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Mark McGagh

@howb1zarre.bsky.social
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Lover of spicy food, great music and MCFC. Husband. Dad. Professional procrastinator. Was @HowB1zarre (Merlin's Wand) since day dot on Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk 🖕🏻

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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me reading, listening and watching the meltdown tonight.
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Hook It
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Indeed. Winning with an extra man isn't for everyone 😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Has there ever been anything as tragic as a team and their crowd having been humbled like that trying to drown out Ole's on their own patch with "CHEATS"? 🤪😂😂😂😂😂 I've not enjoyed a game like this in so long.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
* The myth of the Anfield atmosphere exposed as the away end were as loud (Olé-ing the cherry on top) * Crucial saves from Donna @ start of 2nd 1/2 keeping us in it. * Erling bagging another. Inevitable. * Doku an absolute game changer ⚡️ * Maximum piss boiling achieved Worra weekend
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like I said...away end having a lovely old time. The Anfield crowd mute. We're Olé-ing after 73 minutes. Levels.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AND NOW BOOOOO THAT YOU BELLENDS
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Celebration No
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Boo that you bellends. Doku being a menace as predicted 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 Van Disney getting bodied in the process of Erling bagging as well 😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's as clear a fucking yellow card as you'll see 😂😂😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Erling you have to be bagging there
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A half of two halves. Doku on to cause some central chaos? Cherki not having a good game at all.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got a bit more of a grip on the game last 10. We've let them have their tantrum and cry themselves out in the first 20 (the crowd). Would quite like Cherki to look like he's arsed though and stop with the walking pace football and weird passes. Get going ffs.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That away end is full of pisstakers with bananas loving the occassion. Then there are sad blokes with homemade banners (clearly haven't seen the kids this weekend) as if anyone gives a fuck. The Anfield atmosphere as well....
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LeBron James Mocking Reaction
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having a lovely old weekend celebrating my 14th wedding anniversary. City are back. Away at a feral Anfield and I'd say I just want us to win usually. But I want us to absolutely fucking pump them for the oceans of piss it's could boil. Fully cognisant of the fact we'll now shit the bed. Apologies 😆
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did they do this to make them feel better about their worst start in 40 years? 😆
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grown adults have put this back up. Sad, desperate cunts 😆
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Leeds have been brilliant against Arsenal. Deserved lead.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just the 91 goals for Harry Kane now for England. Absolutely obscene footballer.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weir Live in Stockport. Some lovely alfresco bevs on a Saturday evening under the viaduct 🥳🍻
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enzo Maresca is here at Tatton Park play area with his kids. Should I ask him wotswot?
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute to see all the thick United fans saying "Solskjaer Premier League Champion" for season 20/21 when the charges are only until 2018 😂😂😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quite the seismic afternoon. 115 drops and Oasis tickets secured. A rollercoaster. Serious decapitation of our senior leadership needed if this leak is even half true and proven.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The wife has had the email with the code for Oasis tickets. Part one successfully negotiated... 🙏🏻
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This dangerous fucker needs locking up. Quickly. Endangering life at sea? Attempted murder? Carrying a bladed weapon? How many charges here you reckon? The delicious irony if this cunt ever needs to be rescued from his many threatening excursions in the Channel would be off the charts.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has he been abandoned by his barber as well? Crocodile tearing cunt.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Top of the league. Three points clear at the international break with Arsenal having to hold that battering for a couple of weeks. Lovely stuff. Not perfect but very enjoyable this team.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fans leaving already 😂😂😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So Spursy that 😂 Be the better team and then concede with van de Ven off the pitch getting treatment and some shambolic decision making from Robertson.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tax dodging, non dom, money hoarding cunts don't get to have an opinion. Fuck off.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sheeran's everyman shtick has always been bollocks. Being "apolotical" or neutral effectively supports the status quo. He's chosen commercial preservation when political scrutiny and heat has turned up....like I said, fuck him.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Be more Macklemore. Fuck Ed Sheeran.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am going to consume so much #content today. City podcastsers...ASSEMBLE!!!
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"And move and fire! And move and fire!"
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wonder what Alan Shearer thinks of that second half?
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
5 out of 5 is unreal. What makes it better is we're already EIGHT points ahead of them lot. Magnificent.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a result. What a second half performance. What a bunch of lads. Maresca perfect tactically after the red. A bit of guile. No end of effort. Tons of housery. Ndiaye, Anderson, Enzo, Guehi, Haaland all magnificent. What a save from Gigi at the end. Absolutely fucking delicious 🤌🏻🙌🏻🥳🔥
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ndiaye has done everything Cherki was expected to do after we went down to 10 men and didn't. He's been great!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How many times is Oliver going to get in the way?
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ooohhhhh now we book both players for a fracas
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Denzel Washington: Alright
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe we're not reffed differently after all 😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We are reffed differently at OT, always have been. There is a clear pattern of new precedents set all the time. Today. Kompany on Nani. Young no red card on Aguero. Dalot knee high on Doku last year (nothing). THAT Rashford "shepherding" goal when he was so far offside he was in M33.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty lamentable all round that red card passage of play. Hospital pass from Nunes for starters to Foden. Foul from Fernandes, then a kick up the arse then a third little kick. No wonder Foden reacts. For Fernandes to get away scott free is ridiculous. Stupid from Foden though.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any of those FPL spengs tried to guess the team yet?
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Orange men are usually loyalists aren't they? Idiot.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine being Ben Duckett and scoring 55 runs, in total in this series, against this version of Pakistan. Pathetic.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They've just casually mentioned Costa made 8 saves like it didn't happen 😂😂😂 Porto's first home defeat in 2026. Did I watch the same game as everyone else? 0.22xG for Porto. 0 shots on target frim 5 attempts. 2.30xG for us from 20 shots, 10 on target. Would have been a bumming if not for Costa.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank god for that, I can turn Shearer's brain numbingly tedious bollocks off now. You'd think we'd have just imploded and thrown the game away the way he's been going on all half. Know nowt bellend.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Semenyo playing in Timberlands again
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's mad how much better we are with Cafunes in the team. Balance looks so much better.
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