Reposted by Johnny Oats, CEO/MBAJohnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 12hGo see it immediately. Masterpiece. 3211 21
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 12hGo see it immediately. Masterpiece. 3211 21
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 17/10/2026Onimusha: Way of the Sword is a game I can relate to on a personal level. I use my MBA like Musashi uses his blade. I walk "the way of the sword" every time I open Microsoft Excel or Teams. 4230 23
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 15/10/2026The only positive spin I can put on the state of our world right now is that it's really funny that the AI CEOs gleefully describing how none of us will have work or purpose 10 years from now have actually forgotten that violent revolution is an option. 10490 49
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 11/10/2026Stuck at a stupid pumpkin patch with my family today. Tried to slip into the corn maze to sneak in some game time but my wife found me and got mad at me for ignoring my child. Probably not making any backlog progress today. Terrible day. 12481 48
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 10/10/2026This shouldn’t be a hot take, but a game actually isn’t in your backlog if you don’t own it. 12530 53
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 09/10/2026Just finished Death Stranding 2! Really good walking sim with lots of story and interesting boss fights! Looking forward to Death Stranding 3! 13320 32
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 08/10/2026My friends are always thinking about me. 🥹 5340 34
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 07/10/2026What if instead of leaving creepy anonymous comments for women, you had sex with a running lawn mower? 10668 66
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 06/10/2026My wife and six children are leaving me because I played 32 hours of video games over the weekend. 15553 55
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 05/10/2026I don’t think many of you know this, but I’m an alcoholic. I still drink in moderation but it’s a battle every time. Not sure why I’m sharing this, but there you go. 12410 41
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 03/10/2026What it feels like when you get a support ticket at 4pm on a Friday. 6320 32
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 29/09/2026The new Witcher update is not ready for primetime with ray/path tracing on. Really rough performance even on expensive PC hardware. DLSS implementation doesn't seem to do anything until you hit DLSS Performance, and even then it still drops frames. Bun needs more time in the oven. Anus joke. 5290 29
Reposted by Johnny Oats, CEO/MBAGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nintendo Mario. He's a made-up man, but he's so famous. People want to make him jump and to go-kart, and they're willing to pay serious cash to control his body in yet another adventure. 08717 87
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 28/09/2026I'm about 40 hours into Death Stranding 2 and not once – not one single time – has anyone tipped Sam for a delivery. Just saying. 7322 32
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/09/2026Eyes watering, gagging and vomit burping with every sip. I love Triple IPAs. I love drinking fluids that taste like skunk anal gland expressions. 6260 26
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 25/09/2026The amount of hate Death Stranding gets is actually insane. Absolutely no other game makes traversing its environment this challenging, interesting and rewarding. And you also get MGSV-quality stealth action, the best OST in gaming, and arthouse cinema production values. It's fucking wild. 13442 44
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 24/09/2026Selling a Collector's Edition of my ass if anyone's interested. $399, toilet paper not included. 10280 28
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 16/09/2026I beat Cyberpunk 2077 on Sunday and I was in the mood for something light and breezy after that, so I fired this up last night. Please like and subscribe to my gaming updates. 10390 39
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 15/09/2026Bluesky, I need your advice. How can I balance my marriage, 6 kids, and at least 8 hours of daily gaming? 18370 37
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 11/09/2026My favorite part of Cyberpunk 2077 is parking my supercar in impoverished neighborhoods. #mba 4381 38
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 09/09/2026Having my eyelids and hair surgically removed so I can focus on GTA6 and Ocarina of Time without having to deal with blinking or combing my hair. I am also going to skip showering and shit/piss in a bedpan after I quit my job and my wife leaves me. I can beat both games at once with some meth. 5311 31
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 08/09/2026Is it just me or does the Great Deku Tree have divorced dad energy? 🤔 6320 32
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 07/09/2026Taking a day trip to the beach and my family is pissed that I brought my 65” OLED television and gaming PC. I tried explaining that the backlog never rests but my wife and mother in law won’t speak to me. 13450 45
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 06/09/2026Getting fucking hammered tonight. 8370 37
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 03/09/2026Whoever keeps holding Sony and Xbox's beer really needs to stop at this point. 3394 39
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 03/09/2026Feels like this app has been very quiet recently. 12210 21
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 01/09/2026wife is mad, battle bucket started leaking again 😔 8281 28
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 30/08/2026I'm taking chip damage from like 8 Affirm payments. 1240 24
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/08/2026GTAVI looks fucking insane. Day 1. 5343 34
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 20/08/2026Just got done shoving the leaked build of GTA6 up my ass and my dick and balls fell off, so please be careful out there. 8340 34
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 13/08/2026Really torn on this "I didn't care for The Godfather" posting format. On the one hand, it's always fucking annoying when people post at length about disliking objectively good games. On the other hand, it's refreshing to see negativity flourish on Bluesky. 6350 35
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 13/08/2026Trying to shove a burrito up my ass again tonight. Hope it goes better this time. 10351 35
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 12/08/2026Happy Wednesday, everyone. Here's hoping the coffee is strong and the workday feels short! What games are we playing tonight, gamers? 22372 37
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 11/08/2026Todd Howard on Bluesky yesterday: |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| DOOR LOADING ISN'T THAT BAD |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | | 5231 23
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 10/08/2026Opening a white sauce only pizza joint and calling it Alfredough's. 6522 52
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 08/08/2026Happy Saturday, everyone. I just paid $65 for a bagel (not an issue for me). 2300 30
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 06/08/2026I'm disappointed that I've never found $5 million in a dirty bag laying under a tree. 5250 25
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 06/08/2026As a long-time Netflix subscriber, I'm honored to receive an exclusive "sneak peek" at Rockstar's newest blockbuster Grand Theft Auto 6. Stay tuned for my exclusive impressions on August 27th! 6260 26
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 05/08/2026I like when people post really stupid opinions and turn comments off. 9460 46
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 04/08/2026Come work in the office. The commute is 2 hours and we have very generous paper towel dispensers in the bathrooms. 4220 22
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 04/08/20264 hours of driving to attend 4.5 hours of meetings today. Hahahaha. Living the dream, baby! 7230 23
Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 04/08/2026Anyone wanna listen to Korn and break glass bottles in the Walmart parking lot? 9231 23
