Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 22mThe mrs. has been out three times to canvas for a state senate candidate in Bucks County. I think she's talked to six people altogether, not changed any minds that she knows of, and now we're deep into "I've already voted" territory. As they said about Nelson Rockefeller, "Make him spend it all." 000
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 26mIt's worse than that. There's a program called Parole in Place where if you're in the military you can apply to have family members' immigration status legalized. It's promoted as an incentive for recruitment. Now they're using it to find targets for detention/deportation. Bait/switch. 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 43mTrump in 2024: I will bring prices down on Day One. Trump in 2026: We have only just learned that Biden was president in 2024. This will take more time. 010
Reposted by HoganUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22hMost potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly. 1859384
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 21hThat also happens with conspiracy theories, a phenomenon that has a name I can't remember right now: you can't eat just one. If you like Pizzagate, you're way more likely to like The Big Steal and Soros Bucks and Lizard People and . . . 030
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 21hSuprised they didn't go with "I identify as a lawyer, and my pronouns are attorney/esquire." I guess pronoun jokes are losing their juice. 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 22hThey have weakly and ineffectively opposed me, and it looks like it's working. 010
Reposted by HoganJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It’s nice to see someone understands the economic arguments against rent control. morewrong.lol?post=my-tena... 9389
Reposted by HoganAmanda Hoey @amandahoey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The median voter assumes that there is an easy way for immigrants to come here legally that people don’t do because, idk, reasons, and the best possible thing Democrats could do for their electoral prospects is make that actually true, stick it in a dry budget bill, and never speak of it again. 124730
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 15/10/2026There are two religions: Evangelical Christian and Wrong. What else is there to talk about? 210
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Byron "Whizzer" White, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. 000
Reposted by HoganAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026hi I’m your new press secretary and this is my first time reading words out loud www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comHi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out LoudA very uncomfortable 14 minutes 34860153
Reposted by HoganElana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I love that cats just endlessly reenact their species’ history of domestication. “What if I went inside? Hmm yes good decision.” 214933
Reposted by HoganEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There's a universe, like, two doors over where he's just a bitchy old queen living in a gorgeous UES penthouse with a handsome, buff, much younger man, and everybody in his building hates his guts, but I have never heard his name, not once. 24998111
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm not going to start feeling sorry for the legal profession no matter what you say. 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026OK I need to explain: Ll.M. is a master's degree in law/legal studies. It often serves as accreditation in a specialty like tax law or international contracts. 120
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Keeping an animal that does no work and eats much more food than it would ever yield is definitely a luxury in an agricultural economy. 150
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She has a law degree from Pepperdine (of course) and had a legal job in China for three years. Don't know whether China has a bar exam; I know that in China law is mostly an undergrad degree, and lots of US law schools run LLM programs to sell special certifications to Chinese lawyers. 120
Reposted by HoganEduardo García-Molina @egarcmol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A poet versed in Greek and Latin being praised, a speech in front of the acropolis, public executions of criminals, and a delegate to Greece faces bribery charges. Please check in on your ancient historians as time itself appears to collapse. 624748
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026LOLCats of the Navy Apocalypse Whenever Full Corduroy Jacket 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Or what happened in the Rhineland before they even got to Jerusalem. 160
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It was the inspiration for Camus's L'Etranger. Game recognize game. 020
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There were Ken Paxton ads aired during the Eagles-Rams game last week. Apparently there are media markets in Texas that are more expensive than a national buy. Maybe Arizona is CA-adjacent enough for something like that. 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here in this country we call our political opponents radical Marxists and Communists, like our pioneer ancestors. 000
Reposted by HoganAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/10/2026It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke. 934253913
Reposted by HoganMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/10/2026So, I’m sorry, I know you’re all sick of it, but I’m gonna be reposting this thing a lot, because right now this is the only platform I have, and there’s nothing else I can do.gofundme.comDonate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective PikajewTwo years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting 510037
Reposted by HoganEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too 101881386
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I used to see ads on the subway for "Vigilante Law," which sounded like another one of those shows. Turns out it was a lawyer named Vigilante. 010
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Take me outside for a walk." [discovers it's raining] "Not this outside. The other outside." 020
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026After Italy surrendered to the Allies in WWII, a Free French newspaper wrote "The House of Savoy has never finished a war on the same side it started on, unless the war lasted long enough for them to change sides twice." 010
Reposted by HoganNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The emergence of Black Plague in Russia can be blamed on the provocative good health of neighboring European societies. by John Mearsheimer 1166388
Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026See also the Ring of Gyges. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of...en.wikipedia.orgRing of Gyges - Wikipedia 110