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@hogan590.bsky.social
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Retired biblioprole, overeducated dogwalker. Maybe things will get a little better in the morning. Me: he/him/his. You: as you wish.

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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 22m
The mrs. has been out three times to canvas for a state senate candidate in Bucks County. I think she's talked to six people altogether, not changed any minds that she knows of, and now we're deep into "I've already voted" territory. As they said about Nelson Rockefeller, "Make him spend it all."
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 26m
It's worse than that. There's a program called Parole in Place where if you're in the military you can apply to have family members' immigration status legalized. It's promoted as an incentive for recruitment. Now they're using it to find targets for detention/deportation. Bait/switch.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 43m
Trump in 2024: I will bring prices down on Day One. Trump in 2026: We have only just learned that Biden was president in 2024. This will take more time.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 2h
I declare these grapes sour.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
Fur blowing straight back from the face of a long-haired dog with their head poking out of the window of a moving vehicle.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 21h
That also happens with conspiracy theories, a phenomenon that has a name I can't remember right now: you can't eat just one. If you like Pizzagate, you're way more likely to like The Big Steal and Soros Bucks and Lizard People and . . .
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 21h
Suprised they didn't go with "I identify as a lawyer, and my pronouns are attorney/esquire." I guess pronoun jokes are losing their juice.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 22h
I Married a Zombie for Tax Purposes
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 22h
They have weakly and ineffectively opposed me, and it looks like it's working.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s nice to see someone understands the economic arguments against rent control. morewrong.lol?post=my-tena...
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Amanda Hoey @amandahoey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The median voter assumes that there is an easy way for immigrants to come here legally that people don’t do because, idk, reasons, and the best possible thing Democrats could do for their electoral prospects is make that actually true, stick it in a dry budget bill, and never speak of it again.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When you're #2, you try harder, as Avis used to say.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thucydides Traps as far as the eye can see.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I see what you did there.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There are two religions: Evangelical Christian and Wrong. What else is there to talk about?
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Byron "Whizzer" White, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hi I’m your new press secretary and this is my first time reading words out loud www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Hi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out Loud
A very uncomfortable 14 minutes
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I suspect she got paid more.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love that cats just endlessly reenact their species’ history of domestication. “What if I went inside? Hmm yes good decision.”
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Legal Maestro For All Occasions?
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We'll workshop it.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's a universe, like, two doors over where he's just a bitchy old queen living in a gorgeous UES penthouse with a handsome, buff, much younger man, and everybody in his building hates his guts, but I have never heard his name, not once.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not going to start feeling sorry for the legal profession no matter what you say.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OK I need to explain: Ll.M. is a master's degree in law/legal studies. It often serves as accreditation in a specialty like tax law or international contracts.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That degree is way overdue for a rebranding.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keeping an animal that does no work and eats much more food than it would ever yield is definitely a luxury in an agricultural economy.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She has a law degree from Pepperdine (of course) and had a legal job in China for three years. Don't know whether China has a bar exam; I know that in China law is mostly an undergrad degree, and lots of US law schools run LLM programs to sell special certifications to Chinese lawyers.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Miss Teen Wordpower
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Eduardo García-Molina @egarcmol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A poet versed in Greek and Latin being praised, a speech in front of the acropolis, public executions of criminals, and a delegate to Greece faces bribery charges. Please check in on your ancient historians as time itself appears to collapse.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The kids are alright.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How lightly are we talking about?
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LOLCats of the Navy Apocalypse Whenever Full Corduroy Jacket
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Or what happened in the Rhineland before they even got to Jerusalem.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It was the inspiration for Camus's L'Etranger. Game recognize game.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There were Ken Paxton ads aired during the Eagles-Rams game last week. Apparently there are media markets in Texas that are more expensive than a national buy. Maybe Arizona is CA-adjacent enough for something like that.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here in this country we call our political opponents radical Marxists and Communists, like our pioneer ancestors.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/10/2026
It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/10/2026
So, I’m sorry, I know you’re all sick of it, but I’m gonna be reposting this thing a lot, because right now this is the only platform I have, and there’s nothing else I can do.
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Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Two Trump Towers
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would get that looked at.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make my funk the P-Funk I wants to get funked up
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I used to see ads on the subway for "Vigilante Law," which sounded like another one of those shows. Turns out it was a lawyer named Vigilante.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Take me outside for a walk." [discovers it's raining] "Not this outside. The other outside."
Penny, a midsize black dog of uncertain ancestry, learns that her walking preferences will continue to be denied her by climate change which is totally my fault so she should still get treats.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is literally wallet inspector shit.
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After Italy surrendered to the Allies in WWII, a Free French newspaper wrote "The House of Savoy has never finished a war on the same side it started on, unless the war lasted long enough for them to change sides twice."
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"So what am I, chopped liver?" - King Arthur
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man, just ascend already.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The emergence of Black Plague in Russia can be blamed on the provocative good health of neighboring European societies. by John Mearsheimer
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Hogan @hogan590.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
See also the Ring of Gyges. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of...
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Ring of Gyges - Wikipedia
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