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Sammy B.

@houstonsportsguy.bsky.social
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We’re pro-Houston everything over here. Here for sports banter and dodging blue checkmarks.

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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How I felt about several of the NFL games today….but alas we’ll all be back every Sunday until February 🍻
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saints vs Falcons Twitter this week took me down a path of destruction and AI hate imagery that I needed more time to comprehend than I was given or thought I needed. Anyways, Texans vs Titans toilet bowl this week should be great for all 34 people with some interest left.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If he breaks 100 yards, I’d be willing to consider him the best RB of all-time.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One person dead. Two hundred under observation. A hospital quarantined. Here's what you need to know about the possible plague case in Russia
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People Are Comparing A Possible Russian Plague To COVID. Here’s What Experts Want You To Know.
One person has died, 200 are under observation and a hospital is under quarantine. Here’s what matters most to experts.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I wish I knew: - Texans spent 2 years building an OL suited for Power/Gap to run a lot of Zone - They fell in love with journeyman Center Evan Brown - Jaylin Noel’s role remains minor - Despite having 4 solid TEs, Top 3 WRs out, and a WR full of WR4/5s Caley’s trotting 11 personnel 67%
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I knew before Week 1: - Jayden Higgins injury was a bigger loss than people let on - They couldn’t afford to lose Nico Collins much, if at all - Tank Dell wasn’t going to magically return to form - The TE room would be much improved with Moreau+Klein - The OL was anything but a sure thing
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should’ve learned my lesson last year, but we’re seeing again that the Texans offense can’t without our PFF All-Star. Who knew he wielded so much power.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know it’s jokes, but how many QBs would have the type of success Stroud has had if you gave them a Bottom 5 OL and Bottom 5 running game in each of their first THREE years in the league? The amount of blemishes he’s covered up and coming through in tough circumstance for years is impressive.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Deshaun entering the game to boos at a home game is very funny
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Houston Chronicle @houstonchronicle.com · 27/05/2026
Former Houston City Council member Letitia Plummer upset Annise Parker 51% to 49% to win the Democratic nomination for Harris County judge Tuesday, according to unofficial results. www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/hou...
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Letitia Plummer upsets Annise Parker to win Harris County judge nomination
Letitia Plummer upset Annise Parker to win the Democratic nomination for Harris County judge Tuesday by a narrow margin. Orlando Sanchez earned the GOP nomination.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Bill O’Brien can never be a Head Coach in the NFL again if this rule goes through.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Let’s bring back jousting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/03/2026
if i was Kristi Noem i simply would not quote Orwell
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
They went from drafting Keon Coleman early, to Josh Palmer, to Curtis Samuel, to whatever’s left of Brandin Cooks, to now flipping a 2nd for DJ Moore and a 5th to provide answers at WR. Hilarious waste of resources and shot attempts during Josh Allen’s prime.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m not one for violence, but if Josh Allen walked into the office smoked Brandon Beane in the face with a football right now I think everyone would understand. #Bills
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Brandon Beane said he was excited for “a full reset” with Keon Coleman. The reporters should’ve asked him to expand on that statement because this all looks very hilarious.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Brandon Beane didn’t specify what “a full reset” meant for Keon Coleman and the new coaching staff meant the other day, but this is a hilarious way of going about it.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Colts holding themselves hostage by failing to sign Alex Pierce (very good) and/or Daniel Jones (Mid+Achilles) over a couple months is a tough look. However, it is quite funny to me this is happening with two players I don’t think people would classify as being even Top 10 at their positions.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wtf
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
White House talking points for congressional Republicans say we're not at war, we're just in "major combat operations against Iran" lol
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Some are calling this group 4/5ths of the 2026 Texans Offensive Line once Nick Caserio is finished.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Moving on from Tytus Howard clears up $18M+ in immediate cash. Can’t blame him for wanting another bite at the contract apple as a Tackle. Always had love for the guy because of his draft night and his willingness to play multiple spots. Don’t blame the Texans for moving on despite the unknown.
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a close up of a toy story character with the words so long partner
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
In addition to free agency markets, I think you’d really have to squint and talk yourself into taking a RB with 59 or 69 in this class. They weren’t finding someone of Montgomery’s caliber with their 4th and he’s at least a multi-year solution who can play all three downs.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Imagine telling someone in August this tweet was about the NFC and AFC Championship games.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
So, 41% of Stroud's routes have been out-breaking--he's always been much better throwing on in-breakers, but with Collins out, it seems like they're forced to live outside of his comfort zone today. Something you've seen in a few of his bad games over the years has been bad accuracy on outs.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Seahawks beating the 49ers is only gam here I have a feel for. Everything else looks like a chaos bomb will be dropped on all of TVs.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Cooking with the football analysis and actual food.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hey man…
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Ayyy man. Davis Mills may have saved the season lol
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Mills Mafia going off
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It’s a rookie WR and we don’t really know his true levels of S.W.A.R.M. Same goes for Noel on kickoffs.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
My latest dispatch about the Texans offense, where we start to struggle with the long-term ramifications of How Bad This Looks: man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/not-a-shitty...
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Not a shitty first draft so much as a shitty ethos
The thing about the 2025 Houston Texans is: They were never going to be a team that was hard to first-guess. If they failed, it was going to be very clear where they failed (offense) and what moves th...
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Watching Carson Wentz drop back
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
7 blockers, one of them being a 185lb wide receiver, vs 8 defenders in the box. what on earth happened here and of course to make it worst its just destruction across the board bsky.app/profile/rive...
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Wrote about the Texans, as is my lot in life. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/is-it-still-...
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Is it still a panic button if you were always worried?
Nick Caley's offense is not off to a good start. The Texans were, frankly, lucky to crack 19 points on Monday night. They needed a huge Jaylin Noel punt return and a blocked punt to get the short fiel...
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A deeply unserious play design.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 01/07/2025
After being forced to miss the final two months of last year due to a cancer diagnosis, ESPN expects Hall of Fame WR Randy Moss to return to a full-time role on “Sunday NFL Countdown,” the network confirmed to @andrewmarchand.bsky.social. www.nytimes.com/athletic/646...
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Houston Chronicle @houstonchronicle.com · 28/05/2025
Houston Astros starter Ronel Blanco will have season-ending elbow surgery, the team announced Wednesday, confirming another significant loss for an injury-depleted rotation. trib.al/AUQkKNT
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Tytus Howard was working at RG in minicamp today. I’m not sure if he has ever played Center, but the @houstontexans.bsky.social may as well let him play there for a game so he can complete the Infinity Stone OL gauntlet. Not sure how many lineman have ever started at all 5 spots.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I think you just fixed the Pro Bowl
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I have waited a decade for this lickback. Please finish things and get some revenge tonight Rockets. #LiftOff
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Wrote about the Texans draft. Mainly about how big a bet this is on offensive line competition, but also touched on the Woody Marks trade up and the wideout room: riversmccown.substack.com/p/grumpy-nic...
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Grumpy Nick defends the offensive line
You peons keep saying the word "need," but what does it mean? Plus: Other reactions to the Texans draft.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mostly top 20 guys but a few interesting names that make you wonder if they got a hint they’re going higher than expected—the most glaring being Milroe.
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Sammy B. @houstonsportsguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#WhiteLotus is taking the slowest of burns in the season finale too huh?
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Mykel Williams (#13) vs. Tennessee in 2024
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