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Jon Hoffmann

@hoffmpls.bsky.social
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We are not connected with “Snyder of Berlin” I am not John Hoffman but will protect him forever.

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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll never get over just how odd this campaign has been to watch.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The senate is such a terrible body I don’t know why anybody aspires to be a part of it.
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 02/09/2026
The Minneapolis Police Department is on the scene of a shooting in the area of 15 E Grant St. involving multiple victims, including two police officers. Please avoid the area. Additional information will be provided as it becomes available.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There’s a certain sadness in leaving Facebook gardening groups because boomers have filled them up with AI slop. Those groups were the last vestige of wholesome community content online. RIP
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Voter 142 - 01-08 - 11:30am. For all you hyperlocal data nerds.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The fact that they didn’t use Sting’s Brand New Day in Spider-Man: Brand New Day is a huge loss for the boomer music community.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CM Vetaw posting AI images of herself. It’s just too much.
An AI photograph of council member Vetaw holding up a check
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know who would be a great pick to fill Klobuchar’s seat? John frickin’ Hoffman. I’m biased, of course. This is now a John Hoffman stan account.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
John Hoffman is an awesome dude. I’m honored to accidentally get his emails sometimes.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Smoke has arrived in the Twin Cities, ahead of schedule. This is going to be bad.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Tightening the vice on ICE.” Bars.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hope you’re joking.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@amyklobuchar.com just wrote the longest post I’ve ever seen her do memorializing Lindsay Graham on X. Never seen her type that many words for any person or community that actually deserved it. There’s also a reason she didn’t do it on BlueSky.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Your periodic reminder that you can mute Will Stancil on this application! It’s good for you and him!
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Disagree. The mustaches have been great. Agree. ICE must be destroyed.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The OneMinuteTours Facebook page is reposting all of his videos from last year and it’s so odd. He must be farming for engagement.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Complete silence from @amyklobuchar.com on SCOTUS’s attack on trans people today. Vote blue unless it’s you*! *Amy Klobuchar
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I thought T-Mobile bought it?
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Interesting choice featuring all four original members from the My Own Prison era. 8 out of 10 on the Stapp scale of Creedness.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Mine’s out. Logan Park area.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Incredible. Vote for @peggyflanagan.bsky.social!
A screenshot of a tweet by Tom Emmer praising Angie Craig for passing the Laken Riley Act.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Whats the point of being called the Timberwolves if they’re just called “Wolves” everywhere? Just rename the team the Minnesota Wolves?
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh, of course it’s Deena Winter.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Saying that all 13 council members are “well on the left of the political spectrum” is another example of why I’ll never trust the journalism of @startribune.com.
A screenshot of an article in the star tribune that features the text: “It’s no secret that the Minneapolis City Council and Mayor Jacob Frey have a rocky relationship.
Even though all 13 council members are well on the left of the political spectrum, the more progressive majority over the past two years has frequently locked horns with more moderate members and Frey, often sending meetings off the rails.”
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
She’s gonna micromanage and throw temper tantrums for 4 years. Can’t wait!
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Amy Klobuchar will be the Jacob Frey of governors. Endlessly frustrating, inaccessible to Minnesotans, and will take credit for things that better people accomplished. I can’t wait.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What an absolute POS.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is disrespectful to my family name.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is your periodic reminder that Will Stancil can be muted on this web-based application!
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Melody Hoffmann @phmelody.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Thank you, Ashley
time.com
TIME100 Philanthropy: Ashley Fairbanks
Find out who else is on the TIME100 Most Influential People in Philanthropy 2026 list
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You can just be quiet once in awhile.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you lived in Maine, would you still vote for him? You were foaming at the mouth about VBNMW not too long ago.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah I was mocking him.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
VBNMW!
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
lol I’d argue you may be on the lonelier side of this. Ezra Klein is a terrible pundit and not terribly interesting either.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Good news? It literally helps nothing!
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You know it’s serious when online meteorologists become chatbots for people’s travel questions.
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Melody Hoffmann @phmelody.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ope!
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wow.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Seems like a demotion. I doubt he’d ever do that.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
He is a parody of himself.
A screenshot of a tweet by Dean Phillips saying members of Congress should attend state of the union addresses and order them with decorum their witness to truth, and lie lies and protest in peace and silence.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hear me out: Barack Obama is the greatest progressive electoral achievement and governance failure in human history
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dingle. Stay at Heatons Guesthouse.
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ryan @rkmpls.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fresh off of a critical, heartbreaking month where Jacob Frey was nowhere to be found in Minneapolis but all over national talk shows, here’s one of his surrogates soft-launching the Frey for Senate train. Gonna be a long year smh
Photo of Jacob Frey speaking at a campaign event.

Caption: Mayor Frey has proven leadership after the federal occupation. If Klobuchar is elected governor she should appoint Jacob Frey as our Next US Senator from MN.

Overlaid text: Re-elected mayor in 2026.
Promise made.
Promise kept.
He should be our Next United States
Senator from MN.

My face: 🤮🤮
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Josh Martin @joshmartinmpls.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
On Presidents’ Day, I’m proud to celebrate our President - by which of course I mean Minneapolis City Council President Elliott Payne.
Ward 1 - Elliott Payne

Council President Elliott Payne represents Ward 1, a collection of neighborhoods in Northeast and Southeast Minneapolis.

Council President Elliott Payne
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Hopefully he brings Toussaint Morrison with him!
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 16/02/2026
hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is a perfect encapsulation of everything that is wrong with @amyklobuchar.com
racketmn.com
Amy Klobuchar’s Record on Trump Is Shameful - Racket
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
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D.A. Bullock @bullycreative.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
simply they will shift to where there is less resistance from the people, therefore the power always lies with the people. Do not let politicians take your power away and disperse you at their will.
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Jon Hoffmann @hoffmpls.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Watch. They’re gonna try and force us to “move on” and we’ll still have over a thousand ICE agents running around.
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