I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just watched i saw the tv glow, honestly just confused and a little scared lol 110
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Starting this new unhealth journey where I go out to jog while smoking a cigarette 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Leaked alternate lyrics for 2007 by Charli xcx: I can take you to heaven like it’s 666-7, pop star in my bedroom like it’s 666-7 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My friend is moving to Dublin so I made her a Beatles notebook,,,, hope the animosity is only toward the British state and not,,,, them 110
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My friends boyfriend who i haven’t seen in a while (the friend not the boyfriend) just posted a pic of them kissing and i did not recognize her my heart dropped out of my chest 020
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Trying on outfits for the festival I’m going to,,,, realizing I either need to cut my hair or kill myself 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Okay so I’m basic and a CHILD thank you quiz thank you, tell me something I don’t know 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026New charli album so good new steve lacy album so good, might not have to kms this early autumn! 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Bought a new jacket but its too expensive for what it is but I want it for this festival I’m going to,,,,, sorry wallet you’re gonna have to accept thisstatic.klipy.comNosolohit: Monkey Eating and Looking AroundALT: Nosolohit: Monkey Eating and Looking Around 000
Reposted by I’m a hoot!miss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026finally going to take my driving theory test after procrastinating it for 3 yearsstatic.klipy.comFullofwhimsy Fun And WhimsyALT: Fullofwhimsy Fun And Whimsy 141
Reposted by I’m a hoot!miss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026giving people life updates when I have no partner and no jobstatic.klipy.comSilly DogALT: Silly Dog 041
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ghosting people while being ghosted,,,, paradox somewhere in there 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Was in Albania last week sorry if you guys weren’t informed but,,,, Balkan trajectories changed forever 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Men on hinge be like, i relax by: drinking beer, i know thebest place in town for beers, beers beers beers. Like I thought we were all supposed to be gay??? 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Whenever a famous person is in Stockholm I check my work chat to see if they’re staying at my job,,,, Addison please tell me my boss just doesn’t know who you are 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Bought havaianas even doe i have hobbitfeet! #shireboysummer 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Like omg vm.tiktok.com/ZNRExfMmU/vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 210
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Looksmaxxers must not be aware of call me by your name era timothee cuz like genuinely why would you even try when you know you don’t look like that 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Lowkey realizing i was good at drawing back when i was actively drawing,,,,, funny how that works out 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My sister lowkey becoming famous,,,,, “don’t thank god we made the wrong people famous” 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Tanning is so fucking boring but being pale in Sweden means everyone will shoot you and laugh at you and beat you with sticksstatic.klipy.comMuppet Show: Lynn Redgrave with Gonzo on the RackALT: Muppet Show: Lynn Redgrave with Gonzo on the Rack 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Another one!static.klipy.comDerry Girls: Michelle Mallon & FriendALT: Derry Girls: Michelle Mallon & Friend 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Post a character you love and I don’t think I have any oomfs that haven’t been tagged,,,,,,static.klipy.comEven and Isak's Sweet Moment in SkamALT: Even and Isak's Sweet Moment in Skam 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Got this ad for what I thought was a really cool small stool (didn’t mean for that to rhyme) but it turns out it’s a scented candle,,,,, 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Reading the replies to my Ashley reese tweet,,,, oh how joyous life can be 120
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Recently discovered putting ice in rosé,,,, thought I hated rose but this is gonna be a problem this summer,,,,static.klipy.comPot Of Greed Ceramic JugALT: Pot Of Greed Ceramic Jug 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026So ready to buy this merino wool hat for 40€ but then i swiped and turns out its for children,,,,, who could’ve guessed 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Working tomorrow what if a big rock just falls over and kills me 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Accidentally sent a fire bitmoji to someone I used to talk to on his public Snapchat story (don’t ask I don’t wanna talk about it)static.klipy.comStan Twitter Shut Up Stan Twitter Clothes IronALT: Stan Twitter Shut Up Stan Twitter Clothes Iron 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026People are so boring I’m done with dating like,,,, thank you to the two people who participated 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Guy i ghosted just posted a story from the rooftop bar at my place of workstatic.klipy.comBpk Stan Twitter: Woman Waving HandALT: Bpk Stan Twitter: Woman Waving Hand 030
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026How to not fall in love after one date how to not fall in love after one date how to not fall in love after one date 030
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I hate tall homosexuals,,,,, i thought we were all supposed to be short but okay 030
Reposted by I’m a hoot!bunnity 🙂 @confessbunny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The way ACs look evil to me now, especially from outside like evil boxes making outside hotter, they're just as eerie as wind turbines lowkey. 031
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“Hinge most compatible” and it’s the worst person in the world,,,,,, 150
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Some people you know reaktion be beating the notion that people back when used to look older 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I feel so embarrassed rn like do you think anyone could guess what I’m gonna do tonight,,,,, 020
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My sister genuinely ran away for a while once when my dad did this 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Why is tanning soooooo boring like im doing the same stuff id do inside but now it sucks 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Guy i was obsessed with last summer has become so ugly🙏🙏😛static.klipy.comFreedomALT: Freedom 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ordered some stuff from Zara #sorry really excited for it to Come doe 000
Reposted by I’m a hoot!I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Trying to find that quote from I love LA but it just looks like I’m trying to use Rachel Senott as some sort of ai assistant 001
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thrifted some good stuff again,,,,,, saw the most beautiful man in the process,,,, 000
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My works table numbering system pisses me the fuck off like absolute anarchy actually why are some numbers staggered and others not also what’s up with chefs station starting at 4 and switching to 16 after 12 220
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026University is so fake I just turned in an assignment 3 months and a week late like who cares 010
I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just experienced turning my omelette into scrambled eggs but falafel to gravel 130
