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hollymatchet.bsky.social @hollymatchet.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Trying to pick pizza toppings with your puppygirl GF but she always chooses cat shit.

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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

there's no way i'm the product of the height of evolution, if a big red button appeared in my apartment that said 'press this button to break both of your legs instantly' i'm not sure how long i would have my legs for. it'd endlessly taunt me and i would stare at it

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hollymatchet.bsky.social @hollymatchet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Charging my crystals under the full moon, and by "crystals" I mean genitalia and by "full moon" I mean showerhead.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/02/2025

Motherfucker.

A New York Post tweet with images of bikini clad burger saleswomen

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Anthropologist: we think this was a ritual location, where the ancients practiced sun worship The ancients: Had to carve that hole so we could see the boobs we drew in the mud inside of the Jackin Off Pit

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hollymatchet.bsky.social @hollymatchet.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

"Feed Jake" by Pirates of the Mississippi was about CGI Scooby Doo.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

the pact

PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me."
PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now."
PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!"
PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!"
PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."

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