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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*waking up in a bathtub full of ice with two large bloody scars on my back* ohhh ffuuckkk.m where am i- no. NO. my penis???? its been UNSUCKED

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

we all have to tell whatever waits on the other side of consciousness that we all got vaporized because goth girl grok did an oopsie

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if you do a funny face long enough itll get stuck like that so it stands perfectly good to reason that if you have funny sex long enough you get to cum forever non stop 24/7 pisshole party

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wouldn't go out of my way for a bump of coke off someone's musty cock tip in a club bathroom but like if im offered to do so who am I to deny a fellow wellwisher

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have no idea how I saw this or when i just know ive seen it and remember way too much

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

watching the live action resident evils before the new one and just cant hate the andersons so far. I would also make my wife a super sexy genius gun fu god in my movies if I could

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

im an archeologist but of dinosaurs bones its for my girlfriend nipples and instead of tiny hammer and brush I use my sharp unforgiving fucking teeth

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*week after my brain injury where the center for old 1940s detective sayings and my dirty talk generator got accidentally mixed together* put an egg in your dick and BEAT it, cumshoe

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

living in texas must be hell beyond hell. you can vote for guy who'll gladly put trans people in a giant grinder and then the other guy who'll whisper a little "sorryyyy my hands are fulllll🥺🥺🥺" before he still kicks you in himself

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

90 minute movies arent supposed to take 2 days to finish????

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

okay this time for real im back. it turns out I can post porn on here after all and it doesn't even have to be hot it can be sooooo gross. I have a clip where the woman clearly farts and the guy fingering her ass and fucking her new jersey style just goes "ohhh" as it crawls up his finger like a bug

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm just a stunted child controlling a grown adult body like a mecha of course my mom should tell me she once had "a lesbian phase" when im high on the phone

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

lawyer gf who makes you sign mountains and mountains of paperwork to get a hand job and you have to look for every legal loophole possible if you want to pee all in her poop hole

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

sorry i take breaks from here so frequently anyway check this out real quick

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

yeah you could say i frequent the local glory hole hehe :3:3:3:3 *tilts my head up while harp flashback music plays as I fondly remember the times I stuffed my clothes in the cock cum cubby to keep the smell of my noxious dumps all to myself and no one else can have it,,,for free heheheheee😈😈😈😈*

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

*sexting after just flipping through my word of the day calendar* wow babe your pussy is ssooooo effervescent 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

what if we gave ourselves al capone's specific strain of syphilis and got really fucked up and senile and wandered around the air and space museum wearing nothing but an open velvet robe holding hands 🥺 🥺 🥺 👉👈👉👈👉👈

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

you ever see a kid with their obviously anti vac parents (sunburned all the time, yelling, dad has fists permanently clenched) and shake your head sadly like damn looks like youre not making it bud

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I postsd this on the Haunted app but damn it this came to me out of the abyss like a flash of lightning

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I dont interact on here as much as I should but to be fair it shouldn't be as hard to post a picture of my fat transgender ass as it currently is

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

okay ehren is already asleep, preston and pontius are standing by with the net, and wee man is sticking the tooth under the pillow. *magical chime, poof* she's here! *to camera* im johnny knoxville and is the Tooth Fairy Flashbang. *BOOM* *SCREAMING* SHE- AHHHHAAHHAAAAA SHE FELL FOR THE TEETH!!!!!

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

watching New futurama feels like when I reply 😂 to a meme my sends me thats from 2016

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I think the peasants who's penises i cut off with used dental floss should keep politics OUT of the media im forcing them to sing

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't i want the evidence I want a physical reminder of the toil my body just went through because of my own culinary choices

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

accidentally heard sweet home alabama today. personally id kill myself if a song about my hometown became the go to wisecrack whenever someone brings up incest

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

idk why I can't find a musician who'll sing in my house 24/7 for the right price. can I not have a personal wise cloaked oracle singing odes of my glory while I sit by the fire. and can I not keep it authentic by blinding them and making them a eunuch with my own bare unwashed hands

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

every human being should have a self destruct button you can press by accident. you hug your wife wrong and heard a click and didnt realize until she Imploded in front of you hard and fast

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

not a single good seat near me the world has spider fever

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

we're turning you from a jumpy spring filled doe to a lowly delivery driver bro youre gonna live in manhattan youre never going to see a tree again bro

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

yeah ill take bait!!!! I love bait!!! the worm kind!!! the worms i mean!!!!

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

checks out since I'm never on this site

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

if you want to know what the average moviegoing experience is like now try turning on your ohone at full brightness in a packed theater and watch how no one says a fucking thing and then you can scroll tiktok like the soiled pig in human clothing you are

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

its sweet to know i have free reign and total control over this domain!!!!!

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 02/08/2026

perverted big sister that takes care of you everyday as a loving domestic girlfriend would, making sure you're always happy and supported but she kinda spaces out and starts absentmindedly groping u all the time,,,

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the giving tree sucked my penis from beginning to end in the park two weeks ago and she REALLY lives up to her name. gave the sappiest slob job you've ever seen. foreskin sticked so shut can't even pee anymore they have to drain it out the side.

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I dont desire srs but I would take srs which is sexual randomization surgery and you wake up with a mario kart power up box where your junk used to be and it could be anything inside. penis, blue shell, vagina, anything

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

ALRIGHT SO I LOST MY PASSWORD HERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS SO SUE ME WHY DONTCHA IN FACT YEAH YEAB WHY DON'T YOU SLAP ME HUH YEAH YEAH GO AHEAD GO AHEAD AND *grabs your limp little faggy wrists* SLAP ME LIKE YOU WANNA HUH HUH IN FACT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA KISS ME HUH oh you don't well that's fine nw

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

turn every usps truck into a food truck and have them slip an italian on toasted herbs and garlic with extra mozzarella, arugula, banana peppers, and balsamic vinegar in my mailbox alongside whatever explosive they want to punish me with for stiffing their tip

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

is it a red if my wife likes it when I slap her big tummy raw

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

Ice detention center leader at the tay swift wedding

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

im a virgo gave me so much of this too lol it was lethal

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

reminder that your local puppygirls love the sound of loud bright fireworks so you should be honoring their wishes by lighting bottle rockets duct taped to their butthole

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

starship troopers easy answer but I gotta give it up

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This dude is dusted to the eyeballs. He's not scoping shit out he's high as a kite and wondering how long until he can go back to the can for another bump. Gnashing his teeth like James Brown lol

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

in honor of today name your favorite "america fucking SUCKS dude" movie

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