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Horatio Dandy

@horatiodandy.bsky.social
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Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.

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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 5h
Make a TV series ultra Canadian: The Eh Team Thunder Baywatch The Six Million Dollar Manitoban The Toques of Hazzard Sudbury Night Live Mad About Yukon The Crosby Show Pearson of Interest It's Always Sunny in Yellowknife
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 10/10/2026
My liege, we are off hunting. Have you brought your falcon? Nay for I have brought my snail.
We are looking at a manuscript of a hare sat on a fearsome looking greyhound. The hare is wearing a gauntlet on which sits a snail who is absolutely up for the hunt.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's already a centaur: half a man and a horse's ass.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are some terrific campaign slogans this election: No Newt Axes Butter Tarts Now Unlocking NZ's Potent Ale Four Olives This Is No Tar Fur Studio Thicker Edge To Change All Tear A Rower Hole #nzpol
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bride of Crankinspine
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love-struck, yet still felt hollow inside.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a cost of living crisis, I'm just happy anything is getting cheaper.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Squishing Well #ASongOrMovieForSoft
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
• Sal: "Darl, what'd ya want with jousting sticks?" • Darryl: "I dunno. But I reckon they wouldn't come up all that often." • Sal: "Yeah, but they're jousting sticks." • Dale: "How much is a jousting stick worth, Dad?" • Darryl: "Couldn't be more than $250. Depending on the condition."
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alexander taunted the hungry Frenchman.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like it's about to try stealing the Krabby Patty recipe.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kodiak bear has Kodak moment.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I can still hear it meowing."
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caution: Do Not Sit - Wet Paint.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another victim of fowl play
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is going to absolutely ruin his reputation.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please let this fence be electric.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie
WSJ headline that reads "They call him The Profiler--and he's on a one-man mission to hunt down recruit- ment scammers, one fake job listing at a time"
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New display at the Creationist Museum
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The World of Wearable Arts show is amazing, but there were juggling clowns. That's the worst kind of clowns. And the worst kind of jugglers.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Swimming expert? I've dabbled a little.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it's a lesson we all learned after the Treaty of Versailles.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have purchased a car so sexy that it's borderline unethical to drive it in public.
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I am a L I B E R A L because unlike the gop fear does not own me @blutterfy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well hello there, Stephen 👀🪶
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They have that scene in every single Scandinavian crime thriller series.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Born to Bewildered #ASongOrMovieForBeingConfused
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Likes her spaghetti al dante's inferno
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The stuff reams are made of.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(*Radiohead*) 🎶 The blue plastic Nutri-grain And the flakes of a rubber bran In the fake plastic bowl 🎶
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ass Hatchet or Toosh Tomahawk are also acceptable.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will vote for any party that provides all my wants and needs without any cost or inconvenience to myself.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"You are a strong, independent woman."
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Goldilocks' blood stains washed right out.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#ASongOrMovieForConsidering Ponderwall
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Typo in order for fresh scallions.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Isn't that a Joy Division song?
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#TVShowsGoneWrong How I Mate Your Mother
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Blood Incantation
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yet another corporation run by muppets.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Those sculptures might appeal to fetashists, but I have no interest in seeing an exposed pecorino.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Going outside to pick up some free-range oxygen.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That car is really haulin' ananas
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You will obey the sorbet
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks to balding I can't do a man bun, but I could grow a man croissant.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Only rude Canadian you'll ever meet
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's a Chicken Coop de Ville.
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The latest James Bond adventure - Monopussy
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bond: You Only Live Thrice... Thrice
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