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Hannah Platts

@hplatts.bsky.social
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Actor, VO and improv lad making stuff up as we go ✨ They to the Them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 hannahplatts.co.uk

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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Today @edfringe.bsky.social a clown in full makeup, bowler hat & tailcoat saw me approaching, produced a walking stick exactly like mine except purple, and challenged me to a full-on sword fight in the street - he did not pull his blows, but neither was he victorious 😎 I continue to love this city
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Delighted to be back in Wolves next weekend for the first ever #MidlandsFringe! Come join m’colleague and I on a journey through time, in an actual CAT CAFE 🤩
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
March has been about 20 years long and I am exceedingly over it Take this spare hour and be on your way, good day sir I SAID GOOD DAY
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Violets are blue, Red is the rose,
UK News Headline:
British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows.

Research shows public opinion often deviates from facts on key social issues including crime, benefit fraud and immigration
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hello hello you can follow us here now for show info and general tomfoolery: @datenightimprov.bsky.social
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Always have an excellent time with PPP at Wolves Lit Fest! M’colleague and I can’t wait to be back at the Arena 🎩🪖⚔️✨
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yeah that would be such a good idea! Yuck I’m sorry it’s rubbish on the other side too, hugs for you also!! X
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Thanks lovely, the system’s just a total mess isn’t it..!? I emailed to make sure I’m still on the list and they were like YES YOU JUST HAVE TO **WAIT** which is very cool & easy when your dopamine receptors are dried up husks right 🤣
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Love that I had to explain to the MH nurse what executive dysfunction means because she’d never heard of it, and she wrote it in my notes in “quote marks” as if I’d invented the term, but sure oh yeah I’ll trying googling ADHD silly me what am I like
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a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words oh yeah written on his face .
Alt: Reece Shearsmith in Spaced, dressed in camouflage, shouting the words “Oh Yeah I Hadn’t Thought of Dat!”
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You tried your best, king 👑
Useful links about mental health conditions, treatments, and medications:

Mind (Charity for mental health): https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/a-z-mental-health/

Royal College of Psychiatrists
http://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/healthadvice/problemsanddisorders.aspx
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
30+months on the ADHD waiting list and I gotta say that printed out hyperlink to the Mind website they sent me in 2022 to tide me over is really feeling the strain
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
*Finally* a chance to crack out the page of A4 I had to write & memorise for my French A Level speaking exam that has taken up space in my brain for DECADES - it ended quite succinctly with “Jean-Marie Le Pen est un homme raciste et homophobe. Il est dangereux, et il doit être arrêté.”
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
JEREMY
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Don’t know what you mean… *places lit butter candle on makeshift altar in the back garden for the Lord of Crows and his Murder*
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
www.pantrymama.com/butter-candl... 🤯
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How To Make a Butter Candle for Sourdough Bread
How to make a butter candle for sourdough bread,flavored with garlic & herbs to create an interactive bread and butter experience!
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Jeremy
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
BUTTER! CANDLES! MICHAEL! what a world
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Jeremy
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Jeremy
Messenger notification - Jeremy To The Jeremies: Jeremy
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Who needs therapy when you could just make a group chat called The Jeremies and change everyone’s name to Jeremy and simply scream Jeremy at each other
The Jeremies group chat with a photo of Jeremy Beadle as the group icon. Jeremy shouts “Jeremy!”. Jeremy replies “Jeremy!”. A third Jeremy exclaims “Jeremy!”
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Should be illegal!
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thoughts & prayers pls for your pal who has been given a non-specific timeframe to expect a phone call in the next 3 days & therefore must simply. Wait. And wait. And struggle to get literally anything else done because WAIT. AND have to have the sound on my phone like some kind of sicko 🫠
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m sorry WHAT
How To Make a Butter Candle:
Make this delicious butter candle to sit inside a loaf of sourdough bread. As the butter candle melts, you can tear off the sourdough bread and dip it. Photo of a cob loaf of bread with a round hole cut in the top containing a small candle flame surrounded by melted garlic and herb butter.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Awooooooo!!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
she started a haka to tear up their proposed changes to the indigenous treaties bill and the whole thing got pushed out what a legend
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Actually, speaking of the @nationaltrust.bsky.social - I play several woodland/sea creatures in their new audio show for kids, Ranger Rae & The Wildlifers, available wherever you get your podcasts! open.spotify.com/show/0cqFBoR...
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Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers | National Trust Kids' Podcast
Podcast · Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers | National Trust Kids' Podcast · Follow the adventures of Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers, a crew of colourful creatures who use their special skills to help wher...
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Had an impromptu adventure the other day, popped into a @nationaltrust.bsky.social place for a cheese scone & ended up having a private tour of the house, as well making friends with a big cow and a smol robin - 10/10 day no notes ✨
A stone archway through an undercroft with columns either side, sunlight stretching through creating shadows  A person with short pink hair and glasses looking quizzically at a model of a large brown cow with white rings around her eyesA stone archway down some steps towards a garden, with a branching vine growing across the entranceA small robin sat on a stony path next to some ferns
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Good day, good moss, good lichens
A green beard of moss growing down a tree in some woods Mosses and lichens on the branches of a very old magnolia - the new buds are just starting to form Spindly shaggy lichens on the branches of a tree in golden autumn sunlight Patches of moss and lichens on the trunk of a tree in golden autumn sun
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hello Twitter Circa 2013 I’ve missed you
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