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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h

Spiner Internal Monologue: ...it this a trap?

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 3h

Some guy named Red Williams or something.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 4h

Well that was an easy mute

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h

David Attenborogh: and so the balance of life continues,but the pinata gnome has no time to relax, for the woods are full of predators *Predator theme intensifies*

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Headcanon: there were no goats in The Matrix because they'd just crawl up walls and ignore gravity.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 9h

So who the hell is voting for this?? If everybody's a bot???

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 12h

Oh he's cute...but he'll also gut you if you get too close.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 12h

God: LOOK I DIDN'T INVENT THAT. NOBODY INVENTED THAT IT'S JUST BEEN HERE AND PISSED AND WE DON'T KNOW WHY OR HOW

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 13h

You tell me that Smashing Pumpkins by Smashing Pumpkins would rock? You wouldn't listen to "Nathanial Raitcliffe and the Night Sweats" by Nathanial Raitcliffe and the Night Sweats?!

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 13h

Wow did not need AI to make this

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 13h

These dummies are delicious! And need high doses of Clozapine!!

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 13h

Call your senators to support my "Bad Company by Bad Company Act" demanding all musical bands must write and publish a song with the title of thier band name.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 15h

I cannot wait for Ukraine to take over Russia. I just really need Putin and his Russia to be a power in this Stupidest World War.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h

Hollywood Insider Sources verify that in Avengers Doomsday, when the Fantastic 4 meet the Avengers they stop for 20 minutes asking Mr. Fantastic about how his stretching powers affect his dick. It's just that scene in Mallrats.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Watch 1,2, and the reboot. The rest range from "ok but not a Hellraiser " to "dear god why?"

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Man who has definitely thrown a glass at a servant and probably directly murdered at least once demands you to not hurt his Playstation's fee fees.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I mean, it doesn't feel like World Mental Health Day

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I still don't know if this started as a sci-fi that got forced into a romance, or a romance that got sci-fi forced into it.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These scam artists are just cranking to full on 11 on the knobs. Smart nano-matter? Shit dude just say you used lasers to break into Porn Heaven that sounds more believable.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Jesus: ...don't bring me into this.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*popping from behind a Styrofoam tombstone* BLEH!

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hello my name is Guy Incognito

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My man looks like he Shawshank Redemptioned'ed out of the Vaseline factory

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"You know what goes well in an alcoholic drink? Parm and maple syrup!" --The Devil probably

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You know how bad you gotta be doing to send the President to Alaska??

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Specifically fuck that third guy.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So, I know everything is terrible right now, but believing they're just going to ignore all the laws is not helping. They're not.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Reading the BBC article about the "streaming execution", it looks like there's a strong change the execution won't happen, meaning that Hegseth is just bullshitting trying to sound tough and manly. So still terrible, but maybe not likely. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Text of the article: "A military execution requires approval from the US president, according to military law. It also requires appellate review, when a higher court inspects the decision and gives a final judgement on its legality to move forward.

The appellate process for Hasan was not over, Mills said, and he was likely to seek a review of his conviction and sentence in federal court, which would likely stay the execution.

As such, Mills said that he would be surprised if the execution happened."

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm just gonna say I'm not happy with how many medicine commercials have "tell your doctor about suicidal thoughts you may get after taking this". Like...maybe we need to not hit the suicide button in the brain as much??

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My man is a 7-11 rolling hot dog given human form by a genie's wish.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Killer Instinct Combo Guy: W-W-W-W-ATERMELON!

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think it's easy to kinda forget the first half of the movie and only remember the second half and then it becomes a "he's a stand up guy...what murders?" Kinda movie in your head, especially if you're in a "i would also like to violently storm though my city" mood.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is the kind of rules layering you do when you're guilty

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Pull the sting on his back and hear WAAAY TOOO MUCH about Ferengi genitals!"

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Remember people--political campaigns are cash up front. Every time.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

honestly either/or. I seem to be missing something that also seems like this should be common lore. This could be Google Sucks or I Suck as an answer as well.

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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026