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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is Zuckerberg’s style:

HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the one in Kensington — not a great photo but I’ll try to take a better one when I’m at the pool next (presume I’ll have to get permission as it is actually in the main pool area)

Barge decorated as a short-finned eel used in an event at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Naarm / Melbourne

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think that one is the Conger Eel (Source — Melbourne Playgrounds website)

A barge decorated with a conger eel that was part of an event at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Naarm / Melbourne

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Moonlight Grevillea follow the path to the supermarket carpark moonlight grevillea #haiku #OzHaiku #Melbourne #Naarm

A pale yellow grevillea flower on a background of green leaves

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Does anybody remember a time when shandies were a regular order in Australian pubs? #Melbourne #Naarm #MixedDrinks #TheLadiesBar

A can of shandy (a mix of beer and lemonade but in this instance less than 1% alcohol)

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify OK Thx

Two dudes who look a bit like Milli Vanilli standing on a beach at sunset

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

New dating profile pic Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date* My DMs are open * Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace

Dude with a top hat and a ridiculous moustache

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Folks, you know I love a shop mannequin This one was made in Japan $400 pick up from #Brighton #Darling No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong I live in #EastBrighton I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in But I live in Brighton

A purple shop mannequin of a teenage boy

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I’m the new fool in town

Humpty Hump from the Digital Underground

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Rule 1 Never ever stand behind one of these things Pick up #Richmond

A shooting target poster – a life-sized baddie pointing a pistol printed on cardboard

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

You know I can’t resist stuff that is sold as being “perfect for the man cave” . . . . . . It’s always completely and utterly hideous Take this six foot tall inflatable Jim Beam bottle for instance . . . Stay classy #Essendon, stay classy #ManCave #SkipAmericanDrinks

Six foot tall inflatable Jim Beam bottle

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

That, my dear Murder, is a bonafide Sawfish (with built in letter opener), sometimes known as a Carpenter Shark, but according to Wikipedia actually a type of Ray 😬 🪚🦈

A sawfish which looks a bit like a shark with a long serrated nose

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Generously described as a “Shark Letterbox Vintage Folk Art” $40 Pick up in #HamptonPark #LetterboxBitesPostie

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Barney Wearing #woad Fuck imperialists . . .

A black and white dog with blue dye on him

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Continuing my investigation into gardening ornaments in #Kensington Today we have a cast iron dragon with a fabric #Easter Bunny head stuck in top of it ~

Cast iron dragon with a fabric Easter bunny’s head stuck in top

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Spotted in someone’s front yard as I wandered aimlessly around the streets of #Kensington #LookMaNoHands

A stuffed pale pink one piece with a motorbike helmet for a head, lying on a banana lounge

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

If you’re in #Wodonga have we got a deal for you Thx to @asherwolf.bsky.social for the tip . . .!

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Yo . . .! Anybody partying in the inner western suburbs of #Naarm tonight? ‘cause #ILikeMyOatmealLumpy

Humpy from the Digital Underground rap group, he’s wearing a white bearskin hat and a Groucho Marx mask

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This object is described as “a beautiful ornament brought from Taiwan over 30 years ago” 😒😳🫨 $35 bucks Pick up in #Vermont

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy . . . ballerina 😒 These items cost $280 and you can pick them up in #StAlbans

Religious plaster statues in front of a picture of a ballerina

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Here’s the other Kryal Castle prop I posted some time last year (Do you think the fetishists would like this too?)

Puppet of a bearded king with a purple silver face

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

What am I bid for these prime pieces of Australian kitsch? Do I hear $250 . . .? Pick up from #Werribee #koala #kangaroo #joey #GardenOrnaments #Australiana #concrete #kitschiness

Concrete koala and kangaroo garden ornaments

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Way out ahead of you Fred: The maximum security wing at Pentridge was unironically called Jika Jika (pictured) The “youth justice facility” in Parkville was called Turana There are others too . . . #AboriginalPlaceNames #AboriginalIncarceration #Australia #Melbourne #Naarm

Maximum security wing at Pentridge prison in Melbourne

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Pumpkin scones . . . Donald Trump’s skin . . . . . . the colour orange just gives me the ick ~ (Image via Channel 9)

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Face off (. . . and loving it)

Face half Travolta and half Cage from the movie Face Off

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Yeah, a leopard is eating my head . . . What of it . . .? It’s exactly what I wanted to happen all along ~ 🐆 🧔‍♂️ @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

#DinnerTime Seller states – The spoons & forks are very fragile & bend easily. It does work. Missing one hand but you can buy a replacement kits online. Ideal for that kitsch kitchen or someone who works in hospitality as a normality gift. The battery is flat. #CompleteNormality #NarreWarrenSouth

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Lotus $15 Pick up only (too heavy to post) #Bellfield

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Join us at #Tasmania’s great new #GastroDestination “Geur van Zelm” Feast on our signature “salmon with bladderwrack & salmon-lipid foam, served on #BrunyIsland rocks” ~ “Incredible! You can really taste the environmental destruction! Highly recommended! 4/5 stars” Angus, #Bonbeach Victoria.

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Thought for the day: Someone should invent slow release alcohol ~ 50c per empty wine bottle Pick up in #Balwyn

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

Staypuff Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Ever wanted to see an electric sex toy made out of a mollusc . . .? Here’s your big chance . . .! (If you’re feeling a bit prudish I’ve hidden the offending article behind a content warning) $50, pick up from #TurnersBeach #Tasmania Added bonus feature – it glows when you switch it on . . .!

A large pink conch with an electric wire coming out of it

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Wooden frame $200 Would suit a hobbit or maybe an admiral (retired) Pick up from #OceanGrove

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Time to bring back the terry towelling giggle hat ~ (I’m pretty sure this is Greg Chappell)

Greg Chappell (I think) wearing a white hat

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I didn’t make it (but I et it) Cinnamon scroll cake thingie from an SBS recipe

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HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

How people get away with selling their fascist memorabilia on Facebook Marketplace I will never know . . . 150 deutschemarks for the pair Pick up in #Seaford

Two plaster poodles with bleach toothbrush moustaches

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