If platform owners are deciding to eliminate physical media and older digital storefronts, then we'd also like to see trade groups like the Entertainment Software Association offer meaningful solutions for archives and museums to legally preserve digital-only content and make it accessible for research. Everyone agrees this is a serious problem, but the ESA has repeatedly opposed the efforts of cultural heritage institutions to reform digital copy protection laws to make it easier to do this work. The industry needs to meaningfully come to the table on this issue, because asking museums to download a copy of Grand Theft Auto VI and hope it'll run in 50 years is not a preservation solution.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
You're lucky - CRTs in Europe had no component support, so 480p just wasn't a thing. RGB cables only go up to 480i, and since those were rare and didn't come with consoles, getting a good, clean image was nigh impossible. Doubly so when most PAL games lacked a 60hz option (for whatever reason).
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
It's so colorful, so sharp, so *clean*, especially compared to composite. And best of all, so much more fluid in motion compared to our crap LED. What a world of difference. Give me those big, juicy scanlines at 240p. I live for this stuff. (Phone cam is crap, but you get the idea.)
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
I don't have the exact model on me right now, but it's a Sanyo I got from someone who was getting rid of it. I also bought a couple of RGB SCART cables for my old consoles (they only came with crap composite here in Europe), and I can't get over how amazing these old games look now. I am in love.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
tl;dr digital-only sucks and also I'm a nostalgic numbnuts with a passion for old things
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
Nintendo is no saint (at ALL), but they're at least still doing things I'm interested in. When and if they go down the same digital-only route... Well, I have a pretty large backlog and old stuff I love replaying, before I have to give it some thought. That and a big-ass CRT I got last month.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
When I think about PS5 exclusives that I really wanted to play, only the Astro Bot games come to mind. I say that even as someone who has a PS5 in the room and didn't pay for it (I'm not a thief; it just belongs to my wife). I'm sure most people got more out of it than I, but that's just kind of it.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026
It's an awful day for us physical media lovers, but the eventual domino effect from Sony's plan upsets me far more than how little I've cared about them in years, for better or worse. I sold my PS4 ages ago and never considered the PS5, so if nothing else, that takes some of the sting out for me...
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 17/06/2026
Gitaroo Man is one of my favorite games ever, and you can bet I beat it again on PS5 last night. Anyone who decides to try it is cool in my book. I've been going back to it for two decades*, and if anyone's interested, I can offer some tips. *Crusty 240p evidence: m.youtube.com/watch?v=To_6...
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(English Lyrics) Gitaroo Man, stage 2- Flyin' to Your Heart
YouTube video by HPZr
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026
Looking at the full body renders reminds me of this: www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/haunch...
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Awkward Zombie
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026
For those not keeping track, we now have: - The original - A reimagining - A remake of the reimagining - A *reimagining* of the reimagining - A second remake of the *original* reimagining This is a weird franchise.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026
My sincerest hope for the "new" Star Fox is that it does well enough for Nintendo to finally move on from Andross's Wacky Lylat Wars Variety Hour™. If they do another remake, Assault needs it most. Lots of great ideas, perfect tone, but a little undercooked in single player mode. Do it, cowards.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026
all I wanted was a continuation of star fox assault
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/04/2026
Looks like the fellas at Bluesky forgot the "make no mistakes" prompt.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025
My wife's been selling some of her characters to supporters, and I can tell she's enjoying the process and the reception. I'll leave a link to her Patreon, if you'd like to adopt one yourself: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
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Adopts | Collection from TeiraNova | 11 posts
Get more from TeiraNova on Patreon
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025
For added context, Cortex wears Uka Uka as a mask in Warped, and the latter flies off if you decide not to continue, prompting Cortex to speak to you.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025
Someone linked me to this: www.reddit.com/r/crashbandi... And yeah, it's funny, but have you seen N-Tranced's game over screen? It's an edit from Warped's, and they didn't realize those spikes are Cortex's hair, so they just left them in (Cortex isn't even in that game). Oopsie poopums.
The game over screen for Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced. Uka Uka faces the viewer, and Cortex's hair is partially seen behind him.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025
I can't believe they're adding jump to Metroid. We've come a long way.
A screenshot from an overview trailer for Metroid Prime 4, showcasing (per the narration) "the ability to jump".
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025
And if it does turn out to be Myles, it will justify an otherwise baffling decision. Maybe. It will at least be a little bit funny, as opposed to whatever this is. When you think about it, the only thing we've seen Sylux do so far is screw himself over. The clues were there all along......
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025
I do genuinely believe some numbnuts on the team will go down this route, finally explaining why Sylux hates Samus and why there is some unknown history between them. There has to be a reason for Samus to be stuck in the past with such prominently featured characters.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025
What you don't know yet is that Myles McKenzie will eventually become Sylux, hellbent on taking his revenge against Samus and the Galactic Federation, after they left him stranded in the past.
A Metroid Prime 4 screenshot of Myles McKenzie, a human who wears glasses and sci-fi armor.A Metroid Prime 4 screenshot showing Sylux, an antagonist whose face is concealed behind a mostly featureless helmet with a green vertical line in the middle.
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ALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Chozodia - Leaving a Mark --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds
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🔞 RustyMiko (commissions are open) @rustymiko.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
‼ Fight Chat Control - protect EU digital privacy! ‼ The EU may soon mandate scanning private messages and photos, possibly by October. PLEASE, contact your MEPs now - the site has their details (for all EU countries!) and even a message generator to make it easy! fightchatcontrol.eu
Screenshot of https://fightchatcontrol.eu/

The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos

The "Chat Control" proposal would mandate scanning of all private digital communications, including encrypted messages and photos. This threatens fundamental privacy rights and digital security for all EU citizens.

Currently: 3 member states opposing, 15 member states, 9 member states undecided

You Will Be Impacted

Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion. This is not about catching criminals. It is mass surveillance imposed on all 450 million citizens of the European Union.

Mass Surveillance - Every private message, photo, and file scanned automatically: no suspicion required, no exceptions*, even encrypted communications.

Breaking Encryption - Weakening or breaking end-to-end encryption exposes everyone's communications—including sensitive financial, medical, and private data—to hackers, criminals, and hostile actors.

Fundamental Rights - Undermines your fundamental rights to privacy and data protection, as guaranteed by Articles 7 and 8 of the EU Charter—rights considered core to European democratic values.

False Positives - Automated scanners routinely misidentify innocent content, such as vacation photos or private jokes, as illegal, putting ordinary people at risk of false accusations and damaging investigations.

Ineffective Child Protection - Child protection experts and organisations, including the UN, warn that mass surveillance fails to prevent abuse and actually makes children less safe—by weakening security for everyone and diverting resources from proven protective measures.

Global Precedent - Creates a dangerous global precedent enabling authoritarian governments, citing EU policy, to roll out intrusive surveillance at home, undermining privacy and free expression worldwide.
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Chozodia - Reflections Past --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Chozodia - History Twofold --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds
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vill @villtura.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/09/2025
The official acronym for this game is longer than a good percentage of full titles out there. SMBWNS2E+MiBP looks like someone mashed their keyboard. I love it.
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/09/2025
I think Nintendo gets too much flak for how they name their games. Anyway, I can't wait for Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park. I really think Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park is going to be a good time.
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Louise Simonsen @louistonehill.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
According to Danish news today they Will be scanning both text and images, and they'll be scanning your emails But the list of opposing countries are growing so please, please take the time to contact your representatives. Protest IS working #Chatcontrol
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Chat Control: The list of countries opposing the law grows, but support remains strong
Germany and Luxembourg joined the opposition on the eve of the crucial September 12 meeting
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HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 15/09/2025
I just heard someone mention the desert could simply be the main hub in this game, and instead of taking an elevator to an area, you ride the bike there. This actually makes a lot of sense. I don't mind this approach at all, and if I weren't so dumb, I'd be surprised I hadn't considered that.
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Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Samos' wisdom #jakanddaxter
Jak and Daxter look at their phones that I guess they have now.  Daxter says "I asked Grok" and Jak says "I asked chatgpt" then Samos says "Well I asked the plants and the rocks and they said you're a bitch."
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