holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I almost got specific by saying hot honey, so I'm glad we're on the same level of malice with this 😂 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I'm not on here often, but you're one of the only reasons I come onto this app 😎 100
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's deffo seamman, can confirm. 😈 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I have never felt so old as I did having to explain what a whale tail was last week 😮💨 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When you don't really like cake so your mother in law gets you an apple crisp from Mann's, and one of your bffs makes you a giant jalapeño corn bread 🥹🥰 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025My friendships as an adult seem to mostly consist of sharing favorite oddball condiments/toppings with each other. 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I was 18 when I started watching @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I am now 36. That's HALF MY LIFE. 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The folks duo at the farmers market this week managed to play such a somber cover of Margaritaville that it sounded like a funeral dirge. 110
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025My sister: "...and this happened before Jo was even born" Me: "ah, the good ol' days." 010
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)HolBolDoArt🏳️🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Why not crowpope though?? 22689871133
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Favorite team name from last night's sci-fi movie trivia: Ep 267: a New Pope Favorite team name ever, from Stephen King trivia: Bachman-Turner Maximum Overdrive 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Do people that live outside New England know how much it rains here? I feel like it's not thought of as a wet region, but it's also incredibly sticky & humid, unless it's the absolute dead of winter. Not to deter anyone, but it has caught friends off guard that were visiting. So, wear your boots. 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Me: "I went to a cat cafe today, but I didn't get to see any cats" Friend: "....so you went to a Dunkin Donuts?" 031
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025The anxiety I just experienced waiting for the poppadoms or bread question during the Deniro episode of Off Menu 😅 I do appreciate James Acaster's commitment to the bit, but did not envy him having to do it. 000
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Everybody knows that autism is caused by autistic people who can pull. 2378
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 15/04/2025It's not that they could do it to you that's the issue. That they did it to anyone should be what angers you. 29918
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Luna Moth Zine Fest @lunamothzinefest.bsky.social · 15/04/2025the second LMZF is this Saturday at the DerrySalem Elks in SalemNH from 11-4. we have 50+ amazing vendors from all over the northeast. I've been working like crazy these last 5 months to make sure this event is worth everyone's time. Hopefully I see you there! 0104
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I'm very scary and intimidating. 050
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Anyways, here's my very cute dog - he's gonna be 17 in a couple weeks. He's currently curled up on my lap and is the only thing keeping me from completely spiraling, cause he's the goodest boy ❤️ 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I'm very lucky I'm even getting to the original doctor to get these referrals, and have coverage for whatever appointments come up, but goddamnit it's so exhausting just constantly proving yourself to medical professionals that you are in fact worth helping. 🥲 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Love when a specialist calls to quiz me on why I got a referral (because the original dr's desire to get me specific help wasn't enough) & when I mention family history, rather than believe me, they make that family member call & release THEIR personal info to the office to confirm I wasn't lying 110
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Luna Moth Zine Fest @lunamothzinefest.bsky.social · 06/03/2025VENDOR SPOTLIGHT @sewingnerdstudios.bsky.social ! A mix of colorful and macabre garments and accessories! I use a lot of design choices like colorblocking so that even the tiniest chunks of fabric get used. 042
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The comment section on this video is making me want to hear people's thoughts on here, because it got me through an otherwise anxiety inducing and uncomfortable day 😘 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82hLUj6/tiktok.comI have to laugh or I will cryTikTok video by Jo! 🍉 (she/her) 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025A former boss cut two of his own fingers off while leveling the legs on a cornhole board at some party I told him he for sure needs to start saying he fought off a bear or something 110
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025youtu.be/FFe3TPAoPDI I have been barraged with tiktoks of this "alternative girlfriend" dress. Though I like the style, I don't want to go back to buying fast fashion - so let's DIY it! 🤘🖤youtu.bedon't buy that viral tiktok dress. let's DIY it!YouTube video by holycrappitsjo 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025It's wild having to remind yourself that people have died, huh? I went to call my dad about some exciting news the other day and then had to be like "lol right, he definitely won't be able to pick up 😬" 100
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025This year's Project for Awesome is almost over! I just donated $15 for the exclusive Delete This podcast, because that show has been one of the few things consistently bringing me joy in recent years. There's a ton of fun perks you can get to support a good cause, so go do the thing! #p4a2025 0132
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025What I'm learning in the middle of this specific 24 hour window is that my body doesn't know how to respond when positive things are happening. 🥲 060
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Thank you! 🥰 I did the cross stitch a few years ago, and am so glad that project found a home! 010
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025!!!! There is a video of this delightful object’s creation by @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social !!!! youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY?...youtu.beWhy I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank GreenYouTube video by holycrappitsjo 105506
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Thank you so much for sharing this! 🥰🤘🖤 0240
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I'm so glad the person I thought would enjoy this joke the most now owns the thing I made out of it 🤘🖤 1311
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Local folks, please do the thing! It takes less than two minutes 040
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025This is the same dog that woke me up at 3am by vomiting all over me 080
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just some good dogs being good, circa 9 years ago (Smaller pup was our last rescue, Frank, and he was such a boy) 150
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Thanks Sam! Now I just need him & John to do another Nerdcon: Nerdfighteria 😭 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY Sometimes you gotta make a very specific crossover cross-stitch into a pillow for @hankgreen.bsky.social #piplesyoutu.beWhy I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank GreenYouTube video by holycrappitsjo 170
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025🎶Do you ever feel like a prolapsed can🎶 171
