Reposted by goblin warlock beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 27/08/2023hacker: this firewall is plowing my ass protagonist: english, please hacker: this firewall is having gay sex with me 431959
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 27/08/2023it’s always good to treat your body like a dumpster for a couple of days in a row so you can remember how good it feels to eat a vegetable 010
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 25/08/2023simpsons on the tv bob dylan on the radio cigarette in my mouth hot lady on my thing. now that’s proper class right there. 000
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 11/08/2023whitewashing a fence: wheee! yay! this is fun! hahaha! 120
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 01/08/2023if you are white and you purchase this hat you go to heaven without question 020
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 30/07/2023are there any oldheads on here i want to see some pictures of food 000
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 28/07/2023are there any women with huge boobs on here who want to marry me? 010
Reposted by goblin warlock Big Joe nba @apestogetherstrong.bsky.social · 27/07/2023If it doesn’t come directly from aliens or a group of guys who live in wire filled RV’s it’s fucking fake and I don’t trust it 011
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 27/07/2023waiting in line for backcountry permits doing cell bio homework how we doing today folks 140
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 27/07/2023id be so pissed if the way we find out aliens are real is through a congressional hearing. boring 131
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 26/07/2023does anyone know what the most evil crystal is? working on my psychic ray 020
Reposted by goblin warlock eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 26/07/2023that barbie movie was so good! can't wait to get home and watch some porno 172
Reposted by goblin warlock Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 24/07/2023I think Elon Musk should be institutionalized and sterilized. 1532043
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2023king crimson in the court of the crimson king 010
Reposted by goblin warlock starts fucking on you @ineedtoppp.bsky.social · 25/07/2023scientists have discovered the girlfriend particle 131
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2023everyone’s saying becca’s going gangbusters on blue sky 111
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2023*sending an X to an X group chat* yoo juice this X can i get some reXs?? 000
Reposted by goblin warlock beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/06/2023I love the story of Frankenstein and his unnamed doctor 1234844
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 19/07/2023hey @bsky.app can you guys address the problem of the weird bug i saw scuttling across my kitchen floor? i will not feel safe until you do 030
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 19/07/2023[on a date] hold on i have to take this call it’s important. [taking obvuously fake phone call] yeah ok so apparently that’s slutsville calling me. and they want their mayor back. and apparently the mayor is you. because you’re a huge slut i guess. 041
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 17/07/2023hmm need crossword help. looking for 6 letter word for “charismatic german leader” 210
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 16/07/2023tired of making decisions for myself. anyone want to own me as a white slave? 161
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 16/07/2023i know i joke around a lot but there are 3 things i don’t fucking play about. 1) the cutting satire of new yorker cartoons 2) the hard hitting journalism and lighthearted humor of NPR 3) the lyrical brilliance of lin manuel miranda 030
Reposted by goblin warlock Niall (Hunting The Beast Of Bodmin) @snipars.bsky.social · 16/07/2023so they say that when verne troyer took his life he used something really small like a nerf gun 132
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 16/07/2023i will be on a posting strike until the bluesky devs all kill themselsves for the dishonor they have brought the company 030
goblin warlock @hollowearth.bsky.social · 16/07/2023operation italian quesadilla has been an unmitigated disaster 130
Reposted by goblin warlock Big Joe nba @apestogetherstrong.bsky.social · 16/07/2023My white slave tried to post during the posting strike (he is clearly a stupid cracker) and I boxed his ears good. No jokes until we fix this racist ass site (he is not payed to fix the site or paid for anything else he does for me) 031
