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Mark McGagh

@howb1zarre.bsky.social
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Lover of spicy food, great music and MCFC. Husband. Dad. Professional procrastinator. Was @HowB1zarre (Merlin's Wand) since day dot on Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk 🖕🏻

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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Haaland limping too 🫠
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Yep.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
*gone
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Semenyo is gine here. Playing with 10 essentially. Injured himself in the process of shooting after that horrendous 1st touch about 10 mins ago.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
The most mental thing about the awarding of that penalty is that the ref didn't give it in real time. Not the best day for Guehi! Both goals come from people bursting past and behind him.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Same! It was a ridiculously difficult pass executed perfectly.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Haaland getting nowhere near enough praise this season imo. He is at the peak of his powers. He's scored at least once in every City game he's played since Palace 28th August. Chuck in a few for Norway too. Practically unplayable this season. His all round game has gone up too.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 7h
Such a good goal. Great play from Ndiaye (quickly becoming one of my new favourites!), superb pass and then Haaland just determined to bag.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 8h
Graft to go with the sauce. Love him.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 9h
How hasnt Greaves picked up a booking yet? Lovely double megs from Ndiaye.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 9h
Narnas everywhere 🍌🍌🍌🍌
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 9h
99.9999% sure Bill is taking the piss
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10h
Close! Still a ridiculous team with the rotation.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10h
A "party" of absolute wrong uns
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 10h
The last time they did this they were completely incorrect so lets see. If it means we see some Bouaddi though 🤌🏻
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 12h
Tonga been superb in the egg chasing vs England
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I feel like this group of Celebrities have never watched The Traitors before. Such stupid and weird decisions other than the obvious RE Grant day one open goal.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Finally coming out to the world
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Has Joanne McNally ever watched The Traitors before?
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Definitely a virgin that fella
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nationalise the cheeky fuckers
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Agree with this. He was a key cog in the early/middle Pep years but definitely fell off that last year or so. Between 17-20 he was elite imo.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nowhere near enough credit. Massive part of our fan base are Sane fan boys and they're often compared. Raz gave us multiples of what Sane did in both time and output!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That lad is serious! Got to find a way to get him in the team!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mad mad game. So entertaining.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Woodwork his twice. Six big chances missed. 27 shots to 15. 11 corners to 2. Bed shat multiple times in a mad 15 minutes first half. Super weird Donnarumma save that went in. Battered them 2nd half. Could have been a humping the other way on a different night. All is well blues Love this team 💙
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nobody domestically is living with us this season the way we've played this half. Absolutely love this new iteration of this team. Should be at least 4-4. Five big chances missed according to the stats. 51 touches in their area. 19 shots inside the box. Wild game 🤪
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bouaddi unreal for that goal 🔥🔥🔥
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This midfield balance of Bouaddi sitting, Anderson the 8 and Enzo behind Erling is what we need to see vs the top teams. Super impressed with Bouaddi...great range of passing, stuffs out danger, composed.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a goal like that before. Wtf.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
💯 🎯
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
His subs have been pretty impeccable since he came in
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The subs have all been class since they came on. Nunes balanced the back four. Bouaddi the foundation in midfield. Ndiaye the livewire. The entire team have joined them at their level too.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Another header!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How many sitters are we going to miss? Got to be scoring that (again).
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Doku minutes been managed I think. Already three down, pointless risking him in a game that's already lost I think.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I mean, we've had some chances here.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is what it must be like for the rest of the PL playing us 😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This kust be what it feels like to play us for the rest of the PL 🤣🤣🤣 Elite levels this from PSG.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Didn't close Doue down very well for the first and is way too narrow for the 2nd. Maresca's only mistakes this season have been deciding Khus can be a RB and then deploying him there. Never looks comfortable, regularly out of position. I know he's everyone's new cult hero but 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't ever want to see Khusanov at RB ever again
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What in the Kiss concert was that pre match? Mint!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The mask has slipped with a lot of these "journalists". Wanting to punish fans out of pure resentment. Sad fuckers.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They implode earlier and earlier every season.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Banter club keeps on bantering
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bad day to be able to read. Bloody hell.
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Come to terms with it". Yeah. Ok.
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Dr Evil Gives Peace Sign
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy anniversary 🎉 it was our 14th this weekend too!
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've seen some shit, know fuck all takes after yesterday...but this one is right up there. Jesus Christ 😂
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Mark McGagh @howb1zarre.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big assumption that any of them have any mates 😂
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