HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 18hI hate it when I see comical cartoon chickens on a charcoal chicken joint If you’re going to eat other animals the least you can do is give them due respect 110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every year Rob Scott (HaikuBob) and the Australian Haiku Society (HaikuOZ) hosts an AFL Grand Finial Day Kukai. It is string of AFL Grand Final related haiku which anyone is welcome to join. raw meat puff pastry the morning of the game australianhaikusociety.org/2026/09/23/t...australianhaikusociety.orgThe 2026 AFL Grand Final Haiku KukaiWelcome to the annual celebration of Australian footy and haiku! Calling haiku poets from all over the planet to participate in the Annual AFL Grand Final Haiku Kukai for 2026. Over the past decade… 294
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the one in Kensington — not a great photo but I’ll try to take a better one when I’m at the pool next (presume I’ll have to get permission as it is actually in the main pool area) 010
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think that one is the Conger Eel (Source — Melbourne Playgrounds website) 210
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The eel that represented Australia is at the Kensington swimming pool (this is what prompted my interest) I can remember feeling rather unimpressed by them at the time but I’ve grown to quite like them now 110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sculpture of a Seychelles Blenny located near the Maribynong River in Avondale Heights. #Melbourne #Naarm @mholsworth.bsky.social clembyard.com/2026/09/25/t...clembyard.comThe Maribynong BlennySculpture of a Seychelles Blenny located at the entrance to the Canning Reserve in Avondale Heights. When the 2006 Commonwealth Games were held in Melbourne a series of sculptures of fish and other… 1110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Now you’re just some creature that I used to know . . .” This weekend I watched #Frankenstein (2025) dir. #GuillermoDelToro #CharlesDance & #ChristophWaltz . . .! #GothicNovel #HorrorMovie #Gotye #Elordi There’s a #TinyReview on my website, a #OneMinuteRead clembyard.com/2026/09/20/n...clembyard.comNow You’re Just Some Creature That I Used to KnowJacob Elordi from the 2025 film version of “Frankenstein”, Gotye from the 2011 film clip for the song “Somebody That I Used to Know” (images from YouTube, collages by the author) This weekend I wat… 041
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is a tiny review on my website — a #OneMinuteRead clembyard.com/2026/09/20/n...clembyard.comNow You’re Just Some Creature That I Used to KnowJacob Elordi from the 2025 film version of “Frankenstein”, Gotye from the 2011 film clip for the song “Somebody That I Used to Know” (images from YouTube, collages by the author) This weekend I wat… 000
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oooh, I loved the song Dead of Night — I’ll have to give the new album a spin 010
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Moonlight Grevillea follow the path to the supermarket carpark moonlight grevillea #haiku #OzHaiku #Melbourne #Naarm 0132
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I only bust out the sherry when the vicar and the church ladies are over for afternoon tea ~ 120
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Posh shandies for chaps who get around in bike short (No shade) 110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026😒 Hmmm . . . seems a bit . . . unrefined . . . Not sure I completely approve 110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yup. Nu name. Lots of big changes in my off-line life and now I’m back and feeling brand new. I’ve made myself a new name — I needs to branch out and post about some non-facebook-marketplace stuff . . . so #HookTurn it is 020
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@realphilgold.bsky.social @crowbar.wtf Thx for the shout out! (I’m finally back in town!) 020
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bravo! (If you’re going back to the bar I’ll have one myself 🙂) 010
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ll be honest, even though I like a nice full strength XPA, I can see the point of a shandy Blazing hot day where you’re already sweated a couple of litres . . . taking a break from making a wall out of volcanic rocks but know you’ve got more to do before you can knock off for the day . . . 130
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A stout shandy . . .? I’ve had a Black & Tan, but never a stout shandy . . . A new pleasure awaits me 😁 130
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🤣 A wine drinker marrying into a shandy family . . .! It sounds like a classic Australian love story . . .! They could at least have offered you a “Dry & Dry” 🧐 #MixedMarraiges #MixedDrinks 120
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’d either completely missed that or somehow forgotten — great shout either way. I’m no Tony Abbott fan but I think it was very poor form for the media to call his masculinity into question because he chose to order a classic Australian beverage. #MoreShandies #LessKnighthoods 010
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fabulous! I asked Mum and Dad — Mum said Grandma kept a bottle of beer in the icebox in case of visitors who might need a shandy Dad said his Grandmother was a Methodist but his Grandpa still had a shandy on Christmas Day 120
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Does anybody remember a time when shandies were a regular order in Australian pubs? #Melbourne #Naarm #MixedDrinks #TheLadiesBar 12431
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Fascinating She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life 009
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I was watching a couple of the scenes where the old newspapers guys were sitting around deciding on the headlines for the next day and I was thinking – it’s almost impossible to imagine a film this dialogue intensive now – it felt hard to keep up with them & I feel it’s because I’m out of practice! 110
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025TY I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago The Parallax View I must check out 020
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It feels, honestly, almost quaint that anyone should care about any of the things the characters in the movie are stressing about The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy? Who cares? Big whoop. False news. #LookOverHere 0130
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I can imagine myself watching it 20 years ago thinking it was a story of people of principle – heros – fighting to save #democracy Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame 180
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Watched #AllThePresidentsMen on #SBS tonight I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...sbs.com.auWatch All the President's MenWatch All the President's Men for free with SBS On Demand, your ultimate destination for diverse entertainment. Stream now! 5374
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025There was a time not long ago when accounts like his didn’t exist on Bluesky Block and move on 010
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 27/08/20251 minute he’s – Victoria is fast becoming the “hate state” Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts” You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social Don’t bother replying “Alan” 1st I reported you, now you’re blocked 000
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025If you think this sort of vile behaviour will get more people to agree with you you’re 100% wrong Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness 000
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025The way you’re speaking towards @ovensriver3741.bsky.social is completely unacceptable She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse 200
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Just replied to @fladdle.bsky.social as well I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon (Got a few good things saved up and ready to go) w. 150
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Thanks @fladdle.bsky.social Just been taking a break while I had a bit on Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁 w. 150
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Ned Kelly and his gang are iconic figures here in South Eastern Australia (Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality) 110
Reposted by HookTurnMr Jim Moon @hypnogoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2025One from the vaults! Fabulous Animals by Sir David Attenborough and Molly Cox (BBC 1976), based on the TV series of the name in which Sir David investigated all manner of mythical beasts! 2182
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Context www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...dailymail.co.ukAI band fools millions - so why is Spotify peddling their 'music'?If something seems a little strange to you about The Velvet Sundown, a band with more than 1 million monthly listeners on Spotify, you're not wrong. 040
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify OK Thx 180
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Two more . . . It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection 010