holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I have never felt so old as I did having to explain what a whale tail was last week 😮💨 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When you don't really like cake so your mother in law gets you an apple crisp from Mann's, and one of your bffs makes you a giant jalapeño corn bread 🥹🥰 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025My friendships as an adult seem to mostly consist of sharing favorite oddball condiments/toppings with each other. 000
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I was 18 when I started watching @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I am now 36. That's HALF MY LIFE. 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The folks duo at the farmers market this week managed to play such a somber cover of Margaritaville that it sounded like a funeral dirge. 110
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025My sister: "...and this happened before Jo was even born" Me: "ah, the good ol' days." 010
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)HolBolDoArt🏳️🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Why not crowpope though?? 22689871133
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Favorite team name from last night's sci-fi movie trivia: Ep 267: a New Pope Favorite team name ever, from Stephen King trivia: Bachman-Turner Maximum Overdrive 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Do people that live outside New England know how much it rains here? I feel like it's not thought of as a wet region, but it's also incredibly sticky & humid, unless it's the absolute dead of winter. Not to deter anyone, but it has caught friends off guard that were visiting. So, wear your boots. 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Me: "I went to a cat cafe today, but I didn't get to see any cats" Friend: "....so you went to a Dunkin Donuts?" 031
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025The anxiety I just experienced waiting for the poppadoms or bread question during the Deniro episode of Off Menu 😅 I do appreciate James Acaster's commitment to the bit, but did not envy him having to do it. 000
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Everybody knows that autism is caused by autistic people who can pull. 2378
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 15/04/2025It's not that they could do it to you that's the issue. That they did it to anyone should be what angers you. 29918
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Luna Moth Zine Fest @lunamothzinefest.bsky.social · 15/04/2025the second LMZF is this Saturday at the DerrySalem Elks in SalemNH from 11-4. we have 50+ amazing vendors from all over the northeast. I've been working like crazy these last 5 months to make sure this event is worth everyone's time. Hopefully I see you there! 0104
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I'm very scary and intimidating. 050
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Anyways, here's my very cute dog - he's gonna be 17 in a couple weeks. He's currently curled up on my lap and is the only thing keeping me from completely spiraling, cause he's the goodest boy ❤️ 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Love when a specialist calls to quiz me on why I got a referral (because the original dr's desire to get me specific help wasn't enough) & when I mention family history, rather than believe me, they make that family member call & release THEIR personal info to the office to confirm I wasn't lying 110
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Luna Moth Zine Fest @lunamothzinefest.bsky.social · 06/03/2025VENDOR SPOTLIGHT @sewingnerdstudios.bsky.social ! A mix of colorful and macabre garments and accessories! I use a lot of design choices like colorblocking so that even the tiniest chunks of fabric get used. 042
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The comment section on this video is making me want to hear people's thoughts on here, because it got me through an otherwise anxiety inducing and uncomfortable day 😘 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82hLUj6/tiktok.comI have to laugh or I will cryTikTok video by Jo! 🍉 (she/her) 020
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025youtu.be/FFe3TPAoPDI I have been barraged with tiktoks of this "alternative girlfriend" dress. Though I like the style, I don't want to go back to buying fast fashion - so let's DIY it! 🤘🖤youtu.bedon't buy that viral tiktok dress. let's DIY it!YouTube video by holycrappitsjo 010
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025This year's Project for Awesome is almost over! I just donated $15 for the exclusive Delete This podcast, because that show has been one of the few things consistently bringing me joy in recent years. There's a ton of fun perks you can get to support a good cause, so go do the thing! #p4a2025 0132
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025What I'm learning in the middle of this specific 24 hour window is that my body doesn't know how to respond when positive things are happening. 🥲 060
Reposted by holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025!!!! There is a video of this delightful object’s creation by @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social !!!! youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY?...youtu.beWhy I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank GreenYouTube video by holycrappitsjo 105506
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I'm so glad the person I thought would enjoy this joke the most now owns the thing I made out of it 🤘🖤 1311
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Local folks, please do the thing! It takes less than two minutes 040
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025This is the same dog that woke me up at 3am by vomiting all over me 080
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just some good dogs being good, circa 9 years ago (Smaller pup was our last rescue, Frank, and he was such a boy) 150
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY Sometimes you gotta make a very specific crossover cross-stitch into a pillow for @hankgreen.bsky.social #piplesyoutu.beWhy I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank GreenYouTube video by holycrappitsjo 170
holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her) @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025🎶Do you ever feel like a prolapsed can🎶 171
