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Dave Hollins

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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A-3440 @redlester.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They’ve actually got a reporter yelling at people on a boat “why don’t you do this legally?” Come on BBC let’s apply that same method to billionaires and businesses with dodgy offshore/crypto accounts etc. 🤬🤬🤬
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty much everything you need to know about the British Right in two images.
Arday was a stupid intellectual poisoning BritainLiddle was a freedom fighter
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jk Rowling wants so badly to be a redhead, sorry Joanne you were assigned mousy at birth
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Right, we’ve fined someone, let’s take the rest of the year off.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It would be good news if the country stopped naming things after anachronistic parasites.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Live! From London! (90% of UK switches off.)
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
That’ll teach us for waking up to good news 1 days in a row
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The rule in our house is only one of us allowed in the kitchen at the same time.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thanks, very helpful.
App notification announcing : We're rolling out our new-look app during the next few days. You'll receive it automatically or you'll need to update manually depending on your settings.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Fucking hell Sky. Somebody should of paid more attention in school.
An article from Sky Sports on Norwich v Southampton that asks “should it of been a penalty in the first place?”
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Pandering to racists tearing UK apart
BBC news headline: Illegal migration tearing UK apart, Mahmood says
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
A first look at the 2026 cars.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Is it just me who hates cup draws being reported in alphabetical order? (BBC’s fault here)
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Never underestimate the dangers of Compost Corner.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I miss Bob Holness. #SCOGRE
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Perhaps, one day, schoolkids will study this squalid little chapter in British terror-panic history. When they do, I hope these two headlines from today are printed side by side, with clear annotation of which individual faced more outrage and condemnation.
Headline: BBC under pressure to pull Sally Rooney dramas over vow to fund Palestine Action Headline: Tory minister Robert Jenrick pictured with former Nazi terror chief at far right protest.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
“Being a cunt to people less fortunate than me gives me an erection.”
Telegraph headline: “Starmer: I’m a hard bastard”
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
You’ll recall that the cancelled second phase of the Leveson Inquiry - cancelled by the government, because the press and the police both demanded it - was intended to examine overly chummy and probably corrupt relationships between government, press and police.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“Boo hoo. We weren’t good enough to get promoted. It’s not fair. Therefore the system should be changed to make it easier for us.”
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sounds like a short-lived sitcom by Spike Milligan.
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
THEAR YOU'RE A RACIST
 NOW, KEIR
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
One man is standing up for the rule of law in Britain. His reward is to be savagely attacked by right wing think tanks, newspapers & politicians. They understand where the battle against populism is taking place. And they've marshalled their forces accordingly. iandunt.substack.com/p/a-good-man...
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Floella Benjamin, Barry Cryer, Brian Clough, and the Shake n Vac woman.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘Please let Mr Hitler speak’: the trouble with ‘hearing from both sides’ – the Stephen Collins cartoon
Mr Churchill versus Mr Hitler – what would a ‘balanced’ debate look like?
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“Apple refunded all the money.” BOO. GROW SOME BALLS YOU SPINELESS MULTINATIONAL TECHNOLOGY GIANT. www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
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Our eight-year-old daughter spent £8,500 on the Apple app store
We did not realise our HSBC debit card had been linked to her iPhone and she was sending money to YouTube channels
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
In his defence, the border between Stockton and Middlesbrough isn’t always obvious.
News headline: Man accused of ‘walking around with his genitals exposed’ in Stockton
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/01/2025
Distracted Elon
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Not sure I agree with the recommendation that we all make jokes about people dying in Palestine.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Nothing says the weekend like otters on a water slide.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 06/12/2024
Placement
The Times with an article about Brianna Ghey's killer beside one on Michael Gove saying the police are wasting time on non-crime hate
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hello BBC. Buying an electric car and being told by the council that you can’t traipse a cable across the pavement to charge it is not an “ordeal”.
BBC news article headlined “Man gives up on electric car after charging ordeal”
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hope everyone in the Manchester area keeps cool today.
A Severe High Temperatures Warning, apparently from the UK Met Office
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Dear BBC News. I think we may need a little chat.
A screenshot of the BBC News app, with the headline “Molly-Mae Hague ‘shocked’ by Tommy Fury split” flagged as Culture for some incomprehensible reason
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Every company that is in the news about putting prices up For customers because of labours changes seem to report billions in profit last year. Any news running these headlines should report it thus “JD Sports, who reported £4bn in profits in 2023, said the changes would result in price rises”
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I miss 1976. Excitedly running home from school, hoping it was veal for tea.
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Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Your wish is my command.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
so predictable. www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/n...
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Ian Botham saved from crocodile-infested waters by Ashes rival Merv Hughes
‘At the end of the day Crocodile Beefy survived,’ the former England all-rounder joked
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"... and Witchell will fit in this, yes?"
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 13/10/2024
"I'm indebted to a gentleman from Swansea who wrote to tell me that his television entertainment is constantly ruined by the appearance of a 'camp old twat' who continuously reads his appalling drivel over the air"
Mike Read looking incredibly punchable
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Thoughts and prayers with Julia Cairns.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/10/2024
well I'm in floods of tears www.thetimes.com/article/5ecd...
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We only learnt of our son’s secret online life after he died at 20
When Mats Steen died from a muscle-wasting disorder, his parents believed that his life had been a tragically lonely one — until hundreds of emails from strangers arrived. It turns out that he’d found...
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
The symbol advised other viewers that the film was very suitable for them indeed.
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Food hygiene rating 1, Major Improvement Necessary
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Modern Britons unite on what a shameful pile of shite this is. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons
Forget the pomp and pageantry. As people worldwide are now discovering, the UK was built on crisp sarnies, trips to B&Q and that age-old question: Corrie or EastEnders?
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Dave Hollins @hollinsholly.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
None of these actors looks anything like Derek Batey.
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