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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 1h

You might as well buy the really nice looking new Dualsense controller so you have something nice to look at when the battery is dead! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm just kidding! It's a joke!

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 2h

I'm not some huge Star Wars superfan, but I have always thought shitting on the prequels (and sequels) Is just lame.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 2h

Middle-aged neckbeards hated those movies. Kids (intended audience) had fun.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 28/10/2026

That guy wants me to say Aerith but I won't do it.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 28/10/2026

I think a lot of these people should play multiplayer games if they're this desperate to joust with other people all day long.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

I will be playing any future games called “Mass Effect”.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

Blink twice if a robot has a gun to your head right now.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

Pretty sure the highest form of praxis is critiquing word choice on the internet.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

Elon Musk unironically wants to create a fleet of AI-powered robots who replace the global human labor supply and outnumber humans ten to one. So don't lose sight of who the true enemy is: people signing the "Save Mass Effect" petition online.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

That is NOT acceptable around these parts, bucko.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

I get told to shut the fuck up a lot, but this time was truly special.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

Preferred Bluesky scolding method: assume the worst, wrap snarky insult in academic vocabulary, position imaginary bad actors as moral villains, eat the resulting clout like a slice of delicious cake.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

Jealous. I'd start this on day 1 but I want to be play Ocarina on day 1 too. FOMO levels are extreme.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 27/10/2026

This website is so horny to police how people talk about everything. You can be attached to the Mass Effect franchise, want to see it continue, and also want to support the devs who were laid off in their future endeavors. These things aren't incompatible.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 25/10/2026

I use a cylinder lock to keep the content safe.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 25/10/2026

I’m as surprised as anyone that the whole thing fit with room to spare.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 24/10/2026

The hot dogs are missing. Can’t find any of them today.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

Trust me, the tummy has nothing to do with this.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

Tell her you need a prenup and present it to her with just the soda cans on it.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

Thank you. A cold turd on a paper plate > EA

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

Happy to announce that I've shoved Bioware's entire studio in my ass for safekeeping.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

If he did that to my Dr. Pepper, I would shoot him with a pistol.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 23/10/2026

They should sell the IP to someone who gives a fuck.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 22/10/2026

I don’t think anyone should have sex with EA, to be very clear.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 22/10/2026

I'm more of an ME/KOTOR guy personally (because I was too impatient for Baldur's Gate at 10 years old). Might have to do an honorary run of Dragon Age next year to pay my respects.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 21/10/2026

I haven't gone a day without worrying about what kind of world my kid is entering in 4 years.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 21/10/2026

Start everything at the same time and burn out on all of it and finish nothing.

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Johnny Oats, CEO/MBA @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz · 21/10/2026

Thank you, Chad. I refuse to shower until Final Fantasy is turn-based again.

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