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Mostly Baltimore and Fulham. Plus film noir letterboxd.com/howdytimbo

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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 1m
since 1906!!!!! how is this even possible?!?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 4m
oh no i gotta turn this off
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 6m
this sox-guardians game is making my tummy hurt
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 2h
Well fine I'll just be over here pooping nice and regular
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 4h
Spinach!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 4h
Oh ok yeah I get it. That said I'm all about greens on my sandwich so send them my way
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 4h
Hang on which field greens we talking about
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 8h
being at the half-empty game the day after Adley was traded, and hearing Elias' rationale on the TV feed echoing through the stadium was probably one of the most surreal and dystopian moments of my life
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 9h
what about blatz or schlitz?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same vibes: although I'd love to see it I saw this last night and need a break from the violence oof marone www.criterionchannel.com/films/qvwT6m...
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The Hitcher
A young man is plunged into a grisly game of cat and mouse when he picks up a deranged hitchhiker (Rutger Hauer) along a desolate West Texas highway.
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well, i had hoped the "[full name] you can't hide, we charge you with genocide" chant would have ceased through unoriginality when I heard it at my alma mater when Karl Rove spoke ~20 years ago
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go Sox (there's like 6 pages in this)
A kids book we got at a White Sox game for joining their kids club
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today is the second time in franchise history the White Sox will play a home game with a chance to clinch a postseason series Joining: 1906 WS G6, which they won
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
true, but that is an incredibly low bar; Hogan *fucking sucked*. Moore just reminds me too much of MOM his transportation budgets have been bad--the red line is never happening in any capacity despite being a electoral hallmark. the original OPACY redevelop deal required bill ferguson(!) to fix it
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there's a good case to be made that Moore hasnt been a great governor, at all. but when his opposition is this grifting dipshit, 4 more years of Moore please.
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social for letting me know my DMs were turned off. they're open now, in case y'all been pining to message me (okok you prob havent been)
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well thats fucking weird! anyway fixed! also yes I am timbo or howdy_timbo on some discords. i think the only one that we'd overlap would be men in blazers?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait, my dms are off? hold on...
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The what now? And I don't think so!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also the Governor and Congress folk were supposed to be there but our president is a petty bitch
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i guess if you know there's not going to be a season in 2027, these are the departments you cull. anyway, thanks billionaires!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Random zoning(?) Q: if your semi detached house has a front yard but no driveway, you're not allowed to just drive over the sidewalk and park your car on your front lawn, right? (Someone down the street has been doing it and no I'm not going to say anything but it's leaving me very "???")
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hell yeah
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's been theories going around that national ad buying is cheaper than local/state ad buying. It's one of things that makes just enough dumb sense
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sun is setting too darn early 🫤🫤
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm hereby willing to vote for anyone who will stop all these spam texts about joining their health care plan
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or the sympathetic news outlet will just ignore it!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The movie Arachnophobia probably gave me it for life
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey now worked for George Washington!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this would actually work too
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, his time in LA is basically over
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone who responded to your question? Bye.
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And my statement was before I learned 2/3rds of the board resigned. Just felt, barring a major turnaround, their fate would be like other orgs with similar dynamics: infighting leads to instability (and vice versa) leads to eventually dissolution
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh I agree 100%. of the many reasons I dont really follow MLS here, one is by the time the games start here i'm sorta soccer'd out. meanwhile i've tried to watch fulham matches on the west coast and its not exactly worth the squeeze
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
also, aren't there already are impeachment charges filed against Hegseth (by Massie), and its the main reason Congress has been in recess since 9/16 (with no scheduled return date)?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
except for european soccer. whoo boy.
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finnish soccer club Tampereen Ilves
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*shreds eye of the tiger riff* Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Juuuggggggggg
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Mushroom
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
PLAY PJ FLECK HIS JUG MUSIC
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The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what was Idaho like? know some folks that went to Wazzu so I imagine it was similar (as they're large state schools in like walking distance?)
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no connection to the University of Idaho, but man I want to visit the Kibbie Dome (and buy their stuff on homefield apparel)
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All those big city nights In those high rolling hills Above all the lights Duzz had all of the skills
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it underlines the importance, even in this media era, of shutting up? Watson has 25+ allegations + legal settlements against him but has mostly kept a low profile (his stupid pablum aside) Meanwhile Rodgers is still, in the summer of 2026, complaining about Dr Fauci on the Pat McAfee show
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
say anyone know a company, local or online, that does sticker printing with a quick turnaround?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sunsets lately have been so good!
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also there's a very wide gap between "the spread is X with an over/under of Y" versus "the QB is +100 to score the first TD by rushing versus passing*". the latter should be banned. (*i dont know how gambling works but you get my point)
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what's so bizarre is, in most sports/teams where data analytics are really embraced, you see the total opposite: like players are kept out or on limited minutes/etc because they're only operating at ~93% efficiency. Here it's "ehh he's got a pulse. ship it!"
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kudos to New York Times for breaking another "Man Who Destroys Safety and Social Order for a Living Suffers Brief Emotional Discomfort on Vacation" story. masters of the genre.
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg my kickstand is a complete POS that always gets loose but to tighten requires a super duper long 3mm allen wrench or taking the wheel off. Hate it!
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