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Kyle Ford

@houseofkyle.com
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Big internet fan. I mostly retweet (reskeet?) and cross-post updates from other projects here (all deleted after 2 weeks), but follow my Mastodon account and more stuff at the links below: 🦣 hachyderm.io/@kyleford 🔗 toomuchkyle.com

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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 06/10/2026
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/10-5-26-do...
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10/5/26: Don't Fall Over The Edge
Every Monday afternoon we’ll share five links that spotlight only the dumbest and most “amusing” Trumpworld developments. It's a weekly dose of chaos from the orange himself to help balance out the ho...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 04/10/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/mustang-mach...
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Mustang Mach-E
☕️ Enjoying this newsletter and other projects? Help keep things free for others by becoming a supporter for just $1/month. 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. Cleaning Up Poop:...
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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess that's one way to stay safe whilst running alone.
A young white woman with blonde hair pouting at the camera with the headline 'I soil myself every week while running - but I won't stop'.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 01/10/2026
Here’s some stuff I’ve experienced lately (and not necessarily only new releases)...
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Media Diary (September 2026)
Here’s some stuff I’ve experienced lately (and not necessarily only new releases)...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 28/09/2026
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/9-28-26-visi…
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9/28/26: Visit Panda Express
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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Jane @janestecyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kyle and I disagree on generative AI and its comedy value (don't worry, I'm sending a poisoned edible arrangement to his house) but otherwise love his smart takes and POV on the thing that we are all forced to hear about and think about 👀
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 27/09/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/stealing…
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Stealing The Declaration
📱 Read these issues and much more in the Too Much Kyle iOS app! 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. The Thing About BoobsI have had an fascination with breasts pretty much my entire life. Maybe it began before I have memory. I was born C-section, and
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 21/09/2026
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/9-21-26-bann…
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9/21/26: Banned Fishing
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/09/2026
For you maniacs into such things, a new version of my "Too Much Kyle" iOS app is now live, with a new Boosts area to discover even more to read/watch: apps.apple.com/us/app/too-m...
App screenshot from "Too Much Kyle"
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/09/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/blank-ca…
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Blank Canvas
☕️ Enjoying this newsletter and other projects? Help keep things free for others by becoming a supporter for just $1/month. 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. On Artificial IntelligenceWow, what a ride the last few years have been. 😬 The Amish aside (straw hat tip), it feels like
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026
this dude was driving a Dodge Charger with Thin Blue Line & Punisher skull bumper stickers, so I actually have a good idea of his battles (family court, Woke)
old guy in a tee reading 

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing About
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Viggy Startusk (@velvettusk) on Twitter:

Cop: "Detective, we already had the chalk outline taken care of. His bulge is accurate enough"

Dick Tracy: "Almost finished"
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 23/07/2026
Sure thing! For some reason not seeing DM option on for you here, but hit me up at kyle AT houseofkyle.com
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 15/06/2026
Now a guy walked into the Octagon FROM THE OVAL OFFICE while draped in an American flag and wearing a crypto.com shirt. Time to shut everything down, folks.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 26/04/2026
Ah, got it! May have been something on the IG side then, but definitely curious to see if it’s back to normal cadence on the next refresh.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 26/04/2026
Ok, took a peek and this is expected on the ByeDoom side if this was the first time you added the feed. Readers will pull the full feed backlog (up to 20 items) on first subscribing, but future posts then get refreshed daily. Let me know though if you see otherwise!
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 26/04/2026
Thanks for kicking the tires! Let me take a peek to see what might be up. Thanks for reporting.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 02/01/2026
An iPhone home screen
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 28/11/2025
We did a little panel discussion about it a bit ago with some JCS virgins and came to a similar conclusion: streamteam.club/posts/replay...
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Replays
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 22/07/2025
Also sales bros
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 14/07/2025
Exactly! Check the issue, it's my attempt at Angela Lansbury going electric :)
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 15/06/2025
Same!
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/05/2025
Tell me about it. Pricing burial plots.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 03/05/2025
Assume you punched him in the dick?
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 28/04/2025
Absolutely one of the great mysteries of our time
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 22/04/2025
WOW, what timing 🤯
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 31/03/2025
YES! So gnarly.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 24/02/2025
Yes! Almost done with this now and am a big fan.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/02/2025
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a man in a tuxedo is playing a piano in front of a crowd of people
Alt: a man in a tuxedo is playing a piano in front of a crowd of people
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/02/2025
Or having the entire royal family get accidentally electrocuted at a photo op, forcing you to leave your Vegas career
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 18/02/2025
Congrats! Big @hiro.report fan!
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 08/02/2025
So sorry to hear about this
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 15/12/2024
That's him!
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 23/11/2024
Can't wait!
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 21/11/2024
*Just* about to get on a plane for Midway 😥
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 22/10/2024
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a man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and vest is sitting in a bowling alley .
Alt: A man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and vest and sitting in a bowling alley
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 04/10/2024
Hard yes from me
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 22/04/2024
Got you covered www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLaBhRyQ/
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 10/04/2024
I'm biased, but always glad to answer any questions about Mighty :)
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 11/03/2024
6/10: not bad, but the actress and screenplay categories screwed me!
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Oscars 2024
As someone who watches a lot of movies, I thought this year I'd kick off a new tradition with a pre-ceremony personal ranking of the Best Picture nominees...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 07/03/2024
Face melting Nazi from Indiana Jones
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 02/03/2024
Just fired up California Games for Lynx on it and was immediately flooded with sweet, sweet nostalgia 😍
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 16/02/2024
I thought I was fully Elon-ed out, but legit very much enjoying your book
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 10/02/2024
Auckland goes hard too
A dude standing in front of a giant LoTR statue at the Auckland airport
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 05/01/2024
Would be honored if you could add mine (using WordPress for it now)! kylesjunkdrawer.com
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Kyle's Junk Drawer is a weekly roundup of recommended articles, Mastodon/Bluesky/Threads posts and videos on tech, entertainment & more. Free every Sunday! Add your email above to get new issues (alon...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 19/11/2023
Right there with you, at some point like a year ago a switch just flipped and I can't bring myself to care anymore
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 16/11/2023
As someone that just saw Jethro Tull live, I see you, fellow traveler
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 08/10/2023
my wife will stop whatever she's doing if Overboard comes on, it's non-negotiable
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 31/08/2023
Ok this looks slick as hell!
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