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I’m a hoot!

@hootleneck.bsky.social
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great soundtrack doe
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just watched i saw the tv glow, honestly just confused and a little scared lol
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Starting this new unhealth journey where I go out to jog while smoking a cigarette
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank youuuu! I can’t take too much credit doe I stole it from pinterest lollll, I’m not talented enough to draw likeness
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Leaked alternate lyrics for 2007 by Charli xcx: I can take you to heaven like it’s 666-7, pop star in my bedroom like it’s 666-7
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My friend is moving to Dublin so I made her a Beatles notebook,,,, hope the animosity is only toward the British state and not,,,, them
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My friends boyfriend who i haven’t seen in a while (the friend not the boyfriend) just posted a pic of them kissing and i did not recognize her my heart dropped out of my chest
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not easy being an Everyman huh
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trying on outfits for the festival I’m going to,,,, realizing I either need to cut my hair or kill myself
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yesss it was so prettyyyyy, especially their garbage system,,,,
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay so I’m basic and a CHILD thank you quiz thank you, tell me something I don’t know
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New charli album so good new steve lacy album so good, might not have to kms this early autumn!
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bought a new jacket but its too expensive for what it is but I want it for this festival I’m going to,,,,, sorry wallet you’re gonna have to accept this
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Nosolohit: Monkey Eating and Looking Around
ALT: Nosolohit: Monkey Eating and Looking Around
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sorry bro i got lost in the ethernet,,,, barely got any pics without my friends was gonna cover them up but cant be bothered sorry to them,,,, food was so good to and so warm and sunny beautiful!
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You’re being so relatable today
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miss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
finally going to take my driving theory test after procrastinating it for 3 years
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Fullofwhimsy Fun And Whimsy
ALT: Fullofwhimsy Fun And Whimsy
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miss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
giving people life updates when I have no partner and no job
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Silly Dog
ALT: Silly Dog
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ghosting people while being ghosted,,,, paradox somewhere in there
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Was in Albania last week sorry if you guys weren’t informed but,,,, Balkan trajectories changed forever
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a skinny gremlin is in your future
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Girl fuck it i want that gremlin mask
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes balding men are so hot sorry
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Men on hinge be like, i relax by: drinking beer, i know thebest place in town for beers, beers beers beers. Like I thought we were all supposed to be gay???
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Whenever a famous person is in Stockholm I check my work chat to see if they’re staying at my job,,,, Addison please tell me my boss just doesn’t know who you are
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bought havaianas even doe i have hobbitfeet! #shireboysummer
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No truly like we have uv 4 for two hours a day if there’s no clouds like,,,, we’re made to be pasty there’s no way around it
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Right like
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sorry for the link it wouldn’t let me download but,,,, skam skins haaland Bellingham
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Like omg vm.tiktok.com/ZNRExfMmU/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looksmaxxers must not be aware of call me by your name era timothee cuz like genuinely why would you even try when you know you don’t look like that
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lowkey realizing i was good at drawing back when i was actively drawing,,,,, funny how that works out
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My sister lowkey becoming famous,,,,, “don’t thank god we made the wrong people famous”
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tanning is so fucking boring but being pale in Sweden means everyone will shoot you and laugh at you and beat you with sticks
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Muppet Show: Lynn Redgrave with Gonzo on the Rack
ALT: Muppet Show: Lynn Redgrave with Gonzo on the Rack
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This speaks for them both btw I couldn’t choose between my two boyfs,,,,
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Evak Skam: Sweet Hug in Car
ALT: Evak Skam: Sweet Hug in Car
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Like😭 it’s worded so funny too im sry
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Another one!
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Derry Girls: Michelle Mallon & Friend
ALT: Derry Girls: Michelle Mallon & Friend
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Post a character you love and I don’t think I have any oomfs that haven’t been tagged,,,,,,
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Even and Isak's Sweet Moment in Skam
ALT: Even and Isak's Sweet Moment in Skam
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got this ad for what I thought was a really cool small stool (didn’t mean for that to rhyme) but it turns out it’s a scented candle,,,,,
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honestly more of a fuck you to not even eat peppa, just in it for the love of the game
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Also the one under😭😭 sorry that happened to you queen
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s with the monkey abuse doe?
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Reading the replies to my Ashley reese tweet,,,, oh how joyous life can be
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I remember walking around Italy on vacation having anime pfps telling me to kill myself cuz i wore jorts,,, i wonder what they’re wearing rn.,,,
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
LMAOOOOO😭
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Recently discovered putting ice in rosé,,,, thought I hated rose but this is gonna be a problem this summer,,,,
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Pot Of Greed Ceramic Jug
ALT: Pot Of Greed Ceramic Jug
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So ready to buy this merino wool hat for 40€ but then i swiped and turns out its for children,,,,, who could’ve guessed
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Working tomorrow what if a big rock just falls over and kills me
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Accidentally sent a fire bitmoji to someone I used to talk to on his public Snapchat story (don’t ask I don’t wanna talk about it)
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Stan Twitter Shut Up Stan Twitter Clothes Iron
ALT: Stan Twitter Shut Up Stan Twitter Clothes Iron
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The fittest person you know is a dancer like how can I get into that without like just starting in a dance troupe
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I’m a hoot! @hootleneck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And dancers too wtf
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