Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 5hMake a TV series ultra Canadian: The Eh Team Thunder Baywatch The Six Million Dollar Manitoban The Toques of Hazzard Sudbury Night Live Mad About Yukon The Crosby Show Pearson of Interest It's Always Sunny in Yellowknife 162
Reposted by Horatio DandyMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 10/10/2026My liege, we are off hunting. Have you brought your falcon? Nay for I have brought my snail. 11501125
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He's already a centaur: half a man and a horse's ass. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are some terrific campaign slogans this election: No Newt Axes Butter Tarts Now Unlocking NZ's Potent Ale Four Olives This Is No Tar Fur Studio Thicker Edge To Change All Tear A Rower Hole #nzpol 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In a cost of living crisis, I'm just happy anything is getting cheaper. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026• Sal: "Darl, what'd ya want with jousting sticks?" • Darryl: "I dunno. But I reckon they wouldn't come up all that often." • Sal: "Yeah, but they're jousting sticks." • Dale: "How much is a jousting stick worth, Dad?" • Darryl: "Couldn't be more than $250. Depending on the condition." 021
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Looks like it's about to try stealing the Krabby Patty recipe. 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is going to absolutely ruin his reputation. 000
Reposted by Horatio Dandythe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie 4579
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The World of Wearable Arts show is amazing, but there were juggling clowns. That's the worst kind of clowns. And the worst kind of jugglers. 001
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it's a lesson we all learned after the Treaty of Versailles. 040
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have purchased a car so sexy that it's borderline unethical to drive it in public. 010
Reposted by Horatio DandyI am a L I B E R A L because unlike the gop fear does not own me @blutterfy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well hello there, Stephen 👀🪶 011
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They have that scene in every single Scandinavian crime thriller series. 010
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Born to Bewildered #ASongOrMovieForBeingConfused 182
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(*Radiohead*) 🎶 The blue plastic Nutri-grain And the flakes of a rubber bran In the fake plastic bowl 🎶 001
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ass Hatchet or Toosh Tomahawk are also acceptable. 000
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I will vote for any party that provides all my wants and needs without any cost or inconvenience to myself. 000
Reposted by Horatio DandyHoratio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is Stephen. I never knew my Realhen. 122
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Those sculptures might appeal to fetashists, but I have no interest in seeing an exposed pecorino. 120
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Going outside to pick up some free-range oxygen. 020
Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thanks to balding I can't do a man bun, but I could grow a man croissant. 021