Reposted by Matthew 🦈BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026This is one of those cases where I hope the judge says “and the verdict is,” and then the defendant immediately falls into a trap door to hell 1431718 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026... 15070652002 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203323671 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason 703751924 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 09/03/2026The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs. Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks 361026221 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect. 181479421 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people 5159401252 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026From The Archives:theonion.comChuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid... 5366231487 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026theonion.com/this-war-wil... 433635813 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/02/2026For the first time in 25 years of Gallup polling, more Americans say they sympathize with Palestinians than with Israelis. 441716355 0
Reposted by Matthew 🦈Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent. In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person. www.reuters.com/business/des... 361147476 0
