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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Today wasn’t so bad. The saddest day in Angels history was when Shohei left for the Dodgers.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What Angels fans see when they look down the freeway at Dodgers fans:

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Old picture, but get a load of these two clowns. A degenerate gambler and a liar… Look at those smiles while Mexicans are being pulled off the streets and thrown into vans. Shohei Ohtani is the Ted Cruz of baseball. Shameless!

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Lee Official MAGA-style St Louis Cardinals Hat That The St Louis Cardinals Sell at their Team Store

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you Cardinals fans are so mad because your guy cheated so badly that he went to prison, why don’t you come to my house and January 6th it? Try me!

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Apparently everyone else cheats except the Cardinals. Everyone lies except the Cardinals. Everyone belongs in jail except the Cardinals. They’re the victims. They’re being treated unfairly. Everyone is out to get them! And here’s a coincidence, the team store sells this hat to Cardinals fans:

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I know this guy. Bro played the cornet in my junior high’ band. First chair ass boy still lookin the same!

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seems like yall should focus more on purging y’all’s dead senators, hmmm?

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Watch the video, y’all. Don’t take my word for it! Joe Kelly made a silly face and then scurried away never to be seen again. The only time he was on camera again was when—look at the picture—does this look like a man who wants to fight Carlos Correa?

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I know Greg is fired up over this. But I want to know what prompt he gave ChatGPT: “Put Donald Trump in the crowd and have him be proud of me.”

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Not a hater, but I’m still of the opinion that the LGBTQ crowd needs to toughen their branding and steal the Raiders colors.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

A colleague from a sister Arby’s put this in the group chat, and I think the Houston Astros disrespect has reached an all time high. I’ve never been angrier.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“Look. I’m sorry. I was mad at you and that’s why I said what I said. I’ll keep my mouth shut next time. I can’t lose you. I see that you’ve read my texts, so I know you didn’t block me. Please just say something. #ChaseTheFight” - Houston Astros

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“Did you block me? Or are you just ignoring me? You better not block me. Check your email. #ChaseTheFight” - Houston Astros

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“I know the type of car you drive. Don’t get f**kin’ smart with me. Come back now. #ChaseTheFight” - Houston Astros, 2026

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

If I recall correctly, John Cornyn proudly posted this and then immediately pivoted to “It’s my wife’s recipe.” I think maybe he should tap the brakes on @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s taco order.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

John Cornyn was making fun of James Talarico’s taco order? Okay.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Woman at a Bar: “You could come home with me tonight. My husband is sitting over there and is totally cool with it.” The husband:

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Unlike that Brenden Astros Hate Tour lil stinker.

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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My mom sent this to me and said she saw it on Instagram. We had a chat about it over breakfast. I don’t know… I’m a pretty loyal Bagwellian, but I’m not so sure this is the correct answer. Maybe! Thoughts?