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I was today years old when I realised the monumental impact the music video for Chemical Brothers 'Believe' had on my fear of psychosis and losing grip on reality, something that my horror stories are FULL of.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Women would rather be with a man made of wicker than be with me, even though I do nothing but insult their intelligence and treat them like a commodity all day, every day!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So many fragile men are about to be real upset about this

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Live today featuring a story by me! Very excited about this one! Link below #horror #indieauthor #shortstory #horrorcommunity #booksky

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

For every minute the block of cheese is out you're supposed to cut and eat another slice of cheese.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

AI is like having a robot butler but if you ask it what's for dinner it sets fire to your garden, says "beezechurger" and then steals your data.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Don't go swimming with those coats on!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Im not the boss of you, Steven. Suck all the rocks you want, my friend.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Nice! Bonus points if its a billionaire.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I choose to believe Samara Weaving is just always covered in blood.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Settle this for me. You find a cool rock by the river. Do you: a) lick it and put it back b) lick it and keep it.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Im sure its someone else's fault!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Let the dips fall where they may!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sometimes you have to really look at yourself and ask some tough questions like: why does that fingernail grow faster than all the others?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I feel sorry for the fedora, whose name has been so tarnished by connection to a bunch of losers, who were, in fact, wearing trilbys in the first place.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's me, your step-dad who works at Nintendo.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What if we kissed in the secret alien graveyard...

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Don't. Stop. Thinking about La Borra. (This is a Vampire Survivors/Crawlers joke)

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I swear, the widespread inability to tell the difference between opinion and fact is like 60% of all the world's problems.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Do you think Donald Trump will ever achieve his dream of being taken to prom by Obama?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One of my snack sausages is horny for the other and I don't know how to navigate this situation.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The first half of an ice lolly: a delicious treat on a hot day The second half of an ice lolly: a frantic race to finish before it drips everywhere and makes you sticky

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