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Fartmaster3000

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I don’t have a fart fetish I just rip hella ass(18)

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Amy K @amyklassen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine watching your neighbour's house burn down and, instead of helping, complaining about the smell of the smoke.
A cartoon shows a dog representing Canada calmly sitting at a table with a coffee mug labeled "Canada" while flames engulf the house around it. A thought bubble above the dog says, "OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" An angry looking person wearing a hat labeled "USA" leans through the front door and says, "CAN YOU KEEP THE SMOKE ON YOUR SIDE OF THE STREET?"
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✸ ૮ ・ﻌ・ა ✸ @blushingyokai.xyz · 27/06/2026
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
yuri will unite everything under heaven
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Need to get a dildo asap. Gotta stop using screw driver handles 😭💔
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Maya Monet | Eastern-PA Based QT 🥧 @meetmayamonet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Educational NSFW Post: Vulva anatomy! Note the location of the clit relative to the vaginal opening. They are NOT directly adjacent. Between them is the vestibule and urethral opening aka PEE HOLE. I know penis pee holes can be touched just fine, but leave my vestibule and urethra alone please.
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 05/06/2026
Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Evil cretins unfollowing me..
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Grumpy Cat's Intense Stare
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you give a damn about trans lives, STOP PRAISING THE POPE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HIERARCHY. They're literally a key part of trans genocide. Right now. Today. Actively and aggressively. You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.
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Peshu (HyperMishipeshu) @hypermishipeshu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
BirdRabbit really needs some help covering rent as they are still trying to work while their apartment is being renovated. Any support helps, even just spreading the word.
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👻 𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥 🎃 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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This image is a digital illustration titled "Altered reality" by Spanish graphic design artist Pablo Iranzo Duque.

Creative Technique: The artwork combines photography with digital illustration, created using Adobe Photoshop.

Themes: The project often explores creative and humorous takes on everyday objects, such as this citrus fruit depicted as having a personality.This image is a popular example of creative food art, often referred to as an "orange man" or "citrus peel man".

The sculpture is crafted by carefully peeling an orange or tangerine to create limbs and a head, while using the remaining peeled fruit as the body.This image is a piece of digital art created by artist and animator Sean Charmatz.It is part of his "Secret World of Stuff" series, where he uses "real-life doodles" to personify everyday objects. In this specific piece, he has added simple black-and-white eyes, mouths, and limbs to oranges to create a humorous narrative:

Personification: The central "character" is an orange peel lying flat on a surface, looking dazed or "deflated".

Narrative: A fully peeled orange stands behind it looking on, while a whole orange beside them appears shocked by the "empty" peel.This whimsical image features two oranges that have been "brought to life" with simple black line doodles, creating a humorous scene of fruit cannibalism.

The Scene: On the left, an orange with a wide-open "mouth" cut into its peel is actively "eating" a segment. On the right, another orange is depicted with a shocked expression, its peel partially pulled back to reveal the internal segments, which the first orange is pulling out.

Artist: This style of adding expressive faces and limbs to everyday objects is characteristic of artist Sean Charmatz. His "Explorations of the Day" often turn mundane items like fruit into characters through minimal digital or physical doodles.
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Socks the Plushy ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Jess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈 @jessieboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Economy
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Omg, realized that since I’m a babyfur I can just make a baby pony-sona 😭❤️
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a group of ponies are laying on top of each other in a room
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Anytime I see a clop account, I follow
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pinkie pie from my little pony is sitting on a table with a cake in the background
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I had surgery yesterday, they removed an ovarian cyst the size of a GRAPEFRUIT! Benign and painless but absolutely HUGE! Will take me 4-6 weeks to recover :)
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ate to much.. need someone to rub my big bellay
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a person is petting a black cat laying on its back
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I hate babyfur hate so much. I DESPERATELY need diapers. I can hardly control my bladder and I feel like I’m constantly covered in/smell like piss. I’ve been a furry before I’ve had this issue and honestly I’ve always gravitated towards more childish activities due to my brain being fucked—
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
:)
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Matt Frank will be at G-FEST! @mattzilla85.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ok so I might’ve been mistaken! First pic is what my ween looked before testosterone, second pic is a few months in! Definitely a lot of growth. Tbf I was horny in the original post so it might’ve just been a boner? Not sure lol. But it’s definitely bigger!
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
“Small dicks this, big dicks that” LOSE SOME GIRTH FUCKER! How am I supposed to fit that inside 😭
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Older dick pics. 2nd/3rd are a little blurry cus I was probably horny when I took them
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m 🧠disabled and I honestly don’t know if I’m going to be able to work a normal job. I’m 18 now and still haven’t had a job, graduated or learned how to drive. Because of this the only job I ever found myself drawn to was, well.. porn? My mom worries for me and asks me what my goals are for my—
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m such a whore but no one knows it because I’m so fucking awkward. Shit pmo 😭
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Nova🪐 @novaxcat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Taking this thick boy for a ride😈 Full video in my Bio #furrynsfw #furryporn #yiff
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
REALLY starting to think I’m bisexual. Why is pussy so hot
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💜charge 🔜 cfz💜TOP 2%💜 @charrrgge.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
such a big load… @blberrylicious.bsky.social wants to knock me up so bad 😫💦
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💜charge 🔜 cfz💜TOP 2%💜 @charrrgge.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
his almost 9 incher really hit all the right spots, rrrf~ 😖🥵
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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a scraggly dog 3d render surrounded by feet
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Very hungry caterpillar
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"No nut November." What do you mean? My nuts are right there.
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Fartmaster3000 @hornypickle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Started testosterone recently. Hasn’t hit my weenis yet! He’s just naturally dis big! I wonder how big he’ll get :)
T Dick :3
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