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Houman Barekat

@houmanbarekat.bsky.social
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
-Do you lift? -Yes, awards mostly
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone’s a critic
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s some very good tracking tbf, elite tier
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I had almost the exact same thought about four minutes ago
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*Especially* the floor!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I heard they will introduce a group stage next year
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The bloody cheek!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s alright for some!
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Getting the ick from the ungainly way my boyfriend fled the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If your mate introduced you to his new gf & seemed really in love but you noticed "she" was a murmuration of starlings hovering in the shape of a woman, would you tell him
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh no
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Some boys are smaller than others
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Thought this was Jools Holland for a second
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We need stricter punishments for misuse of the Breaking News graphic
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Misread title: A Moth in the Country
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just heard Troy Deeney invoke the line ‘When people show you who they are, believe them’, in relation to Robert Sanchez’s shortcomings as a goalkeeper
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bit harsh
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This thing is so much itself
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They should arrange for a posse of their mates to be loitering outside, to call their bluff. Then: separate Q&As with each mate
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The bar, as they say, is low
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This may seem like a petty distinction but it has huge implications from a payroll point of view
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ice-olation
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
‘Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders’ is a reference to Santa’s elves, not a lot of people know that
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
For sale: baby Crocs, too ugly
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Excellent liquid-to-biscuit ratio
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Fantastic stuff. Side note: I saw Phil Wingfield play many times. He was really good!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Yes!! A bit of a cheapskate move imo
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It’s giving Partick Thistle
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Link pls
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hannah @hannahkateboast.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
wasn't expecting this bird book to be so harsh on the birds
Photo of bird guidebook, two birds labelled 'immature' and 'juvenile'
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
What does this say
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Karl Whitney @karlwhitney.ie · 08/05/2025
Another Pope we can work to death because of his idiosyncratic refusal to unionise.
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I had this same thought! The wording is odd
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Would be most unfortunate if we ended up banning potted summaries by mistake
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
With this name + face combo, absobloodylutely
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I had the very same thought!!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yes!!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sold!
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is wonderful
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Critical race theory is it
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Home truths more like
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Surprisingly often
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
I can’t eat those I’m afraid
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Houman Barekat @houmanbarekat.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Oh don’t get me started on this
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