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Howie’s Everything Club

@howieseverything.bsky.social
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Wildlife biologist, dabbler in science communication, ok at yoyo howies_everythingclub on all the socials

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hawk tuah? Maybe consider inviting a hawk to-a your farm they’re nature’s pest control
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sam Gamgee voice: pie-ro-gies
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Springville UT btw
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some little pottery treats at the Springville farmer’s market tonight. I’ve posted these to my big meta audiences and nobody comes but maybe my tiny bluesky audience will prove em wrong 👉👈
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whoa song sparrows are way more important than even I, professional bird enthusiast, knew
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s a more in depth look at what we were doing here: youtu.be/CSCGoKCNM-Y?...
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Protecting Infrastructure by Partnering with Beavers Up Logan Canyon
YouTube video by Utah Department of Transportation
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m told it’s vulture awareness day. Two things about vultures you should know is that they’ll always a: make their mama proud and b: cause a scene
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let’s bamboozle some beaves
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2025: takes a little sample grape in store to see if the bag’s good 2026: test grape to see if it’s one of the diarrhea ones
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bill Maher must hit so hard if you were the most liberal person you knew in 1987 and then refused to learn a single thing new thing since
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hawk tuah? Maybe consider inviting a hawk to-a your farm they’re nature’s pest control
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aw thanks I need to remember to post on here
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pottery progress
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Important news I made this
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Intertwine yourself with a loved one On a riverbank Bask in the sun Nap Enjoy a fresh-caught trout Frolic And if your dream comes true What luck You will be practiced.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“In My Next Life I Would Like to be a River Otter,” She says But a next life is no guarantee Let alone as your Chosen creature. Safer is to live like an otter Today. Play in the streams Dive
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official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"birds aren't real" boring, old "let birds vote" fresh, democratic
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
On the mystery of the lovely ecosystem manager: the pinyon Jay
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Babe I know you don’t do it on purpose but there have been complaints. you jobmogged all the boys at the dinner party again
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sam Altman said with AI we would all have cool jobs in space But space is not where the pikas are Which means it is no place for me
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
No social media platform has ever reached the pinnacle of having Brent do a favstar boost of your top three tweets
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Do Leos crave attention because of stars or is it because they never got to bring cupcakes to school on their birthday?
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cedar waxwings AKA dandies
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cuties
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Babe I know you don’t do it on purpose but there have been complaints. you jobmogged all the guys at the dinner party again
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We have a basketball playing dog becasue the rules never said you couldn’t have a basketball playing dog *another team gets a basketball playing dog* What that’s no fair
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If I’d wanted to be on a safe man list wouldn’t have gotten this sick leather jacket
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Data centers have more rights in Utah than trans people
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Solved it!
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Data centers = 🚫 / 🇲🇽 spotted owls = 🙌🏻
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The story of Wojtek, Poland’s legendary fighting bear
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Really enjoyed Warsaw but like half the museums there made me really uncomfy when I came back every day and caught up on the news
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
How to get your girl to wear sundresses
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The April fool is once again me
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Grackles are blackbirds
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My clown certificate from the diploma mill has opened zero doors. Accredited my ass
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For years I thought the Yellowstone show Y was a new BYU logo and also I thought it looked like an IUD
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Chickadee fax
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Imagine being stressed that Stephen miller is mad at you. You’re supposed to put him on speaker, mute your own phone, and make fun of him to your colleagues while doing the jerk off motion
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Birding is like this: you start learning and want everyone to know that you know that bird. You can’t shut up about birds. Then, you reach zen. You quietly know what the bird is and they know you know. They’ll ask if they want to know more. Did I say birding I mean leaving a high demand religion
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Who was it who heard an organ for the first time and said, "What a great sound. Perfect for both hockey games and worship."
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Next up no more women in the Olympics. Then? Back to naked. This has been the plan all along
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On my ride home I saw that they’re both there now!
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A heartening moment on my bike commute (featuring osprey and Cooper’s hawk) and a update in the comments
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ryan Gosling wears a cardigan and everyone loses their minds I wear one on a zoom call and a colleague texts me in the middle asking where my book signing is
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You're a rent seeker
It's an economist insult. It's devastating.
You're devastated right now.
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I see it almost every day somewhere. I had a dental hygienist say, after I explained what I do for work, “I just think a weed is something we haven’t found a use for yet” and it was a good thing I had hands in my mouth
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cinnamon teals and why invasive species are genuinely catastrophic and not just a social construct
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