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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 04/10/2026

I am not sure if he is but we do talk a few times a week

Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 04/10/2026

I am under no delusions that my alma mater won’t do this, in fact I suspect they will. I just…. yeah I don’t know. Just horrible all around. Ok I’m back away for awhile. Doing well - replacing my online time with reading about Reconstruction Amendments and Substantive due process (separately).

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 04/10/2026

I am breaking my online fast to plead with whatever higher power I need to, please don’t put the interim title on Briles. It’s horrible enough we are tied with the Briles family but don’t legitimize them further.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 26/09/2026

I'm logging off. Deleting the app. Love you all so very much.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 26/09/2026

Happy Saturday everyone, Go Cocks. I’ve been trying to do a one foot in, one foot out here but I have decided it’s best for me to leave for a long time. I’m going to leave the account open but i won’t be on here. I am ok. My family is ok. I will always be happy with a text, no obligation.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

Also I'm in a fucking Major incident at 4:30 on a Friday on my day off (I'm on call, it's my responsibility but still I took a day off because I was feeling that burnout heating up)

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

Hi I just need to yell into the void for a second: Niko’s heart murmor, which we knew about, went from “nothing to worry about” to “he needs an EKG” and we already watched Oscar slowly fade away the last two years from a heart murmor, is it to much to ask for more than two years

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

Put his hands on his side and run around the rest of the game looking like a penguin running. He listened. Very literally. He gets it honest.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

A little Hoss story before I go. Last week Hoss (and to be fair lots of kids, he was not the first) used his hands to try to grab and push around other kids while playing. He came off for a water break and we told him, “Hey hands off people. Keep them by your side” And if this kid didn’t

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

Everyone is fine and safe and healthy. I am not in a place to come back yet, still processing some things and figuring out how to make this all work. Since I won’t be back this weekend, Go Cocks (lol we are going to the Zoo), and Go Cal and whoever ohio state is playing.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 25/09/2026

I just needed to come here and say I love you all. So very very much.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 23/09/2026

The efficient solution would have been a shell script. I wanted to see if I could do it. I don’t think I’ve written one since.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 23/09/2026

To balance this out we did also have the following exchange: “Oh that’s a reference to Dexters Laboratory” “What’s that” “Oh just an old cartoon” **weeping internally **

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 23/09/2026

The youth are eager to learn Bash and Unix CLI commands. The kids are alright. (Also thank you Tom, the Unix god who taught me a lot of what I know. And who one time eight years ago looked at an AWK command I had written and said “That’s really good” and I’m still beaming today).

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

Assuming we let Shane ride out the season, Spurrier will return to his rightful place as the sole owner of a winning record at Carolina since I’ve been born. Lol. ROFL, even. Ok I gotta go for real this time, love you mean it bye.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

Ok one last one I'm putting it into the universe. LSU 24 unanswered 4th quarter points to win by 3 is the funniest outcome.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

lol yeah deuces till Thursday*. Fuck Shane. Fuck Briles. Let's try not to have anyone extradited to The Hague from Oxford. UTSA beat the fuck outta Texas please . Love y'all. *Unless I need to post appreciation for Jessica Williams, Harrison Ford and/or Ted McGinley

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

Lolololololololololololollo. Fuck this.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

***looks at Tuscaloosa*** Anyone know where Jimbo is right now?

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

Hey I’m gunna need Kash Patel to show up in Berkeley next week in an IPTAY shirt, please and thank you. Tell him about all the livestock in and around Clemson, he’ll be into that shit.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 20/09/2026

HEY YOU RAN THE BALL IN A NORMAL WAY AND SCORED A TD

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

“15 FUCKING YARDS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT”

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

So what’s a good brand to start with?

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

9:49 2nd Quarter, we made a good run. Gunna get them next week and all that.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

I’m trying really hard not to say “fuck”, “gotdamn it”, “you have got to be fucking kidding me”, “I swear to fucking god Shane” in front of Hoss. I made it through a quarter, so far so good. I have the will power of a god.

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

Only if I match it with a velvet jacket

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

I could really use a cigarette right now. (I’ve never smoked before but now feels about right)

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026

IS IT AN UNREASONABLE REQUEST TO HAVE A TIMEOUT GOING INTO THE SECOND FUXKING QUARTER? I DONT THINK THATS UNREASONABLE. Also RUN A FUCKING NORMAL PLAY ON 3rd and Goal JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER IF YOUD RUN THAT BOOT THE POSSESION BEFORE WED BE UP 17-0 AND MY BP WOULD BE DONE 100

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Sir Big Spur Esquire @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com · 19/09/2026