Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Regardless of authenticity of the “new” dire wolf, I do not think we should be attempting to play god with de-extinction. There’s a very well known series of 6 films explaining why 010
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Ty was somehow surprised that I have tix to Yacht Club already… Sir, I haven’t missed a Minnesota Fall Out Boy show in over 15 years; I don’t play. 110
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 02/03/2025If you need me I’ll be at Aldi unlocking the shopping carts with UpDown coins 010
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Sometimes it sucks that me and my bf had very different childhoods bc when he lets out a burp after dinner and I go “hey do you remember when Justin Timberlake won a burping contest against Hugh Jackman at the Kids Choice Awards” and he has no idea what I’m talking about I look genuinely insane 020
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 19/02/2025my mom bought her ‘72 chevelle in ‘87 and sold it to my cousin in the early 00’s. he fixed it, upgraded the hell out of it, and is now going to sell it so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap 110
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 11/02/2025bf’s been sleeping on the couch while recovering from surgery, and i’m so selflessly taking on the noble task of sleeping right in the middle of the bed to even out the impressions 🫡 010
Reposted by VicSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10/02/2025The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night. 2271174
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Drake really just got annihilated by a cutie patootie on live TV 031
Reposted by VicYearner Herzog @possiblybuaydubz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025ready for the “Super Bowl” 151
Reposted by VicPhil Yu @angryasianman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Super Bowl, aka the best three hours of the year to go to Costco. 1651942
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 06/02/2025when your tax returns and payday hit at the same time and the tattoo shop starts calling you like the green goblin mask 010
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They should invent a pharmacy that doesn’t fucking suck 010
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It’s just me and my Pilot G-2 10 Gel Roller pen against the world 000
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 31/01/2025A year and a half later I still haven’t recovered from the emotional devastation inflicted by Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever) Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃 000
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The ovation Fleury is getting in Montreal 🥹 and the commentators being silent the whole time 🥹🥹🥹 010
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Thinking bout how my bf’s mom’s ex would always randomly drop by her house, chug a massive glass of milk, then just leave. He lived 15 minutes away 120
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 29/01/2025First thing I see on the internet this morning is a millennial content farm with a video of @jw91.bsky.social connecting Hero by Enrique Iglesias to Horse Sense 100
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I have a genuine hatred for how ticket prices for shows are gate kept until they go on sale these days 020
Reposted by VicAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/01/2025‘i am jack’s smirking revenge’ i growl under my breath as i stuff brenda from accounting’s morning bagels into my bra 617441
Reposted by Vic🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 23/01/2025I'm going to donate these bags of old clothes to Goodwill. But first, I'm going to drive around with them in my trunk for two months. 7457432
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Not sure what’s crazier; the fact that I played the Bluey soundtrack on the way home for my dog who’s recently developed car anxiety (we play Bluey for him at home and he loves it), or the fact that it WORKED tremendously 100
Reposted by VicAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground. 419914962119212
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 24/01/2025had to hit the ‘flop on the bed to button my skinny jeans’ this morning, feeling so spiritually connected to my early teens rn 100
Reposted by Vicmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/11/2024i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall 2248166452
Vic @hopelessenough.bsky.social · 16/11/2024tuning into the tyson paul fight has me feeling like im wearing a dunce cap 020