brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saw time lord at the pumpkin patch & petting zoo today. no pic 020
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tom Dundon didn’t wanna drop $45 for a quick background check huh 011
Reposted by brianAlexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Once again thinking about this old @housingprovider.bsky.social tweet 1101
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jerami i know your ass can afford a fluid applied WRB 040
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 04/08/2026listening to AM sports radio in the car and Hayes and Sean come on doing an ad for Hollywood Handbook. surreal. insane advertising strategy. picturing some giant red 65 year old guy in a truck tuning in to like the Jesse Farrar episode and being driven to unspeakable violence. 020
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Why is Ja Morant posting pics from the 300 level at the Portland Fire game bro 010
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Thanks to Tom Dundon, looks like we can all look forward to a season of Blazers coverage provided by the AI talking fruit that are always cheating on each other. 010
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Instead of doing the bizarre “kicker” thing the past couple times, the state of Oregon could have bought the Blazers twice over. Food for thought I guess. 010
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Portland city council: Looking forward to working w the Blazers on a transparent deal that makes everyone happy New ownership: We printed out extra copies of the offer so we could light those on fire too Guy who was still calling Ja Morant a “thug” 1 month ago: The loony Left, has once again,, 060
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Thank you, Terrified Guy Who Lives in Vancouver, for that sobering reflection on how Portland could be in danger of slightly annoying a billionaire guy who doesn’t live here by asking him a follow up question. We go now to Terrified Guy Who Lives in Camas for more, 090
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Bummer but hope we can come back and do a little better at next years world cup 1233
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Joe Cronin is making smart moves in Portland. May look a little odd right now but think about the playoffs: against the Spurs we can play all 5 of our centers at once to contain Wemby, and against OKC we hit 'em with the 5 point guard lineup. Championship mentality 😮💨😮💨🧠🧠 020
Reposted by brianAlexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Every time I go shopping now I have to think of this @housingprovider.bsky.social tweet 1101
Reposted by briansdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thanasis walking into the office next week: 24315
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Giannis joins regular season legend Bam Adebayo and a locker room full of tumbleweeds as the Heat seek to compete for a title in the East 020
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 14/06/202628th & Burnside in 2029 after we elect Mitch Green mayor 0120
Reposted by brianwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Atlanta Hawks confirmed second best team in the NBA 0221
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 14/06/2026watching the NBA finals & realizing we have kind of a bad team >>> 130
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 12/06/2026they perfectly timed the addition of group chats over here by letting the culture solidify into its own particular brand of unpleasantness before rolling them out 020
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 09/06/2026im happy with my cell phone provider my wife handles all that th-thank you young man 010
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 09/06/2026my garden is quiet my presidents orange my Kalshi is negative Knicks in forange 011
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 06/06/2026let’s get Dylan Harper out there for 45, 46 minutes a game 000
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor— Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is— Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais? Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky 1489
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i do think Chet has become one of the most interesting guys in the league essentially overnight from a psychological standpoint. a potentially generational talent entering the league & his prime at the exact same time as a guy that’s him with all the sliders turned up 1.5x 040
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 31/05/2026No congratulations from Zohran to Wemby huh? Can’t even bother to celebrate other wins in the leftist movement — This is y’all’s socialist bae? 140
Reposted by brianclaudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 31/05/2026the nonchalant shai outmeated by the ever emotional wembert 3336
Reposted by brianbrian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 21/05/2026shai IG caption on photo dump post from different but ultimately quite similar shaolin monastery 3-4 weeks after getting swept out of the WCF: They said i fell off but I’m back on the path… Peaks and valleys it’s all the same to the goat chet reply: Bomboclaat 062
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 31/05/2026keldon johnson’s shooting form last seen laying siege to the castle walls 011
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 30/05/2026best part of the latest YKS is when the clip audio cuts out and the podcast is twenty or thirty seconds of mike and JF silently watching OnlyFans together 000
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 27/05/2026shai post: Three-two now cause i called And One, won’t need seven for our five… love to the Six jalen brunson post: Got it done as a team but the work’s not over josh hart post (blurry pic of raccoon in his yard): Caught Alvarado stealing my trash! 😂😂 010
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If the Spurs want an MVP-level whistle they could try having the MVP on their team 😏 #ThunderUp #OKcyaLater #RighteousBall #CantStopTheFlop 030
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Interesting… the nine foot tall guy rolling to the rim can score that way… Wonder if we should look at going back to that action potentially 020
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 27/05/2026wouldn’t mind if the spurs locked in a little bit mentally 181
Reposted by briankaylie (evil) @basketghoul.bsky.social · 27/05/2026 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 SPURS ✨ KNICKS ✨ FINALS 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 0204
brian @housingprovider.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Castle is who Shaedon would be if he cared about basketball 050
