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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So many fragile men are about to be real upset about this

Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Live today featuring a story by me! Very excited about this one! Link below #horror #indieauthor #shortstory #horrorcommunity #booksky

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Don't. Stop. Thinking about La Borra. (This is a Vampire Survivors/Crawlers joke)

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One of my snack sausages is horny for the other and I don't know how to navigate this situation.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Breaking: Nigel Farage (pictured) calls for immediate General Election as Kier Starmer steps down as PM.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This hot dog is flirting with me.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not made of cake. Blood Pudding is a ridiculous horror comedy short I wrote for this collection, featuring sentient and extremely hostile desserts of various kinds. #booksky #indiebooks www.endlessinkbooks.com/blogs/review...

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'm hilarious on Tiktok, you guys

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

If you're not going to use the frog pipe, what's even the point of smoking?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Remember when Vince McMahon fired her and she went over to wrestle for WCW as "Dark Erika"? Honestly one of the better heel turns in professional wrestling.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

An attempt to look sophisticated

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

If its 4% or less, it's a breakfast beer.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Cheese and leek Welsh cakes, Welsh rarebit, fish and chips, and Bara Brith.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Pretty rude of WOTC to use this image of me on one of their maps without asking.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

It's so unfair to take an ordinary picture of Joe Rogan and use it to make jokes.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Look at this beautiful building. What's stopping your buildings from looking like this?

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

That's my name! Ellen Datlow mentioned me!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I'm smooth and silky, baby. Like a curry.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Remember that time we got depressurised in the marbled meat room? Fun times.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Someone left this perfectly good tree meat outside with the trash!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Fandom check! Guess the fandom by the gift:

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I've been sat in this meeting watching my fingers steadily get more and more yellow thinking "Shit I've got some kind of liver failure! What do I do?!" I've been absentmindedly playing with this sweet wrapper. Idiot.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

A short poem for you from my childhood.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Greetings of the season from this amphibian monarch.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Hugely flattered and honoured to have been put forward by Menace Magazine for the Pushcart Prize!

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Huge thanks to @matgost.bsky.social for the shout out in his newsletter. Please go ahead an check out Disease of Finitude. It's a killer line-up of horror authors, including Mat! Link below! #horrorbooks #indiehorror #horrorcommunity #horror

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Disease of Finitude is live today! If you love the work of David Cronenberg, this charity anthology should get you salivating. Or producing some kind of discharge anyway. You should get that looked at. Link below! #horror #horrorfiction #booksky #indiehorror #indieauthor #charity #horrorcommunity

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Hey, I'm in this (and it's GROSS). Wanna be disturbed? Check it out. Thanks to @sasharavitch.bsky.social for letting me in. #horror #indiehorror #horrorwriting #booksky

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Great, now I have to kill the Jedi

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The people of LinkedIn are crazy bananapants

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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Jim Horlock @horlockwarlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Important theological discussion.

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