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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pro-smugglers tip: a horse can carry 12 cases of Romulan Ale over the border, orrrrr it can drink 12 cases of Romulan Ale and end up in a ditch…over the border. *hic*

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October.

Impregnated Goblin Safety Match Made In Sweden

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🌼 Horse, o noble steed 🌺 Ventures in to the unknown 🪷 He left the stove on 🌸 🪷

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Great news, Chris! I just got cast as the lead in the exciting new horse cop drama TJ Hoofer! We’re still looking for someone to play the goofy sidekick. I could put in a good word for you…

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've replaced Scotty's dilithium crystals with Pop Rocks. Let's see if he notices the difference!

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s another glorious day in Montana! Today’s agenda: - chop wood - continue writing poetry book - ignore the moaning and tapping coming from the basement - organize the spice cabinets - binge the new “President Horse” - stare out the window waiting for someone to play with me

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“i’M sO hUnGrY i cOuLd eAt a hOrSe” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MESSED UP THAT SOUNDS? How would you feel if I walked up to you and said, “I’m starving—Gary over there is looking pretty tasty, is he free range organic?” Fix your euphemisms, humans.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Last Starfighter…but with all horses.

A gunstar from "The Last Starfighter" starring Lance Guest and Robert Preston, now available on Blu Ray and 4K UHD.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chris, there's a tribble in my feedbag. Oh no.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Life > Choices > Drink > Unknown but looks awesome > Yum > Woah > WOAHHHH > Undo > UNDO UNDO UNDO > OH GOD > Horse.exe Not Responding > Restart > Life > Choices > Drink > Unknown but looks awesome > Yum > Woah > WOAHHHH > Decompress main shuttle bay > Much better

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m not saying it’s a dumb game, Chris. I just think chess would be a lot more interesting if ALL the pieces were horsies.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chris, I asked the computer to list all social problems of 21st century Earth and it exploded.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chris, when I look up at all that celestial beauty, thinking about how we float through the cosmos on the back of this giant turtle, I wonder…*is* a horse a horse? And the universe whispers, “of course, of course.”

Stock photo. On a dark night, a silhouetted horse looks up at the stars and the milky way sky. The wind blows his majestic hair majestically.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chris, does Klingon Batman use a Bat’leth, or a Bat-bat’leth?

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is your human Captain trying to kill you? The answer may shock you…only on Horse Action News, tonight at 23:00

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

H andsome O riginal R responsible S mart E ating all your snacks

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🐴 Horse in falling snow Every flake a future dream Help, tail stuck in door ❄️

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chris, I put a bath bomb in the warp core and you are not gonna believe what happened nex--AUGHHGHGHGH I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHERE ALL THESE BUBBLES CAME FROM

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Mirror Universe Picard will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Chris, someone needs to put a safety warning on warp plasma puffed marshmelons. They’re DANGEROUSLY delicious. Also, the cabin is on fire. DONT WORRY it’s just the part of the cabin no longer attached to the rest of the cabin. Ugh, these are going straight to my haunches.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where is my Captain Pike teddy bear???? It was here when I was reading Chris's diary but then I fell asleep and now it's gone! REVEAL YOURSELF COWARD

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Chris, why do you never put my artwork on the fridge?

Image of Mr. Spock and Captain Pike from "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds". Hand drawn over them is hearts and a halo and "omg yass" over Mr. Spock, and horns, goatee, and screwball red eyes over Pike with "PBTHTHT"

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gonna tell my kids this is future Chris.

David Lynch, aged, with a messy pompadour of silver hair.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Chris, I'm currently in a competition to go to space. Wish me luck, I'm in the semi-final frontier.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Chris, I will never know the joy of finger puppets. [uncontrollable sobbing echoing through the isolation of miles of snowy tundra]

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Chris, you just nicknamed me Sir Castic. Oh, am I??? Am I Sir Castic? Is that what I am? Oh okay. Thumbs up, cool story bro.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Chris, sometimes I just like to look up at the stars and dream.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My official name is [redacted by Starfleet Security], but my friends call me [redacted by Section 31].

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chris, get in the transporter. I have an awesome idea.

A gorgeous human body topped by an Adonis of a horse head, wearing the coolest sunglasses in the goddamn universe.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chris, promise me you won’t answer any questions from Federation Security until I get a lawyer.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chris, this drink is amazing! What is it?

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Chris, I fed some wild raccoons yesterday. Now they’re back with their friends and they’re all just staring at me. I think they believe I’m their God. 🕯🦝 ALL HAIL RACCOON GOD 🦝🕯

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Computer, calculate number of helium balloons needed for horse to reach space.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Chris! I made breakfast just like you do! Chris! I need a kitchen repair team…just like you do!

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 03/09/2026

Listen to Wil Wheaton, kiddos

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Chris, let me set you up with my cousin. You’ll love her: long legs, very graceful, always down for a roll in the hay.

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Chris, I’m at a hay bar and I am having a great time! 🎶 It’s fun to neigh at the YMCA! 🎶

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Chris, what’s the subspace-fi password? It better not be DontGiveThisToHorse123 again or I swear to horse god…

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Pike's Horse Best Friend @hotmesshorse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Chris, is everything ok? Someone’s been trying to reach me about my captain’s extended warranty. Do NOT fritz out on me, Chris, I need your organs.

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