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I was today years old when I realised the monumental impact the music video for Chemical Brothers 'Believe' had on my fear of psychosis and losing grip on reality, something that my horror stories are FULL of.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So many fragile men are about to be real upset about this

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Live today featuring a story by me! Very excited about this one! Link below #horror #indieauthor #shortstory #horrorcommunity #booksky

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

For every minute the block of cheese is out you're supposed to cut and eat another slice of cheese.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

AI is like having a robot butler but if you ask it what's for dinner it sets fire to your garden, says "beezechurger" and then steals your data.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I choose to believe Samara Weaving is just always covered in blood.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Settle this for me. You find a cool rock by the river. Do you: a) lick it and put it back b) lick it and keep it.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Let the dips fall where they may!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sometimes you have to really look at yourself and ask some tough questions like: why does that fingernail grow faster than all the others?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I feel sorry for the fedora, whose name has been so tarnished by connection to a bunch of losers, who were, in fact, wearing trilbys in the first place.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's me, your step-dad who works at Nintendo.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What if we kissed in the secret alien graveyard...

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Don't. Stop. Thinking about La Borra. (This is a Vampire Survivors/Crawlers joke)

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I swear, the widespread inability to tell the difference between opinion and fact is like 60% of all the world's problems.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Do you think Donald Trump will ever achieve his dream of being taken to prom by Obama?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One of my snack sausages is horny for the other and I don't know how to navigate this situation.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The first half of an ice lolly: a delicious treat on a hot day The second half of an ice lolly: a frantic race to finish before it drips everywhere and makes you sticky

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Day 405 of the heatwave. The group chat is just sending gifs of fire back and forth. Everyone is too tired to talk.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Breaking: Nigel Farage (pictured) calls for immediate General Election as Kier Starmer steps down as PM.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

How can you accuse me of no personal growth when I have all this underarm fungus?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I dont wear my glasses out in public much so I can't really see that far, so I just assume everyone is beautiful until they get close enough to prove me wrong.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I wonder what Albert the 5th Musketeer is up to these days.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

All this talk of eating the rich is short-sighted and irresponsible. We need to sustainably farm the rich.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This hot dog is flirting with me.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not made of cake. Blood Pudding is a ridiculous horror comedy short I wrote for this collection, featuring sentient and extremely hostile desserts of various kinds. #booksky #indiebooks www.endlessinkbooks.com/blogs/review...

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It's me. I'm that gangrel creature.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I'm thinking of bloodmaxxing. Just getting, like, way more blood.

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