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Hannah Platts

@hplatts.bsky.social
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Actor, VO and improv lad making stuff up as we go ✨ They to the Them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 hannahplatts.co.uk

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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Today @edfringe.bsky.social a clown in full makeup, bowler hat & tailcoat saw me approaching, produced a walking stick exactly like mine except purple, and challenged me to a full-on sword fight in the street - he did not pull his blows, but neither was he victorious 😎 I continue to love this city
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Delighted to be back in Wolves next weekend for the first ever #MidlandsFringe! Come join m’colleague and I on a journey through time, in an actual CAT CAFE 🤩
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
March has been about 20 years long and I am exceedingly over it Take this spare hour and be on your way, good day sir I SAID GOOD DAY
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Violets are blue, Red is the rose,
UK News Headline:
British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows.

Research shows public opinion often deviates from facts on key social issues including crime, benefit fraud and immigration
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Always have an excellent time with PPP at Wolves Lit Fest! M’colleague and I can’t wait to be back at the Arena 🎩🪖⚔️✨
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
30+months on the ADHD waiting list and I gotta say that printed out hyperlink to the Mind website they sent me in 2022 to tide me over is really feeling the strain
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
*Finally* a chance to crack out the page of A4 I had to write & memorise for my French A Level speaking exam that has taken up space in my brain for DECADES - it ended quite succinctly with “Jean-Marie Le Pen est un homme raciste et homophobe. Il est dangereux, et il doit être arrêté.”
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Who needs therapy when you could just make a group chat called The Jeremies and change everyone’s name to Jeremy and simply scream Jeremy at each other
The Jeremies group chat with a photo of Jeremy Beadle as the group icon. Jeremy shouts “Jeremy!”. Jeremy replies “Jeremy!”. A third Jeremy exclaims “Jeremy!”
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thoughts & prayers pls for your pal who has been given a non-specific timeframe to expect a phone call in the next 3 days & therefore must simply. Wait. And wait. And struggle to get literally anything else done because WAIT. AND have to have the sound on my phone like some kind of sicko 🫠
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m sorry WHAT
How To Make a Butter Candle:
Make this delicious butter candle to sit inside a loaf of sourdough bread. As the butter candle melts, you can tear off the sourdough bread and dip it. Photo of a cob loaf of bread with a round hole cut in the top containing a small candle flame surrounded by melted garlic and herb butter.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
she started a haka to tear up their proposed changes to the indigenous treaties bill and the whole thing got pushed out what a legend
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Actually, speaking of the @nationaltrust.bsky.social - I play several woodland/sea creatures in their new audio show for kids, Ranger Rae & The Wildlifers, available wherever you get your podcasts! open.spotify.com/show/0cqFBoR...
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Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers | National Trust Kids' Podcast
Podcast · Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers | National Trust Kids' Podcast · Follow the adventures of Ranger Rae and the Wildlifers, a crew of colourful creatures who use their special skills to help wher...
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Had an impromptu adventure the other day, popped into a @nationaltrust.bsky.social place for a cheese scone & ended up having a private tour of the house, as well making friends with a big cow and a smol robin - 10/10 day no notes ✨
A stone archway through an undercroft with columns either side, sunlight stretching through creating shadows  A person with short pink hair and glasses looking quizzically at a model of a large brown cow with white rings around her eyesA stone archway down some steps towards a garden, with a branching vine growing across the entranceA small robin sat on a stony path next to some ferns
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Hannah Platts @hplatts.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Good day, good moss, good lichens
A green beard of moss growing down a tree in some woods Mosses and lichens on the branches of a very old magnolia - the new buds are just starting to form Spindly shaggy lichens on the branches of a tree in golden autumn sunlight Patches of moss and lichens on the trunk of a tree in golden autumn sun
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