HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/10/2026New challenger announced: "Bubble Bobble 4 Friends: The Baron is Back! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Stardrop Mountain" Just rolls off the tongue. 160
Reposted by HP ZonerJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/09/2026Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP. 182527533
Reposted by HP ZonerLiam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The message included with this proto dump is rad 21667754
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 10/09/2026In their defense, her track record for not letting said planets explode is not great. 020
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 09/09/2026Like, it's been 16 years. It's fine, Nintendo. We're proud of you for getting through the Other M trauma and allowing Samus to speak again. Prime 4 got me worried, but I'm glad we're back on track with that. I still think the one time she spoke in Dread was one of her best moments. 010
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 09/09/2026No surprise that I lost my mind at the reveal of Metroid Ravenous (or, as I've decided to call it, Metroid Hungus). It's just... such a perfect trailer for a Dread sequel. I'll take all your stylish CRAZY SAMUS vs Alien Desert Bandits antics on day 1. And it does me good to hear her speak again. 111
Reposted by HP ZonerTeiraNova 🔥 Traditional Commissions OPEN @teiranova.com · 15/07/2026Art Attack (revenge) done for @tuherrus.bsky.social recently, really loved drawing her 🦊🔥💖 #art #artfight #furryart 1438
Reposted by HP ZonerTuta @tuta.com · 09/07/2026🚨 #ChatControl 1.0 HAS PASSED - despite a majority voting against it (314:276) 🚨 After the EU parliament has rejected #ChatControl TWICE in the past, it has been pushed as an urgent procedure for a new plenary vote. TODAY the EU parliament has voted YES for #ChatControl 1.0😡 28289281
Reposted by HP ZonerDoes it play? @doesitplay.org · 05/07/2026Sony is desperately trying to sweep things under the rug. Make sure they run out of brooms. Keep the pressure up! FIGHT FOR PHYSICAL GAMES AND OWNERSHIP! 1722471127
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026It's impossible for me to play these games or see these characters without you coming to mind. Glad the wait is finally over for ya (in the meantime, my copy will continue to taunt me until the weekend)! 120
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026Why most social platforms haven't evolved to include spoiler tags despite all the trash no one asks for, I'll never know. 073
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026(Dread SPOILERS) The ending of Dread was intentionally vague and could go either way, so "Ravenous" could be something else entirely. But I do find it intriguing to have Samus assume the role of "I'm glad she's on our side... Right?" But honestly? I'm just glad we're getting a new Metroid. 000
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026(Dread SPOILERS) Prime 3 toyed with the idea of Samus becoming corrupted, but she didn't succumb to it, and I respect that. Dread however, shows what happens when the most capable hunter out there can't control a newfound, deadly, primal urge, and that's scary, even to the Federation. 100
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026(Metroid Dread SPOILERS) "Ravenous" immediately brings to mind the final moments from Dread. They can do a really interesting story that ties directly into the gameplay mechanics. Fusion may not have pitted Samus against the Federation like we all assumed, but Dread might have. 100
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 02/07/2026I'm losing my mind at the Metroid Ravenous leak, because: 1. It's Metroid; 2. Not only is it Metroid, it's probably a Dread sequel; 3. With a subtitle like that, it makes me think it'll go all out with the big twist from Dread; 4. Potential 2026 release date? And I need to talk about #3. 121
Reposted by HP ZonerVideo Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Apologies, we for got the alt text! Here it is. 3573185
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026You're lucky - CRTs in Europe had no component support, so 480p just wasn't a thing. RGB cables only go up to 480i, and since those were rare and didn't come with consoles, getting a good, clean image was nigh impossible. Doubly so when most PAL games lacked a 60hz option (for whatever reason). 120
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026It's so colorful, so sharp, so *clean*, especially compared to composite. And best of all, so much more fluid in motion compared to our crap LED. What a world of difference. Give me those big, juicy scanlines at 240p. I live for this stuff. (Phone cam is crap, but you get the idea.) 131
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026I don't have the exact model on me right now, but it's a Sanyo I got from someone who was getting rid of it. I also bought a couple of RGB SCART cables for my old consoles (they only came with crap composite here in Europe), and I can't get over how amazing these old games look now. I am in love. 110
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026tl;dr digital-only sucks and also I'm a nostalgic numbnuts with a passion for old things 051
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026Nintendo is no saint (at ALL), but they're at least still doing things I'm interested in. When and if they go down the same digital-only route... Well, I have a pretty large backlog and old stuff I love replaying, before I have to give it some thought. That and a big-ass CRT I got last month. 251
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026When I think about PS5 exclusives that I really wanted to play, only the Astro Bot games come to mind. I say that even as someone who has a PS5 in the room and didn't pay for it (I'm not a thief; it just belongs to my wife). I'm sure most people got more out of it than I, but that's just kind of it. 161
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 01/07/2026It's an awful day for us physical media lovers, but the eventual domino effect from Sony's plan upsets me far more than how little I've cared about them in years, for better or worse. I sold my PS4 ages ago and never considered the PS5, so if nothing else, that takes some of the sting out for me... 192
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 17/06/2026Gitaroo Man is one of my favorite games ever, and you can bet I beat it again on PS5 last night. Anyone who decides to try it is cool in my book. I've been going back to it for two decades*, and if anyone's interested, I can offer some tips. *Crusty 240p evidence: m.youtube.com/watch?v=To_6...m.youtube.com(English Lyrics) Gitaroo Man, stage 2- Flyin' to Your HeartYouTube video by HPZr 040
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026Looking at the full body renders reminds me of this: www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/haunch...awkwardzombie.comAwkward ZombieGags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them. 010
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026For those not keeping track, we now have: - The original - A reimagining - A remake of the reimagining - A *reimagining* of the reimagining - A second remake of the *original* reimagining This is a weird franchise. 180
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 07/05/2026My sincerest hope for the "new" Star Fox is that it does well enough for Nintendo to finally move on from Andross's Wacky Lylat Wars Variety Hour™. If they do another remake, Assault needs it most. Lots of great ideas, perfect tone, but a little undercooked in single player mode. Do it, cowards. 1100
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/04/2026Looks like the fellas at Bluesky forgot the "make no mistakes" prompt. 171
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025My wife's been selling some of her characters to supporters, and I can tell she's enjoying the process and the reception. I'll leave a link to her Patreon, if you'd like to adopt one yourself: www.patreon.com/collection/1...patreon.comAdopts | Collection from TeiraNova | 11 postsGet more from TeiraNova on Patreon 0104
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025For added context, Cortex wears Uka Uka as a mask in Warped, and the latter flies off if you decide not to continue, prompting Cortex to speak to you. 150
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/11/2025Someone linked me to this: www.reddit.com/r/crashbandi... And yeah, it's funny, but have you seen N-Tranced's game over screen? It's an edit from Warped's, and they didn't realize those spikes are Cortex's hair, so they just left them in (Cortex isn't even in that game). Oopsie poopums. 2226
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025I can't believe they're adding jump to Metroid. We've come a long way. 030
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025And if it does turn out to be Myles, it will justify an otherwise baffling decision. Maybe. It will at least be a little bit funny, as opposed to whatever this is. When you think about it, the only thing we've seen Sylux do so far is screw himself over. The clues were there all along...... 020
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025I do genuinely believe some numbnuts on the team will go down this route, finally explaining why Sylux hates Samus and why there is some unknown history between them. There has to be a reason for Samus to be stuck in the past with such prominently featured characters. 120
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 14/11/2025What you don't know yet is that Myles McKenzie will eventually become Sylux, hellbent on taking his revenge against Samus and the Galactic Federation, after they left him stranded in the past. 152
Reposted by HP ZonerALTON🏺🦊 @rudefoxalton.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology 10034891141
Reposted by HP ZonerMax Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Chozodia - Leaving a Mark --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds 252508908
Reposted by HP Zoner🔞 RustyMiko (commissions are open) @rustymiko.bsky.social · 17/08/2025‼ Fight Chat Control - protect EU digital privacy! ‼ The EU may soon mandate scanning private messages and photos, possibly by October. PLEASE, contact your MEPs now - the site has their details (for all EU countries!) and even a message generator to make it easy! fightchatcontrol.eu 2211961296
Reposted by HP ZonerMax Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Chozodia - Reflections Past --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds 5636228
Reposted by HP ZonerMax Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Chozodia - History Twofold --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds 8710273
Reposted by HP Zonervill @villtura.bsky.social · 14/09/2025my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong 51133394256
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/09/2025The official acronym for this game is longer than a good percentage of full titles out there. SMBWNS2E+MiBP looks like someone mashed their keyboard. I love it. 060
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 16/09/2025I think Nintendo gets too much flak for how they name their games. Anyway, I can't wait for Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park. I really think Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park is going to be a good time. 180
Reposted by HP ZonerLouise Simonsen @louistonehill.bsky.social · 15/09/2025According to Danish news today they Will be scanning both text and images, and they'll be scanning your emails But the list of opposing countries are growing so please, please take the time to contact your representatives. Protest IS working #Chatcontroltechradar.comChat Control: The list of countries opposing the law grows, but support remains strongGermany and Luxembourg joined the opposition on the eve of the crucial September 12 meeting 3635647
HP Zoner @hpzoner.crashmania.net · 15/09/2025I just heard someone mention the desert could simply be the main hub in this game, and instead of taking an elevator to an area, you ride the bike there. This actually makes a lot of sense. I don't mind this approach at all, and if I weren't so dumb, I'd be surprised I hadn't considered that. 000
Reposted by HP ZonerDiscount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Samos' wisdom #jakanddaxter 1413163