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@hookturn.bsky.social
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Writer and former oncology nurse living in Naarm (Melbourne, Australia). Interests include: • Australian folklore, poetry and film • English language haiku • Gothic novels • Psychedelic music Formally “WeirdMelbs” clembyard.com

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 18h
I hate it when I see comical cartoon chickens on a charcoal chicken joint If you’re going to eat other animals the least you can do is give them due respect
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sausage rolls on a green pattern plate
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@haikubob.bsky.social
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every year Rob Scott (HaikuBob) and the Australian Haiku Society (HaikuOZ) hosts an AFL Grand Finial Day Kukai. It is string of AFL Grand Final related haiku which anyone is welcome to join. raw meat puff pastry the morning of the game australianhaikusociety.org/2026/09/23/t...
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The 2026 AFL Grand Final Haiku Kukai
Welcome to the annual celebration of Australian footy and haiku! Calling haiku poets from all over the planet to participate in the Annual AFL Grand Final Haiku Kukai for 2026. Over the past decade…
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stunning! I love / hate / love nasturtium leaves ~
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is Zuckerberg’s style:
Mark Zuckerberg avatar from Facebook’s failed virtual reality project
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sounds like a capital offence . . .!
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the one in Kensington — not a great photo but I’ll try to take a better one when I’m at the pool next (presume I’ll have to get permission as it is actually in the main pool area)
Barge decorated as a short-finned eel used in an event at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Naarm / Melbourne
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that one is the Conger Eel (Source — Melbourne Playgrounds website)
A barge decorated with a conger eel that was part of an event at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Naarm / Melbourne
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The eel that represented Australia is at the Kensington swimming pool (this is what prompted my interest) I can remember feeling rather unimpressed by them at the time but I’ve grown to quite like them now
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sculpture of a Seychelles Blenny located near the Maribynong River in Avondale Heights. #Melbourne #Naarm @mholsworth.bsky.social clembyard.com/2026/09/25/t...
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The Maribynong Blenny
Sculpture of a Seychelles Blenny located at the entrance to the Canning Reserve in Avondale Heights. When the 2006 Commonwealth Games were held in Melbourne a series of sculptures of fish and other…
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Now you’re just some creature that I used to know . . .” This weekend I watched #Frankenstein (2025) dir. #GuillermoDelToro #CharlesDance & #ChristophWaltz . . .! #GothicNovel #HorrorMovie #Gotye #Elordi There’s a #TinyReview on my website, a #OneMinuteRead clembyard.com/2026/09/20/n...
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Now You’re Just Some Creature That I Used to Know
Jacob Elordi from the 2025 film version of “Frankenstein”, Gotye from the 2011 film clip for the song “Somebody That I Used to Know” (images from YouTube, collages by the author) This weekend I wat…
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a tiny review on my website — a #OneMinuteRead clembyard.com/2026/09/20/n...
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Now You’re Just Some Creature That I Used to Know
Jacob Elordi from the 2025 film version of “Frankenstein”, Gotye from the 2011 film clip for the song “Somebody That I Used to Know” (images from YouTube, collages by the author) This weekend I wat…
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oooh, I loved the song Dead of Night — I’ll have to give the new album a spin
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moonlight Grevillea follow the path to the supermarket carpark moonlight grevillea #haiku #OzHaiku #Melbourne #Naarm
A pale yellow grevillea flower on a background of green leaves
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
539209-sweet-summer-dreams
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am suitably scandalised
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I only bust out the sherry when the vicar and the church ladies are over for afternoon tea ~
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Posh shandies for chaps who get around in bike short (No shade)
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😒 Hmmm . . . seems a bit . . . unrefined . . . Not sure I completely approve
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just had a flashback *shudder*
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yup. Nu name. Lots of big changes in my off-line life and now I’m back and feeling brand new. I’ve made myself a new name — I needs to branch out and post about some non-facebook-marketplace stuff . . . so #HookTurn it is
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@realphilgold.bsky.social @crowbar.wtf Thx for the shout out! (I’m finally back in town!)
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bravo! (If you’re going back to the bar I’ll have one myself 🙂)
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All the good times we’ve had we can have again . . .
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ll be honest, even though I like a nice full strength XPA, I can see the point of a shandy Blazing hot day where you’re already sweated a couple of litres . . . taking a break from making a wall out of volcanic rocks but know you’ve got more to do before you can knock off for the day . . .
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A stout shandy . . .? I’ve had a Black & Tan, but never a stout shandy . . . A new pleasure awaits me 😁
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤣 A wine drinker marrying into a shandy family . . .! It sounds like a classic Australian love story . . .! They could at least have offered you a “Dry & Dry” 🧐 #MixedMarraiges #MixedDrinks
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’d either completely missed that or somehow forgotten — great shout either way. I’m no Tony Abbott fan but I think it was very poor form for the media to call his masculinity into question because he chose to order a classic Australian beverage. #MoreShandies #LessKnighthoods
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#shandygaff
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fabulous! I asked Mum and Dad — Mum said Grandma kept a bottle of beer in the icebox in case of visitors who might need a shandy Dad said his Grandmother was a Methodist but his Grandpa still had a shandy on Christmas Day
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does anybody remember a time when shandies were a regular order in Australian pubs? #Melbourne #Naarm #MixedDrinks #TheLadiesBar
A can of shandy (a mix of beer and lemonade but in this instance less than 1% alcohol)
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Fascinating She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I was watching a couple of the scenes where the old newspapers guys were sitting around deciding on the headlines for the next day and I was thinking – it’s almost impossible to imagine a film this dialogue intensive now – it felt hard to keep up with them & I feel it’s because I’m out of practice!
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
TY I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago The Parallax View I must check out
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It feels, honestly, almost quaint that anyone should care about any of the things the characters in the movie are stressing about The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy? Who cares? Big whoop. False news. #LookOverHere
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I can imagine myself watching it 20 years ago thinking it was a story of people of principle – heros – fighting to save #democracy Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Watched #AllThePresidentsMen on #SBS tonight I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
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Watch All the President's Men
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
There was a time not long ago when accounts like his didn’t exist on Bluesky Block and move on
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
1 minute he’s – Victoria is fast becoming the “hate state” Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts” You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social Don’t bother replying “Alan” 1st I reported you, now you’re blocked
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you think this sort of vile behaviour will get more people to agree with you you’re 100% wrong Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The way you’re speaking towards @ovensriver3741.bsky.social is completely unacceptable She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TY 😊
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just replied to @fladdle.bsky.social as well I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon (Got a few good things saved up and ready to go) w.
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Thanks @fladdle.bsky.social Just been taking a break while I had a bit on Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁 w.
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ned Kelly and his gang are iconic figures here in South Eastern Australia (Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality)
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Mr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
One from the vaults! Fabulous Animals by Sir David Attenborough and Molly Cox (BBC 1976), based on the TV series of the name in which Sir David investigated all manner of mythical beasts!
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Context www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...
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AI band fools millions - so why is Spotify peddling their 'music'?
If something seems a little strange to you about The Velvet Sundown, a band with more than 1 million monthly listeners on Spotify, you're not wrong.
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify OK Thx
Two dudes who look a bit like Milli Vanilli standing on a beach at sunset
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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Two more . . . It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection
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