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Providing you with periodic AccuHonk forecasts, weather permitting. www.change.org/p/save-our-flag-mean…

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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
At this time, clowns are encouraged to slip their red noses into an oversized pocket while staring into the middle distance. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Be advised that clowning has been reported in clusters throughout the region. Clowns are encouraged to gently honk their noses while nodding solemnly.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Don't You Want Us Netflix
YouTube video by escargot cargo
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
honk it through #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
two geese wearing clown noses, dressed as ed and stede from ofmd. behind them is a whole crew of goslings honking, also wearing clown noses. they're dressed as izzy, buttons, lucius, black pete, auntie, zheng, oluwande, jim, archie, frenchie, wee john, roach, fang, ivan, the swede, and spanish jackie.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
For posterity, a cameo from our captain 🫡 🤡 #HonkItThroughAsACrew www.cameo.com/recipient/65...
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Rhys Darby for 17 OFMD fans who like to clown & honk
Connect with your favorite stars.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yes, we shared it back on Twitter! But we’ll share again now so folks can see 🤡
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Clowns may notice a sudden chill in the air due to the flapping of goose wings from unseen clouds above. Please remain vigilant. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Clowns may have witnessed cloud formations in the shape of silly geese near their locations. Be advised that honk storms may be imminent. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Clowns are advised that honky conditions may lead to excessive clowning in their vicinity. Please warm up your clown cars as able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Our honkologists will take that under advisement!
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Clowns are advised that miscellaneous honkery overnight may have contributed to clown clouds throughout the day. Please bring a tiny umbrella when moving about the area. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Intermittent honks have been reported through the afternoon and early evening. Clowns are encouraged to keep their red noses polished and ready. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Clowns may be called to dust off their noses and polish their honking implements. Please be sure to clear the vicinity of tripping hazards should a little dance be required. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
“Today” can be roughly translated as “HONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.
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Maddie 🏴‍☠️ #LongLiveOFMD @maddie-stc.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Seems legit. #NeverStopClowning #LongLiveOFMD
Screenshot of a digital crossword puzzle.  Clue is "honking collective," answer is typed in as "Our Flag Fandom."
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Glory to the great clowning
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
We have experienced an unprecedented level of honk storms of every possible variety this evening. We encourage clowns to rest, recharge, and prepare for a heightened honk forecast in all corners of the globe.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@netflix.com u up?
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Manip by Honkologist @latinkraken.bsky.social 😌
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Patchwork Pirate Bear @patchworkbear.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Honk honk, pirate pals! It's lovely having hope 🤞💖 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife
Colouring sheet of geese going honk.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A Netflix interviewer, you say? 🤡 www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...
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Don't You Want Us Netflix
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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did everyone get cake? @dideveryonegetcake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
renewal tomorrow #ofmd
a screenshot from our flag means death featuring ed teach and stede bonnet photoshopped badly so that ed's handing stede a red clown nose while wearing a clown nose of his own. stede's looking at the clown nose with an expression of awe and humility on his face. he will respect the clown as we live to honk another day SEASON 3 ON NETFLIX HERE WE COME BABY
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
🙏🫡
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Our captain is ready, willing, and able to set sail once more. If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint honking of geese in the background of this interview. We advise clowns to don their red noses at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
DON’T STO—
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Clowns at #SFROP have reported that our captain has engaged in musical honking. Miscellaneous honking may occur in your vicinity, especially if you are watching the series finale of The Sopranos. Please clown accordingly.
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Honk Weather Control Center @honkforecast.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Our honk will go on 🙏🫡 youtu.be/tW_4fgmaQ7w?...
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Our Honk Will Go On
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