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Abel Janssen

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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh. It's French. That makes more sense.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Je soep...effen? What?
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't think it's very funny to actively try to scare little ones. There's enough things they need to be cautious about already. Like wolves. [He's confident about not being scared by Antonio's horror movies. He's sure he's seen worse. Plus his Spanish isn't great so he won't understand it]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure. I don't scare easily though so don't get your hopes up for me clinging to you like a woman at a haunted house. Let's not scare the very little kids. The big ones, sure, but if they're below my knee I refuse to ruin their fun.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you want. I'm probably going to reuse an old costume. I don't want to buy something new. I don't feel very festive this year.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You weren't unattractive. [Yes, he did. He's had a very frustrating crush for a *while*]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An oppressor can never be a rebel. They certainly are bad though. Just not most people's idea of a "bad boy" I would think. Your pirate days though-
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mm. [He's thinking of the mid 20th century American bad boys with slicked hair, motorcycles, jeans, leather jackets, the works. They were pretty hot. They looked good in those jeans...] It does cause problems so I can see why it's not all the time.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always been a rebel. You should know that better than anyone.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
°。 o O    ︵︹︵ (      ) (  Peas...  ) (       )    ︶︺︶
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I tried I could certainly get a red. All I'd have to do is bite someone or kick them in the stomach again. Or be less violent and just cuss someone out while covering my mouth.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[He does not mean it like that! Get your mind out of the gutter] Well, as much as I can as a spectator. I don't think I'd be a good player. I'd end up with, at minimum, a yellow by halftime.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For now. I'm coming at you hard next time. [He's posing this as a playful competition of course. He lays his chin on Antonio's shoulder]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, football commentary. It's different than playing. I'm not sure who's the best at that. The Spanish speaking American commentators were very lively at the very least. I didn't get to hear very many perspectives besides them, American English, UK, yours, and mine.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...that actually sounds like a lot of fun. It's like football.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(( Everyone give it up for Holly for making the INCREDIBLE list
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's a commentary cuck office? [He has a very different perception of Erze than how she actually is]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the hell was Roderich doing shoving money up there? Was it something Gilbert told him to do?
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
INSIDE?! [He definitely was thinking this was a traditional orifice, not a ln improvised catheter. He shudders]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's awful. I hope whoever did that is burning in hell or worse.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What? Has anyone done that to you?!
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Surely an ice cream will help his headache]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It feels disrespectful to put it on top of you.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...do they think it's performance art or something? Surely they recognize it's you.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's worth it if we can get the help for free. [He sniffles. It's part of the echoing, empty feeling of grief that's resonating within him as he controls the initial wave]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do. I think a parmesan would go well with this right now. I can try making the meatballs with some kind of smoked cheese next time though. That might be good.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This would be so good with the right cheese. [Well NOW he's thinking about what kind of cheese would go best with this meal]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[He doesn't get the connection beyond just saying the word meat. But he is feeling a bit better, given a little time and redirecting his focus onto making sure Antonio is fed] Slightly. I'll be fine.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's trying to finish what he can of them but he doesn't want anything to go to waste]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[That can be arranged. He helps him flip so he can face the table. Their plates can be side by side] If you want more meat you can have some of mine. [With being upset, his appetite has been disrupted. He can easily reheat the potatoes but the meatballs are much better fresh.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[He blinks, lifting his head] ... Do you want to turn around? [He doesn't want Antonio to leave him yet. He likes the weight of him and the feeling of someone right here for him. This is the best compromise he can think of]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[He doesn't notice what Antonio's doing at all. He's far away, in his thoughts. He pulls Antonio even tighter to his chest, as if his boyfriend was a security object. He feels so small for once. If only he actually was that size, then he could tuck himself into Antonio's arms properly]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[He's not supposed to. He's the big brother. He's the one that's meant to be depended on, the pillar. He can't fall apart like this. He's squeezing his eyes tightly to try to will the feelings away. It is a good opportunity for Antonio to get the plate closer]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, I meant...I meant that just bringing them up... [He's very much appreciating the hug. He's trying his best to keep it together but his resolve is crumbling a little at a time. He's desperately trying not to outright sob in front of Antonio. He wants to be the big, stony, brave man he should be]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. I brought it up. You don't need to apologize. I should be able to talk about them without crying like a kid. [Despite his words, he's appreciating the hug. He lightly tugs on Antonio's sleeve as a small signal that he wants him to sit on his lap so they can hug properly. He can't bear to ask]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won't. If your dad made it to heaven, I'm sure both of us will. That is an impressive hole either way.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know but I'm worried about which type.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell did Antonio just send me
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[He feels like he wants to cry, but he doesn't want to do that in front of Antonio. This dinner was supposed to be relaxing or nice. He's already ruined that] I...I don't know.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know how they'd feel about me being gay, or dating you considering our history, but I do feel like they'd be less concerned about it than the things that happened after my independence. ... I. I don't know what I'd do if- [He trails off]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They did love me. A lot. But your dad is different from my parents. Of course he'd be proud of you for building an empire, that's exactly what he did. My parents didn't do that. So I'm just not sure... [He can't just shrug them off easily like Antonio can. He was very attached to them]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm thinking about my parents. If they'd be proud of me...or if they'd be ok with who I am and what I've done. [He goes quiet, picking at his food] ... I don't think I've turned out the way they expected me to.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Well that broke him out of it] Huh? What was that about money? I'm sorry, I was distracted.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[He nods. He's not religious enough anymore to say grace. He just isn't rude enough to start eating while Antonio can't. Plus he's in his head now about what his parents would think of him now. He keeps it up as he chews, going deeper into his thoughts. At least the food is good]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like they might be surprised. I...I don't know if they knew all of that when they passed. Certainly not the rich part. We struggled a lot. [He's sitting down across from Antonio but he doesn't start eating immediately. He needs to think for a moment first]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[He supposes he could've offered a tomato or some toast to tide Antonio over. Oops] I hope you enjoy it. It's something my dad taught me to make when I was little.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know some people like it separate. [He's also a wet potato lover. He's getting their plates ready, bringing it to the table, and pulling out the chair for Antonio like a gentleman]
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As he's about to plate the food, he stops] Oi. Antonio. Do you care if your mashed potatoes touch the meatballs and gravy?
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's going to be baking slowly, so he has plenty of time to get the mashed potatoes done. He's using the same method as the meat, getting everything visible and using that as a mental marker for which step he's on. Through decades of practice, he's got the timing down so everything comes together.
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Abel Janssen @hollandeeznuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As the oven heats up he starts getting everything out at once. Once he uses each ingredient, he'll put it back and clean the spot where it was. Eventually everything it put away and the dish of beef-pork meatballs and an obscene amount of butter is baking.
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