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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃

@holynosebleed.bsky.social
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Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social

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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 04/10/2026
Not gonna lie, I pretty badly need more work to get me through the rest of October. I'm down to only one show I'm captioning this season, which is not enough to pay the bills and rent. Once we hit November I will more than be in the clear, but I have to make it that far first. Let's work together!
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Fall, The Empire of Corpses, Meet the Robinsons, Casshern, Outland, Maggie, Three O'Clock High, Green Room, Near Dark, Saved!, The People Under the Stairs, Loser, Mars Express, Anomalisa, Felidae, Sing Street, Fido, The Perfect Weapon, Angus, Detention, Hundreds of Beavers, Streets of Fire, I Am Not a Serial Killer, Hotel Artemis
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026
Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.
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VillainFanA113 @disfana113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the same man who thought Pocahontas was going to be a bigger hit than The Lion King, screwed over Robin Williams by breaking the deal Disney had with him, and wanted to replace Bill Farmer with Steve Martin!
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can’t even comprehend how important Eien ni Hen’s work is to the fan translation community. Romancing SaGa, Fire Emblem, Sakura Wars, Tear Ring Saga, Glory of Heracles, Dragon Force II, Dark Half, Beyond Oasis, Psi-O-Blade, Arabian Nights, and so much more. What a loss. Rest in peace.
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Forest @yoursforest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Small hope - Acrylic gouache on canvas board 35 x 45 cm
painting of a fairy in a green quilted coat stares at a tiny light by its hand
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After three days of cleaning, I'm taking today off for myself. Cleaning can resume tomorrow.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So This is the famous “Bag of Dicks” that gets talked about.
Cropped image of Cereal box with a photo of a bag with the cereal it where the cereal is in the shape of stubby arrows so it looks like a whole lot of penises with testicles Prince of Theives cerise which is the uncropped image.
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Forest @yoursforest.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Magician - 15 x 21 cm holbein watercolors on 400 gsm SMLT paper
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Miis have some advice regarding foreplay.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am so tired.
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mohammed's son Elias urgently needs treatment to save his fading eyesight. You helped Elias survive horrific malnutrition through your shares & donations, & he urgently needs your help again. Time is running out to keep him from going blind, & he's already hurt his hand badly falling down:
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Help Mohammed and his famile.
Father's Urgent Call: Save Little Elias's Sight and Life
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s morning and Rebecca is still in desperate need of assistance I’m still searching for anyone in the SoCal/Fontana area who can help her not to be forced to sleep on the ground until Monday morning but if you can’t help with that, please donate; nobody should be homeless due to cancer!
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Donate to Keep Rebecca on the Road to Recovery, organized by Rebecca Livengood
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call Me Tonight (1986)
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I discovered today that putting a bunch of leftover cooked pasta on a flour tortilla and eating it like a burrito is fucking delicious. And by pasta, I mean Hamburger Helper, because I am not made of money.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1999, they made the infamously terrible Inspector Gadget movie. And childhood me loved it! Our video is now public, please share!! youtu.be/_Yn3WfKZoj0
The thumbnail for our video on Inspector Gadget (1999). I smirk sort of mischievously and Phelan is not having a good time. Evil Gadget's severed head smiles with his weird teeth in front of an inflated Inspector Gadget in the background. The text reads "HOW WAS IT THIS BAD???"
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm personally exhausted on the type of superhero movies he wants to make. And you know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it: The Dark Knight Returns is overrated. We need to move on from Frank "All Women are Whores" Miller.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I genuinely believe Eternals is better than anything Snyder has done. I will defend that film forever.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Kenshiro Hokuto no Ken Power Up
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Enjoying things genuinely isn't cringe, but going after people for it is.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
throne.com/sophia_nyx/i... tryna get this to 25 percent rn #mutualaid
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just make more episodes of The Muppet Show. That's the premise. We don't need anything more than that, dammit!
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Your friendly neighbourhood whimsygoth cat girl @wh1msyg0thcatgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A warning to all fandoms, especially the TF fandom, not repost any of Orbital Bacon's cartoon posts or support any project that features him (like voicing Optimus in Galvatron's revenge). He is a vile, Trump-supporting, white supremacist Neo-Nazi. Everything Peter Cullen stood against.
Post of Orbital Bacon standing next to a swastika flag.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I didn't really have to think about the choices even. lol
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I see the Zionists are still big mad at me today. Truly, this is incredibly devastating to me.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In happier news, my copy of Guyver 2: Dark Hero came in today. I now own two important fixtures of my youth that I used to watch a lot on VHS. My toku loving heart couldn't be happier.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you support this kinda shit, you're getting blocked. Being critical of Zionists is not antisemitic and their claims that it's a dogwhistle are just to try shutting down criticism. Jewish does not equal Zionist.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another day, another dose of pure idiocy. Today's comes courtesy of Zionists being mad about being called Zionists. Go figure. Anyway, free Palestine and arrest Netanyahu for war crimes.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Silence, Zionist.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Things like this are what lead to governments being overthrown.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's some fantasy shows you could watch instead of supporting this shitshow. You're welcome.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While I kinda like the new look for Juliet, without James Gunn or Suda51 being involved, this feels wrong and unappealing.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sally Floyd, the absolute worst part of Marvel's Civil War event, outside of Mark Millar. And that's really saying something because that event was full of the worst shit already.
Sally Floyd, a belligerent abusive alcoholic, judging Steve Rogers for daring to stand up against authority because he...doesn't watch Nascar or use MySpace. There are not enough words for how much I hate Civil War in general, but especially this. By the way, Steve was assassinated soon after this interview.
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Boaz • My Turn /A Space @myturnaspace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe one of the best thematic stationary design I’ve ever seen ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 31/08/2026
Andrew Robinson deciding on his own "Garak is gay and incredibly attracted to Bashir" and Siddig going "YES! I love it! But Bashir has to be clueless!" gave us one of the best pairings in television history.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I really wish someone would stop letting Ridley Scott tough the Alien franchise. Yes, he made the first one and it was really god, that doesn't mean he owns it.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There are too many, honestly.
Rose TicoScrappy-DooJuston SeyfertBilly Kessler
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just got back from the theater. Coyote vs. Acme is legitimately that damn good and everyone should go watch it.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need the icons of my youth to stop dying en masse, please. Everything sucks and this is just salt in the open festering wound.
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seeing that legendary American box art on the shelf at Jett Video (one of the local video stores in my hometown) as a kid. It looked insane, so of course I had to rent it.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another Baywatching is out of Copyright Hell! Cody takes shady performance enhancing supplements. Meanwhile, Newmie has a crush on Alex. Check it out, and please share! youtu.be/qcrfv-cMvfU
The thumbnail for my review of the Baywatch episode "The Edge." Cody has a huge open-mouthed smile. In the background, he poses with a bunch of bikini babes while shilling some shady pills.
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Your friendly neighbourhood whimsygoth cat girl @wh1msyg0thcatgirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Instead of watching anything HP related, watch The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance. #restorethedarkcrstal #savethedarkcrystalageofresistence #uncancelthedarkcrystalageofresistence #thedarkcrystalageofresistence #thedarlcrystalageofresistenceseason2 www.change.org/p/netflix-sh...
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Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Amazed Character
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Since there's some people who are returning to Twitter (apparently), you may be wondering if I'm going to join the bandwagon too. Here's my answer:
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just read an article about "analog rooms" and it's not about some sort of liminal horror or anything. It's about rooms. Regular fuckin' rooms with things in them. The room I currently sit in is an "analog room" apparently.
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Skeletor Says Wat
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🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @holynosebleed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only really good idea for a new Toy Story movie is to make it about Sid's toys. Show us what happened to them after the first movie. Focus specifically on them and not Woody or Buzz.
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good luck.
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